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Teeter's image with a quote from "Yellowstone": "It’s Friday night somewhere." | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
40 Teeter Yellowstone quotes — ‘Yellowstone’s Sassy Cowgirl
Apr 26, 202302:00 P.M.
Teeter, played by Jennifer Landon in the neo-western drama series "Yellowstone," works as a ranch hand on John Dutton's ranch. She arrives in style, giving the other ranch boys a run for their money, and her sassy personality is worth admiration. Here are 40 Teeter Yellowstone quotes to know her better.
"Yellowstone," which depicted ranch life and its tranquil settings with the help of intriguing characters, immediately became a fan favorite among the show's viewers. Teeter, portrayed by actress Jennifer Landon, is one of the many reasons "Yellowstone" fans can't get enough of the show.
Teeter isn't afraid to speak her mind and is just as tough as the other ranch boys. She is witty, smart, and fearless, and she excels at the ranch job, giving other ranch lads a run for their money.
Teeter is mainly seen as a 'cool' and sassy cowgirl, but she's also quite amorous and doesn't shy away from revealing her romantic feelings. Here are 40 Teeter Yellowstone quotes about her sassy personality and other characters from the show.
Teeter’s quote from “Yellowstone”: "Teeter: (to Colby) You wanna go skinny dipping?" | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
Sassy & Hilarious Teeter Yellowstone Quotes
"Do I look like my f—in' name is "Peter," you skunk-haired motherf—er." — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the f—in' gator!" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"You wanna go skinny dipping?" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"Hey, we ought to ride the buffalo out there in that field." — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"You ever wonder why there"s lizards in the mountains, but no snakes?" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"It"s Friday night somewhere." — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"Hey, hey! You look like a plucked mother f—in' chicken!" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
Teeter’s quote from “Yellowstone”: “Come on, baby! Let’s get naked!” | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
"Hey baby, I want some bronc to break my back so I can lay in bed all day." — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"Hay ain't no kid, he's just am—er card sharkin' — little elf." — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"Dude, y'all f—in kidding me? Y'all wouldn't know hard work if it crawled up your leg and sucked on your f—in p*****!" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"What the f—k are you all talking about, roping in f—in space? That's f—in insane!" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"Teeter: Hey, sweet t***, you ain't ropin'?
Colby: We're on cooler patrol.
Teeter: Come on, don't be intimidated. You gotta come up here, an' rope with mama." — "Yellowstone"
"Teeter: Come on baby, I need you stronger for later.
Colby: What's in it? (about his food bowl)
Teeter: Everything, baby." — "Yellowstone"
Quote from “Yellowstone”: “Colby: You tell him, baby! Teeter: I love it when you call me baby.” | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
"Ryan: Did you see those f—in horses today? Goddamn, what I'd give to ride one of those …
Teeter: I heard riding and I heard f—in. What are we doing?" — "Yellowstone"
"Teeter: That is sexy!
Colby: (pointing at a group of horses) No, that's sexy!" — "Yellowstone"
More Quotes from Teeter and Other Yellowstone Characters
"Colby: Hey, hmm. You don't have to come.
Teeter: Oh no, I wouldn't miss this for the f—in' world.
Colby: Yeah." — "Yellowstone"
"Rip: I didn't mean to wake you, honey. I was tryin' to be quiet. Sorry.
Beth: You didn't wake me. Memories woke me.
Rip: Well, I hope they were good ones.
Beth: Good ones don't wake people. I think they do the opposite." — "Yellowstone"
"Travis: Which side of the river?
Teeter: North.
Travis: That is not Texas, that is f—in' Arkansas. Don't tell people you're from Texas.
Teeter: Whatever you say." — "Yellowstone"
Teeter’s quote from “Yellowstone”: “When you get back to Texas you all start making f—in babies, have yourself a hell of a life. Okay?” | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
"Caroline: Stubbornness is not a business strategy, Beth. It's how you lose the ranch all together. You're smart enough to know that.
Beth: Oh, I know it, and if we still own it by the time my father dies, you're my first call. But in the meantime, his dream is my Alamo, and I will die on the f—in' wall defending it." — "Yellowstone"
"Jamie: I'd miss my brother.
Garrett: He's not your brother.
Jamie: In my heart, he's my brother.
Garrett: In your imagination. You barely know him! You miss what you thought you were, that's all. You'll miss that whether you're alive or not." — "Yellowstone"
"Carter: If I don't give you flowers when I'm sorry, when do I give 'em?
Beth: You give 'em for no reason, buddy, no reason at all." — "Yellowstone"
"James: I don't care if you live or die, but should you live, you tell 'em about me.
Dude: Tell who?
