25 Shower Quotes for Good Laugh and for Thinking

There's something about standing under a running shower that helps us come up with interesting ideas, aha moments, and sometimes, the funniest lines. Here are 25 shower quotes that are hilarious and impactful.

You'd be surprised at how much has been said about showers — actors, singers, authors, novelists, dramatists, poets, athletes, business people, and government leaders have been quoted on their opinions about it. While some have shared why they love showering, others have made jokes about it. Here are 25 shower quotes for a good laugh and stimulating your mind.

Chris Pratt's quote: "My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower." | Source: azquotes

The Shower Itself

"My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower." ― Chris Pratt

"I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun." ― Julia Louis-Dreyfus

"Just as you wouldn't leave the house without taking a shower, you shouldn't start the day without at least 10 minutes of sacred practice: prayer, meditation, inspirational reading." ― Marianne Williamson

"End-of-the-world stories tend to ring true. I've always been drawn to them, but as I wrote my own, I found surprising pleasure in creating a world that is so radically changed, yet where there's so much meaning and value in every small and ordinary thing we have, and take for granted: hot showers, enough food, friends, routines." ― Karen Thompson Walker

"Shining through tears, like April suns in showers, that labor to overcome the cloud that loads em." ― Thomas Otway

Alfred Austin's quote: "Tears are summer showers to the soul." | Source: azquotes

"My favorite place in the morning is in the shower with Eric." ― Jim Anderson

"Standing under freezing cold showers every morning - I did that. I got up to seven minutes most mornings, and it actually works; it immunizes your body, and your body starts getting used to the cold. It really works." ― Liam Neeson

"I take showers to think." ― J.R. Rim

"The medicine it's three times every day taking cold water shower." ― Deyth Banger

"My schedule goes: wake up, running, exercise, downstairs, running shoes off, then to the shower. That's the Jackie Chan diary." ― Jackie Chan

William Shakespeare's quote: "What showers arise, blown with the windy tempest of my heart." | Source: azquotes

Poetic Quotes

"Tears are summer showers to the soul." ― Alfred Austin

"What showers arise, blown with the windy tempest of my heart?" ― William Shakespeare

"To find someone who will love you for no reason and to shower that person with reasons that is the ultimate happiness." ― Robert Breault

"Meditation is nothing but taking a mental shower." ― Harbhajan Singh Yogi

"Sorrows humanize our race; tears are the showers that fertilize the world." ― Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl of Lytton

"You can't shower happiness on others without getting few drops back on yourself." ― Israelmore Ayivor, Leaders' Frontpage: Leadership Insights from 21 Martin Luther King Jr. Thoughts

"Music and showers refresh like no other. Darling, it's not only about sex." ― Alain Bremond-Torrent

Tamerlan Kuzgov's quote: "Repentance is a shower for a soul." | Source: Goodreads

"You know that feeling when you're standing under the shower and turn the tap on to fill the bucket with water but instead, the shower starts, leaving you startled, that feeling is my entire life." ― Nitya Prakash

"Repentance is a shower for a soul." ― Tamerlan Kuzgov

"Before I met him, I would hum and dance in the shower. When I fell in love with him, I would fantasize about him while taking a shower. When he left, I would hide my tears in the shower." ― Namrata Gupta, Together We Were (W)hole

Funny Quotes

“Whatever you do in the privacy of your own rain shower is your own business.” ― Gregory David Roberts

“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” ― Josh Groban

Josh Groban's quote: "There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva." | Source: azquotes

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“You smell good." "It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-" "Naked. I know the drill." ― Becca Fitzpatrick

"I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend." ― Chelsea M. Cameron, My Favorite Mistake

“I can't speak for everybody. But I will say that for me, when I've been depressed - and I get depressed. I have irrational bouts of anxiety. I have random FedEx deliveries of despondency. Just like, 'I didn't order this. Oh, well, keep the PJs on, cancel everything you're doing today. It's time to take a sad shower.'” ― Pete Holmes

These thematic quotes are of professionals from different career backgrounds, including Jackie Chan, Liam Neeson, and Chris Pratt.

For more general quotes about another thing that is a constant feature in our lives, read 26 Belle Quotes about Books.