27 ‘Ballers’ Quotes for a Dose of Sports, Comedy & Drama

Football, finances, comedy, drama, plus Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a recipe for an addictive series. To learn more about this show, read these 27 quotes.

"Ballers" is a five-season series focused on a former NFL player who now manages the finances for the football players, with the show also focusing on the players' private lives.

Set in Miami, Florida, this comedy-drama earned 5 Primetime Emmy nominations, with 32 overall and one win from California on Location Awards. Read the 27 quotes below to find out more.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Spencer Strasmore with his quote:“Well, I believe in second chances. Just not thirds.” | Source: youtube.com/HBO

Spencer Strasmore Quotes

"Here's a novel idea; you make better choices, you get better results." — Spencer Strasmore

"Look, to say I don't care what everyone thinks, that would be a lie. You will always care about what your friends and family think. But, at the end, you only got yourself and the fucks you choose to give. Everything else is someone's else problem." — Spencer Strasmore

"After 30 years, my dad finally had a chance to sit across from the man who was running everything, and you know what he saw? Nothing. Nothing special. My dad realized in that moment he could've been that guy sitting behind that desk." — Spencer Strasmore

"Maybe you're just not emotionally cut out for this, Joe." — Spencer Strasmore

"You've been living hard and fast, Kisan." — Spencer Strasmore

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Spencer Strasmore with his quote: “In the end, nothing is black and white. That is why you have to find your own truth.” | Source: youtube.com/HBO

“When you ask me why I’m doing this, my answer is because I know what guy I want to be.” — Spencer Strasmore

“Well, I believe in second chances. Just not thirds.” — Spencer Strasmore

"Are you stressed?" — Spencer Strasmore

“In the end, nothing is black and white. That is why you have to find your own truth.” — Spencer Strasmore

An image from “Ballers” with s Spencer Strasmore’s quote: “We’re all just a bunch of guys, Joe. Some of use believe we can do anything, and some of us believe we can’t.” | Source: youtube.com/HBO

"The world is changing, Kisan. Maybe you should too." — Spencer Strasmore

"At some point, the only way to succeed is to not give a [expletive]." — Spencer Strasmore

“We’re all just a bunch of guys, Joe. Some of use believe we can do anything, and some of us believe we can’t.” — Spencer Strasmore

Joe Krutel Quotes

“What the [expletive] kind of story is this?!” — Joe Krutel

"I didn't want to hear a story about you searching for your biological father." — Joe Krutel

Joe Krutell, with his quote: “Are there athletes here?” | Source: youtube.com/HBO

“I’m starting to think maybe we are on the evil side of things.” — Joe Krutel

"My psoriasis, I can feel it...festering. It moves around the body, you know?" — Joe Krutel

"I mean, look at all the stress it's causing both of us." — Joe Krutel

“Are there athletes here?” — Joe Krutell

Characters from “Ballers” with Joe Krutel’s quote: “I’m starting to think maybe we are on the evil side of things.” | Source: youtube.com/HBO

“I definitely do not want to be the guy who just sits there while time…stands still.” — Joe Krutel

“I used to have a boat. Not like this. This is like a spaceship.” — Joe Krutel

"This event is strictly corporate." — Joe Krutel

More Ballers Quotes

“My boys are the reason I even made it this far in the first place.” — Kisan

An image of Joe Krutel with his quote: “I definitely do not want to be the guy who just sits there while time…stands still.” | Source: youtube.com/HBO

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"He'll have to finish his career in Saskatchewan." — Tracy Legette

"You make it sound so easy. It's not that simple, Spencer." — Kisan

"You know I always ask myself what's the worst that could happen, right? And then I learn, a lot can happen." — Kisan

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Spencer Strasmore with Kisan’s quote: My boys are the reason I even made it this far in the first place.” | Source: youtube.com/HBO

Two central characters in "Ballers" are Spencer Strasmore, played by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Joe Krutel, who is played by Rob Corddry.

Other cast members include John David Washington, Donovan W. Carter, and Troy Garity. To read more sports-focused content, look at these Joe Burrow quotes.