32 Bobby Hill Quotes from 'King of the Hill' to Make You Laugh

Bobby Hill, one of the central characters in "King of the Hill," spent 13 seasons as one of the funniest characters in the animated series, and he wasn't even trying to be. Read further for 32 iconic Bobby Hill quotes.

Since the 1990s, Bobby Hill and his family have entertained viewers by finding humor in the mundane and delivering some iconic lines. Starring the American Hill family located in a fictional city in Texas, "King of the Hill" was an underrated classic that followed Bobby Hill trying to make his dad proud.

However, on his quest to live up to his father's standards, Bobby Hill left viewers in stitches with his child-like nature, signature "Okay" one-liner, and his execution of comedic timing. These 33 quotes perfectly capture his witty character.

Bobby Hill with his quote, "Donuts were one of life's little joys. If the government bans puppy breath and good yawns, I'll have nothing left to live for!" | Source: facebook.com/kingofthehillfan

Bobby Hill Quotes Filled with Hilarious Rationalization

"Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wilting." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Donuts were one of life's little joys. If the government bans puppy breath and good yawns, I'll have nothing left to live for!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Oh! Spoons! Can I assume the potatoes will be mashed tonight?" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"This Calls For A Celebration, I'm Staying Up Till Midnight." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"That's my purse, I don't know you!” ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

Bobby Hill with his quote, "I refuse to eat the white man’s white meat!" | Source: facebook.com/kingofthehillfan

"You want to kiss? Well, I'll try anything once. I didn't think I'd like fruit pies, but then I tried one and if your kiss is anything like a fruit pie, I'm sure I'll…" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"I was getting ready, but I worked up an appetite looking for dress pants, so I ordered a pizza, and that ate up a chunk of time." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"No, I also got a quesadilla, it’s from the value menu." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

Bobby Hill Quotes Full of Funny Things to Learn from Him

"My Sloppy Joe is all sloppy, and no Joe." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"I refuse to eat the white man’s white meat!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

Bobby Hill with his quote, "I'll never use toilet paper in anger again." | Source: facebook.com/kingofthehillfan

"To tell you the truth, Dad, that sounds boring. It's okay if you're into boring, but I'm not." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"I'll never use toilet paper in anger again." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Why do you hate what you don't understand?" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"You know I like my bath at 9:30, with my onion loaf."― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

Bobby Hill with his quote, "Do you take this burger to be your dinner?" | Source: facebook.com/kingofthehillfan

"Let’s Not Spoil The Moment With A Lot Of Talk." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Think about it, Luanne. Why would you bring a child to a department store to buy a dryer when his birthday is three-and-a-half weeks away? It just doesn't make sense!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

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Bobby Hill Quotes to Provoke Deep Thoughts

"Do you take this burger to be your dinner?" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"My dad sure wants me to be at that haunted house. Last time he wanted me to be somewhere so bad, I woke up without tonsils!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Fourteen isn't taken, maybe that could be my special day. We could call it Sweet Fourteeno. We'll have music and dancing, and I'll have to eat fourteen hot dogs before sunset, or I shall remain a boy forever!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

Bobby Hill with his quote, "Wematanye!" | Source: facebook.com/kingofthehillfan

"I'm Gonna Wear This When I Get Older." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Wow, a toaster that only cooks hot dogs!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Wematanye!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"That’s Where Mom Is Going." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

Bobby Hill with his quote, "And white people always be walking around like this...like they be crushing diamonds in there or something! Look at me! I'm white!" | Source: facebook.com/kingofthehillfan

"I'm wet and I don't even know it." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"And white people always be walking around like this...like they be crushing diamonds in there or something! Look at me! I'm white!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Hey look at me! I'm Eddie Cheddar!" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"Okay." ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

"We're out of Cool Whip?" ― Bobby Hill, "King of the Hill"

Bobby Hill with his quote, "Okay." | Source: facebook.com/kingofthehillfan

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Created by Mike Judge, "King of the Hill" ended in the 2010s with an attempted revival that unfortunately fell through. However, the show—which has been argued to be Judge's best work—has left fans with fond memories of Bobby's character, befitting his dreams of being an entertainer.

Bobby's quirky persona, voiced by actress Pamela Adlon, has earned him a place among other animated fan favorites. And if you're a fan of witty animated shows, read this list of 40 quotes from Lisa from "The Simpsons."