59 Hotel Transylvania Quotes That Made Everyone Love These Monsters

In this retelling about Count Dracula, the lord of the night is actually a protective father who doesn't want his over a hundred-year-old vampire daughter to fly the coop – yes, they turn into bats – because humans are dangerous creatures. It's a fantastic family franchise with appearances from pop culture's favorite monsters. Read these 59 Hotel Transylvania quotes to remember their best moments.

In the first film, a human, Johnny, stumbled upon the hotel. Dracula tried to hide him as another monster, but he and Mavis "zinged." Regardless, Dracula still tried to get Johnny out of the hotel, but he learned that his daughter's happiness was all that mattered.

The second film is all about Mavis and Johnny's kid, Dennis, who doesn't seem to have any powers. Therefore, Mavis wants to move to California, so Dennis can live with other humans. But she soon learns that home is where the heart is.

In the third film, all the monsters go on a cruise, not knowing that Van Helsing and his granddaughter are trying to kill them all. However, a music showdown takes place, and the monsters win. In the fourth film, "Transformania," the monsters turn into humans all because Johnny's quest to become a monster goes awry.

The monsters have to find a way to return to their former selves, and the usual humor and crazy accidents take place. Let's remember these amazing moments with 59 Hotel Transylvania quotes.

Hotel Transylvania Quotes That Are Just Hilarious

Johnny's quote: "You're human, and I'm a monster. It's like Freaky Friday, but on a Tuesday though." | Source: Amodays

"But seriously, watch out for fire. Fire bad." — Frankenstein, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

"You're human, and I'm a monster. It's like Freaky Friday, but on a Tuesday though." — Johnny, “Hotel Transylvania 4: Transformania (2022)”

"Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in de-Nile." — Griffin, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

"I was not the cause of that." — Murray, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

Dracula's quote: “I can feel my insides melting away!” | Source: Amodays

"We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts." — Wayne, “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

“I can feel my insides melting away!” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania 4: Transformania (2022)”

"I don't say 'Blah, blah, blah.’" — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

“[Sees a Twilight movie playing.] This is how we're represented. Unbelievable.” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

Gremlin Lady's quote: “Excuse me. One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude. He ate my sister-in-law.” | Source: Amodays

“English, please! Your voice is REALLY annoying!” — Eunice, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

“Excuse me. One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude. He ate my sister-in-law.” — Gremlin Lady, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

“Wayne: What? Now there's no sheep in the road. Let's go.

Murray: That was pretty sick, man.

Wayne: You eat lamb chops. It's the same thing.” — “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

“Flying as a monster is so much better!” — Johnny, “Hotel Transylvania 4: Transformania (2022)”

Dracula's quote: “Nauseating to meet you.” | Source: Amodays

“Murray: Dennis!

Dracula: Dennisavich

Mavis: He's not in his room.

Wayne: He's not by the pool

Frankenstein: [Drinks an entire bowl of soup] He's not in this pot of soup.” — “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

“Nauseating to meet you.” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

“Murray: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [to Griffin] Yo, how hot is my date?

Griffin: So hot. How about how hot mine is?

Murray: You've... got a date?

Griffin: Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her.

Frankenstein: Oh, yeah. Is this the one from "Canada"?

Griffin: Shh… Wedding's starting.” — “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

“Drac: [sees Blobby] What's he doing here?

Frank: I told him he can come. He's never been outside the hotel.

Drac: Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man! [Blobby goes inside the van, squishing everyone]

Murray: Yeah, that ain't happening.

Drac: Fine. Put him on the rascal. Let's just get going!” — “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

Dracula's quote: “Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?” | Source: Amodays

“The scariest monster of all is diabetes!” — Kakie, “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

“Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Oh, yeah! Dolphin surfing.” — Johnny, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Beverages, beverages, snacks, beverages! Beverages, beverages, snacks, snacks, snacks.” — Gremlins, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

Gremlins' quote: “Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts.” | Source: Amodays

“Listen to the melody of your destruction.” — Van Helsing, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts.” — Gremlins, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Van Helsing: It is I, Dracula, your greatest rival!

Dracula: Hmm... oh, yes! You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport.

Van Helsing: What? No!” — “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“There's a place, you gotta be.1,000 leagues beneath the sea, and it's waitin' over here for you and me. Gonna take you for a ride, but first, you gotta come inside. Get ready for the party's on tonight! So, relax and just unwind. Leave your worries all behind, and get ready for the party is on tonight! So get ready, it's party time…! [winks]” — The Kraken, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

Dracula's quote: “Johnny is giving me the biggest headache of my entire existence right now.” | Source: Amodays

“Murray: [whispering] Man, I hate wearing disguises. These heels are killing me!..

Dracula: Okay, take it down a notch. We don't want to alarm the humans.” — “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Johnny: Uh, can I just ask? What exactly is this place?