James: Everybody like you." — "Yellowstone"
Teeter’s quote from “Yellowstone”: “Teeter: (to Colby) Ya sure? You don’t like girls do ya? Be you wanna pile drive one of them boys in my posters, don’t ya?” | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
"Mo: Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Rainwater: He'll kill the hotel and the airport. It's a good thing for the land, but I don't see how it's good for us. Not yet, anyway." — "Yellowstone"
"John: Jim, I'd like to introduce you to my daughter, Beth.
Jim: Pleased to meet you.
John: She's my new chief of staff. Get out of my office." — "Yellowstone"
"Monica: When you said you saw the end of us, is this what you saw?
Kayce: No, baby. No, I never saw this comin', and this won't be the end of us.
Monica: What will?
Kayce: I'd have to choose the end of us, and I will never choose that." — "Yellowstone"
"Wrangler: I thought they weren't supposed to leave the park.
John: Well, I guess they didn't tell the wolves that. If they did, they ain't listenin'." — "Yellowstone"
"Jamie: Boy. You have really fuckin' done it this time.
Beth: What's the big deal, Jamie? I got into a bar fight in Boseman. I mean, the Montana board of tourism should put that on fuckin' T-shirts." — "Yellowstone"
Quote from “Yellowstone”: “Teeter: Come on baby, I need you stronger for later. Colby: What’s in it? (about his food bowl) Teeter: Everything, baby.” | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
"John: And they wonder why we fight so hard. You see what you been missin'?
Beth: Anyone think to pack any vodka?
John: Beth, just look at the horizon." — "Yellowstone"
"Summer: I thought we agreed to get along.
Beth: We did. I didn't agree to placate some of your hippie bullshit where every institution and every custom is designed to oppress.
Summer: They are.
Beth: They are what you make 'em, babe." — "Yellowstone"
"Garrett: John Dutton may have raised you, but did he love you, son? Does he love you, now? He loves the goddamned ranch. That's all he ever loved. You standin' here in my yard tells me you already know that. I'm your family, son. I'm the only one you got.
Jamie: Everything that I worked for, everything that I thought I was, I'm going to lose. I was raised to run that ranch. I built it into what it is today.
Garrett: Then run it.
Jamie: It's not mine. It's not for sale, not that I could afford it.
Garrett: Hell, nobody can afford the Yellowstone. The Yellowstone ain't a ranch, it's am empire. Empires you take.
Jamie: I don't know how to do that.
Garrett: It's the simplest thing on earth. You kill the
Jamie: I'm not a killer.
Garrett: You never killed? Yeah, you've killed. Of course, you've killed. You're a Randall, and killin' is our only gift." — "Yellowstone"
Teeter’s quote from “Yellowstone”: “You ever wonder why there’s lizards in the mountains, but no snakes?” | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
"Rip: Your dad's been shot.
Kasey: Where?!
Rip: Every-f—in-where, Kasey." — "Yellowstone"
Teeter Yellowstone Quotes Depicting Her Kinda Hilarious-Romantic Demeanor
"Colby: You tell him, baby!
Teeter: I love it when you call me baby." — "Yellowstone"
"You wanna scratch behind my ears?" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"When you get back to Texas you all start making f—in babies, have yourself a hell of a life. Okay?" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"I don't know, do you need help with ... s—x?" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
Quote from “Yellowstone”: “James: I don't care if you live or die, but should you live, you tell 'em about me. Dude: Tell who? James: Everybody like you.” | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
"Teeter: That wasn't so bad, was it?
Colby: No, not so bad.
Teeter: You should have fucked me while I still had a face, but that's alright; we'll work on your timing." — "Yellowstone"
"You want a back rub?" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"Teeter: (to Colby) Ya sure? You don't like girls do ya? Be you wanna pile drive one of them boys in my posters, don't ya?" — "Yellowstone"
"Whatever you say, baby, just take your pants off." — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
"Come on, baby! Let's get naked!" — Teeter, "Yellowstone"
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Teeter’s quote from “Yellowstone”: “Whatever you say, baby, just take your pants off.” | Source: youtube.com/yellowstone
Teeter is no pushover, and she made it clear to the show's viewers with her personality. While working on the Yellowstone Ranch, Teeter also meets her love, Colby, which makes for the show's sweetest romance narrative.
It reminds the viewers of old-school love, which is more about hair-pulling than actual kissing, and is a visual feast! Teeter's open, fearless, and sassy nature definitely makes the show worth watching.
She is not scared to stand up against injustice and can never, ever be treated like a douchebag. Read about another sassy character in Rebekah Mikaelson's quotes.
Do you know? "Yellowstone" star Kelsey Asbille recently took to Instagram to honor her younger sibling, Forrest. You can read about it here. More about "Yellowstone" star Dawn Olivieri's personal life here.
