35 Salem the Cat Quotes: A Peek into This Devilish Feline’s Mind
Beginning with the Archie comics and then being translated to the screen, Sabrina from "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" has become an icon for young girls everywhere. Salem, her talking cat, also became and is a highly beloved character in the universe. Read the black cat's 35 quotes below.
Salem Saberhagen is Sabrina from "Sabrina the Teenage Witch's" Familiar. However, that is different from where his story ends. This sarcastic cat is a 5-century-old witch stuck in a feline's body for 100 years.
This predicament came about as a punishment from the Witches Council for trying to rule the world, a sentiment that the character has not seemingly moved past yet.
The talking cat has become a fan favorite, appearing in every episode of the 1994 adaptation of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" and receiving his comic for the Halloween of 2022. Read Salem's 35 quotes below to find out more.
Salem's quote: “Show me the tuna.” | Source: AmoDays
Giggle-Worthy Salem Quotes
“Show me the tuna.” — Salem
“I'm sorry, Sabrina. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you.” — Salem
"I never cared for the name Mildred." — Salem
"Hey, pigs are people too!" — Salem
"You're a regular Mad Max, aren't you?" — Salem
Salem’s: “And let’s give a big warm welcome to sadness.” | Source: AmoDays
"Hey, so what if I'm a cat? The car says I got it going." — Salem
"I found the Fountain of Youth! It's the toilet!" — Salem
"Just drive, Woodstock boy.” — Salem
"That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside?" — Salem
Negative Salem Quotes
“And let’s give a big warm welcome to sadness.” — Salem
Salem’s quote: “Finally, someone whose life is more pathetic than mine.” | Source: AmoDays
“Someone’s gonna end up crying. Probably me.” — Salem
"Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.” — Salem
“When I’m happy, I eat! When I’m upset, I eat!” — Salem
“Finally, someone whose life is more pathetic than mine.” — Salem
Vain and Snobby Salem Quotes
"I like the attention." — Salem
Salem’s quote: “As long as you drop everything and stay focused on me, I should be fine.” | Source: AmoDays
“I need a little fresh air and a latte.” — Salem
"You don't have to order me a pizza, but make it half sausage, half clam." — Salem
“Sometimes I just like to hear myself talk.” — Salem
“I think I carry it well.” — Salem
"You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak." — Salem
Salem’s quote: “I need a little fresh air and a latte.” | Source: AmoDays
“As long as you drop everything and stay focused on me, I should be fine.” — Salem
"Yes. Control. Chilli. I have it all." — Salem
"Cheetos should be served at room temperature, you know." — Salem
More Purrrfect Quotes from the Diabolical Black Cat
“Sorry, I got caught up in the moment.” — Salem
"Dogs gaurd. Cats watch and judge." — Salem
Salem’s quote: “Dear lord, you picked up a guy at the bus station.” | Source: AmoDays
"Freeze! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up!" — Salem
"Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony." — Salem
"I’m thinking of how to word it." — Salem
"Still want to take over the world?" — Salem
"I’m so happy, I could plotz!" — Salem
Salem’s quote: “We’re back to getting beaten up here...” | Source: AmoDays
“Dear lord, you picked up a guy at the bus station.” — Salem
"I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Muahahaha!" — Salem
“We’re back to getting beaten up here...” — Salem
"It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?" — Salem
“If you misbehave for just one instant, I’ll cut you, man.” — Salem
Salem’s quote: “When I’m happy, I eat! When I’m upset, I eat!” | Source: AmoDays
The latest adaptation of the Sabrina witch story is Netflix's "Chilling Adventures of Sabrina." Although it received a warm welcome, many resented that Salem does not have a voice, except when he reveals his ability to speak in season 4, a moment voiced by Luke Cook.
Some other cast members of this show include Kiernan Shipka, who plays Sabrina, Feedback Tati Gabrielle, Jaz Sinclair, Gavin Leatherwood, and much more. Unfortunately, even with such a stunning cast, the series will not be renewed for a fifth season.
However, just because the show is over doesn't mean the magic has to end. Read these 56 magic quotes to believe in the beauty of everyday life.