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Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "Another Thanksgiving has come and gone." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl
Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "Another Thanksgiving has come and gone." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

52 ‘Gossip Girl’ Thanksgiving Quotes and Iconic Sayings for Fans

Roshanak Hannani
May 13, 2023
02:00 P.M.

"Gossip Girl" was the powerful entity that ruled over the students of Constance Billard-St. Jude's School, even after they graduated. The blog dropped news bombs at exactly the right moments for full-fledged drama, and the Thanksgiving episodes were always the best. Let's remember these 52 "Gossip Girl" Thanksgiving quotes.

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The original "Gossip Girl" ran between 2007 and 2012 and showed the lives of extremely rich kids from the Upper East Side of Manhattan. It also included the Humphrey family, seemingly outsiders wanting to find a place in the world of opulent wealth.

The teen series had several iconic episodes, but real fans know the Thanksgiving storylines outshone everything else. From the first Thanksgiving in season one, called "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" to season three's "Treasure of the Serena Madre," audiences could always count on the drama that usually ensues when families get together.

However, Serena and Blair made everything better, not to mention the amazing soundtrack that typically features during these episodes. Who can forget when they all find out Serena is having an affair with Tripp Vanderbilt to the tune of Jason Derulo's "Watcha Say?" in the background? It was pure magic! Read these 52 "Gossip Girl" Thanksgiving quotes.

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "This turkey day, I’m going to make sure everyone eats their hearts out." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "This turkey day, I’m going to make sure everyone eats their hearts out." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

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"Gossip Girl" Thanksgiving Quotes Full of Holiday Spirit

"Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. And what am I most thankful for? The truth." — Gossip Girl

"And hello to you. Big National Holiday. You excited?" — Dan Humphrey

"Better Thanksgiving than never." — Dan Humphrey

"As per Gossip Girl's Thanksgiving tradition, I'm trading in my laptop for stovetop. And for the next 16 hours, the only thing I'm dishing is seconds." — Gossip Girl

"This turkey day, I’m going to make sure everyone eats their hearts out." — Gossip Girl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "Gobble gobble, Upper East Siders. That’s right. It’s Thanksgiving again." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "Gobble gobble, Upper East Siders. That’s right. It’s Thanksgiving again." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

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"What is Thanksgiving without a side of drama? And pie. Apple or pumpkin?" — Blair Waldorf

"Yes, it is true Thanksgiving holds a special place in my heart — and stomach — but I guess this year a pumpkin macaron will just have to do." — Blair Waldorf

"Ooh, pie!" — Serena van der Woodsen

"Gobble gobble, Upper East Siders. That’s right. It’s Thanksgiving again." — Gossip Girl

"On the Upper East Side, that tradition is upheld with a bountiful harvest of secrets, lies, and scandals." — Gossip Girl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Dan Humphrey's quote: "I opened the cranberries. My work is done." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Dan Humphrey's quote: "I opened the cranberries. My work is done." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

"And I want pie." — Blair Waldorf

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“Your sweet potatoes are bland.” — Eric van der Woodsen

"Remember, Serena doesn't share." — Blair Waldorf

"Look at you. Quite the chipper sous chef." — Serena van der Woodsen

"I opened the cranberries. My work is done." — Dan Humphrey

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "And this year’s best dish is going to be served by yours truly." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "And this year’s best dish is going to be served by yours truly." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

"Luckily, the things that have been slowly simmering always taste the most satisfying. Bon appetit." — Gossip Girl

"We on this side of the kitchen choose to be positive." — Jenny Humphrey

"Fine. Fine. But only if I can take the cranberry sauce out of the can. That is my specialty." — Dan Humphrey

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"And this year’s best dish is going to be served by yours truly." — Gossip Girl

"Gossip Girl" Quotes with an Upper East Side Vibe

"You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl." — Gossip Girl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "There's a weak link in every chain. And it's just a matter of time before this one snaps." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "There's a weak link in every chain. And it's just a matter of time before this one snaps." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