Dracula: What is this place? It's a place I built for all those monsters out there lurking in the shadows. Hiding from the persecution of humankind. A for them and their families to come to and be themselves. A void of torches, pitchforks, angry mobs. A place of peace, relaxation, and tranquility.

Johnny: Cool, so it's like a hotel for monsters?

Dracula: Yes, exactly. A hotel for monsters, way to sum it up.” — “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

Hotel Transylvania Quotes That Provev These Monsters Are Family

“Johnny is giving me the biggest headache of my entire existence right now.” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania 4: Transformania (2022)”

“Woohoo! I'm gonna be a grandpa!” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

Wanda's quote: "Okay, honey, be safe! Bring warm clothes and a sword." | Source: Amodays

“Happy birthday, Dennis! I made you a treat. [Dennis: Dead pigeon?] Enjoy it. 'Cause once I graduate business school and start running a company, you're not gonna get home-cooked meals like this anymore.” — Winnie, “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

"Okay, honey, be safe! Bring warm clothes and a sword." — Wanda, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

“I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go, but the worst is seeing you unhappy.” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

“Hey, kids! Reel it in! You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable!” — Wayne, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

Winnie's quote: “No, you're perfect. You're the nicest boy I know, and I have 300 brothers!” | Source: Amodays

Your zing will come. Cherish it, my love. Love, Mommy.” — Martha, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

“No, you're perfect. You're the nicest boy I know, and I have 300 brothers!” — Winnie, “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

“Frankenstein: What's the matter, Drac? You didn't like her?

Griffin: No offense, but you can't be too picky. You haven't had a date in 100 years.

Dracula: Look, guys, I appreciate your concerns, but it's not up to me. You only zing once, and I did.” — “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Mavis: Thanks for taking care of Dennis while we're on vacation. And you remember how to video chat?

Dracula: Yes, yes, with the phone and the buttons and the agony... Okay, we gotta go teach this kid how to be a monster... If we get his fangs to come out, Mavis can't leave.” — “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

Dracula's quote: “Ever since Johnny and Mavis had their little monster, I've been the happiest vampire in the world.” | Source: Amodays

“[to Frank] Oh, no, you don't. Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg, literately.” — Eunice, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Ever since Johnny and Mavis had their little monster, I've been the happiest vampire in the world.” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

“Mavis: What was that about?

Johnny: You mean your Dad's date?

Mavis: It wasn't a date; it was "work stuff."

Johnny: Uh-huh…

Mavis: I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust.” — “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Griffin: Times have changed, buddy. You can even find someone to zing with on your phone now.

Dracula: What, really? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm far too busy. [leaves while taking out his phone] I have Mavis and Dennis, and the hotel and blah, blah, blah.

Frankenstein: [to Griffin and Murray] Um, did you guys hear that? He actually said, "blah, blah, blah".

Dracula: I don't say ‘blah, blah, blah!’” — “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

Mavis' quote: "A zing only happens once in your life, and you have to cherish it." | Source: Amodays

“Kelsey: Are you sure he's a vampire?

Dracula: Of course, he is look at him... he's just like me.” — “Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)”

Hotel Transylvania Quotes That Anyone Can Relate To

"A zing only happens once in your life, and you have to cherish it." — Mavis, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

“Dracula: You messed up, baby. You messed up big time. I told you to take it down. You'll ruin my hotel if they find out.

Johnny: Well, maybe you're just jealous that people are finally having fun at this place.

Dracula: Oh, that? That was not fun. Everyone running, jumping, swimming with no order. That was the opposite of fun.

Johnny: Do you even know what fun is?

Dracula: I invented fun.

Johnny: Boy, the wrong people get to be immortal.” — “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

“No, I could never be with someone like you. I could never be with a monster!” — Ericka, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

Mavis' quote: “Dad, I'm allowed to do things. I'm not 83 anymore.” | Source: Amodays

“I guess it’s always been hard to see the positive side of things.” — Dracula, “Hotel Transylvania 4: Transformania (2022)”

“Dad, I'm allowed to do things. I'm not 83 anymore.” — Mavis, “Hotel Transylvania (2012)”

“Drac! Van Halsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy! If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ! We need POSITIVE ENERGY!” — Johnny, “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)”

Quasimodo's quote: “When you bump with the hump, you land on your rump!” | Source: Amodays

All in all, these animated films are fantastic for the entire family. Don't be deceived by the topic of monsters because it's more kid-friendly than other cartoons. Dracula gets into many accidents due to the actions of others, but it's hilarious.

His friends Frankenstein and Eunice, Wayne and Wanda Werewolf, Griffin, and Murray provide most of the comedic relief of these films. Sadly, there aren't any plans for "Hotel Transylvania 5" as of this writing.

Like other major franchise animated movies, "Hotel Transylvania" features the voice acting of the best stars in Hollywood, like Adam Sandler, who plays Dracula. Adam Samberg voiced Johnny, and Selena Gomez is Mavis. Like her character, the actress is not afraid to accept her body and who she is.