32 Roger Quotes 'American Dad': Join This Alien for a Few Laughs

Roger the Alien is an entertaining deuteragonist with a penchant for playing around with costumes and personalities. He also exhibits humor that leaves audiences in stitches. Read his 32 quotes below.

Roger is one of the central characters in the cartoon series "American Dad." He is a self-involved and sociopathic alien with a drinking problem, although he does exhibit some altruism in rare instances.

The extraterrestrial is over just 1500 years old, having, as he says, been witness to significant moments in history such as the Vietnam War and the 1980 Olympics. Find out more about him by reading the 32 quotes below.

Roger the Alien’s quote: “I love myself all the time. At least once in the morning, and usually right before I go to sleep.” | Source: facebook.com/AmericanDad

Humorous Roger the Alien Quotes

“It’s 67 degrees outside, and I hate you.” — Roger the Alien

“Text bubbles are made out of flesh-eating bacteria. You didn't know that?” — Roger the Alien

“All I have to do is get married by next week and I can get my blender in time for Grey's Anatomy!” — Roger the Alien

“It's not official 'til you change your Facebook status!” — Roger the Alien

"I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird [expletive]." — Roger the Alien

Roger the Alien’s quote: “Well, then I'm taking away fifty points from Gryffindor!!” | Source: facebook.com/AmericanDad

Well, I think it's pronounced Henga, but if you wanna [expletive] all over the Spanish language, go ahead.” — Roger the Alien

“I love myself all the time. At least once in the morning, and usually right before I go to sleep.” — Roger the Alien

“Behind the wheel of every taxi is a sad, confused person who lost a bet they didn't understand.” — Roger the Alien

“Everyone knows blondes get more attention. Scientists have proven it, but their research was ignored because they were boring brown-haired scientists.” — Roger the Alien

“Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?!!" — Roger the Alien

Roger the Alien with his quote: “Behind the wheel of every taxi is a sad, confused person who lost a bet they didn't understand.” | Source: facebook.com/AmericanDad

"What the [expletive] s a Hufflepuff?" — Roger the Alien

"You don't know why the Americans and the Germans were fighting in World War 2? Nobody knows..." — Roger the Alien

“When you're locked in a cadillac sinking to the bottom of the ocean, you either learn about cars or you die.” — Roger the Alien

“Well, then I'm taking away fifty points from Gryffindor!!” — Roger the Alien

"Let's turn this Country around. Let's make things again." — Roger the Alien

Roger the Alien with his quote: “It's not official 'til you change your Facebook status!” | Source: facebook.com/AmericanDad

“In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.” — Roger the Alien

"Let's try that on the fart setting.” — Roger The Alien

Absurdly Funny Roger the Alien Quotes

"There's an old German saying: "Don't blame the fish!" — Roger the Alien

“In nature, a horse will not offer you his hoof until you gain his trust.” — Roger the Alien

“I was supposed to be on that bus, but there was a lady with a chicken on there. What is this, like, Guatemala? What the hell? Leave your bird at home, lady.” — Roger the Alien

Roger the Alien with his quote: “Don't cry...in front of the fish.” | Source: facebook.com/AmericanDad

“Screw You, I’m Kevin Bacon!” — Roger the Alien

"You brought Fat into our house!" — Roger the Alien

“I just don't have the words for it. Schmooblydong. Is that a word?” — Roger the Alien

“Without the crisscross, I'm just some guy yelling 'applesauce.'” — Roger the Alien

“Don't cry...in front of the fish.” — Roger the Alien

Roger the Alien with his quote:“I just don't have the words for it. Schmooblydong. Is that a word?” | Source: facebook.com/AmericanDad

"You are resisting my lessons! Now I must slumber, and dream of Spatchcocking T-Rexes with my Childhood Friend, Jean-Baptiste." — Roger the Alien

More Roger the Alien Quotes

“So, have you heard anything? Is Chaz gonna be okay?” — Roger the Alien

"I'm a Taco Bell man.” — Roger the Alien

“Francine, I haven’t been entirely truthful with you.” — Roger the Alien

Roger the Alien with his quote: “In nature, a horse will not offer you his hoof until you gain his trust.” | Source: facebook.com/AmericanDad

"Why are you telling me this?" — Roger the Alien

"Tam, I gotta go, the Boss is being a real Catch you Next Tuesday..." — Roger the Alien

"Oh, Staniel!" — Roger the Alien

Roger the Alien with his quote: “So, have you heard anything? Is Chaz gonna be okay?” | Source: facebook.com/AmericanDad

Created by Seth MacFarlane, "American Dad" is an adult animated show focused on a father, Stan Smith, who works for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) and the rest of his family.

It has 31 nominations and one win from the ASCAP Film and Television Music Awards. If you are a fan of adult cartoons, read these 46 'Rick and Morty' quotes.