"They say the universe has a great sense of humor. That sometimes having your dreams come true can feel like a nightmare. Because getting what you want always comes with strings attached." — Gossip Girl

"Gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite." — Gossip Girl

"They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and once something is set in motion, it can't help up to build momentum." — Gossip Girl

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"Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself of who you are. And where you wanna be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself. As for me, I'm happy right where I am. I only wanna be with you. xoxo ... Gossip Girl" — Gossip Girl

"There's a weak link in every chain. And it's just a matter of time before this one snaps." — Gossip Girl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "When words get in the way, there's really only one thing left to do." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "When words get in the way, there's really only one thing left to do." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

"Napoleon once said that secrets travel fast in Paris. But Gossip Girl travels faster. Bisou bisou." — Gossip Girl

"When words get in the way, there's really only one thing left to do." — Gossip Girl

"You don't know a good thing until it's gone. And found someone else." — Gossip Girl

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“Some might call this a fustercluck. but on the upper east side, we call it Sunday afternoon.” — Gossip Girl

"Looks like Blair and Chuck showed up with quite an appetite — for destruction, that is." — Gossip Girl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

"Spotted – Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had. His heart." — Gossip Girl

"Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War." — Gossip Girl

"All guys are j**ks. But they get hotter with age, and we learn to be more tolerant." — Gossip Girl

"But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had." — Gossip Girl

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"So if you want peace, always be prepared for war." — Gossip Girl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Blair Waldrof's quote: "Three words. eight letters. Say it, and I'm yours." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Blair Waldrof's quote: "Three words. eight letters. Say it, and I'm yours." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

"Every happy ending is just a new beginning. Because on the Upper East Side, the good times never last forever." — Gossip Girl

"You know my motto: if it's not broke, break it." — Gossip Girl

"Gossip Girl" Quotes From Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen

"A woman remembers." — Blair Waldorf

"We make our own fairy tales." — Blair Waldorf

"Three words. eight letters. Say it, and I'm yours." — Blair Waldorf

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Image from "Gossip Girl" with Blair Waldrof's quote: "If you're going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Blair Waldrof's quote: "If you're going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

" I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO." — Blair Waldorf

"If you're going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris." — Blair Waldorf

"We're the non-judging Breakfast Club." — Blair Waldorf

"Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't." — Blair Waldorf

"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination." — Blair Waldorf

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Blair Waldrof's quote: "Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Blair Waldrof's quote: "Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

"Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist." — Blair Waldorf

"We're sisters. You're my family. What is you is me. There's nothing you could ever say that would make me let go." — Blair Waldorf

"Not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf." — Serena van der Woodsen

"I'd ask how you are, but I really don't care." — Serena van der Woodsen

"Don't let people tell you who you are. you tell them." — Serena van der Woodsen

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Serena van der Woodsen's quote: "I know more than anyone what it's like to want to reinvent yourself." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with Serena van der Woodsen's quote: "I know more than anyone what it's like to want to reinvent yourself." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

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"I know more than anyone what it's like to want to reinvent yourself." — Serena van der Woodsen

"I didn't come back for you." — Serena van der Woodsen

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

Image from "Gossip Girl" with the quote: "Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite." | Source: facebook.com/GossipGirl

It's time probably to binge-watch Gossip Girls on HBO Max. Again! Remember when the van der Woodsen and Humphrey kids discovered that Rufus and Lily were an item back in the day? Yes, that was season one. Blair was dealing with the aftermath of her night with Chuck and her absent father.

She was also angry in season two because her mother was dating Cyrus Rose. Speaking of dating, find out about Leighton Meester's real love story. Meanwhile, Dan was trying to write a story about Bart Bass, but Chuck discovered his plan and got him booted.

The young Bass had a complicated relationship with Blair, but in real life, he dated Jessica Szohr, who played Vanessa Abrams. In the meantime, Serena was always in some romantic drama during these episodes, which is completely different from actress Blake Lively's actual nature. The only she shared with her character was her taste for fashion, and that's why she launched a new line.

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