48 'Home Alone 2' Quotes That Spark Nostalgia & Childhood Memories

In 1992, the sequel "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" premiered, continuing the misadventures of Kevin, a young boy who consistently finds himself in hilarious and precarious situations. Relive this comedy classic with these 48 quotes.

In "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York," fate lands Kevin in bustling New York City while his family heads to Florida for their holiday escape. Just like in the original film, Kevin must once again outsmart the bumbling criminals, Harry and Marv.

Using his quick thinking and clever strategies, Kevin shows his ability to be independent and strong amid the fast-paced and lively atmosphere of New York City. He successfully defeats the criminal duo.

With its blend of comedy and slapstick humor, the sequel has solidified its status as a beloved holiday classic, capturing the hearts of audiences everywhere. Scroll down and relish the witty remarks that make this film an absolute delight.

Kevin McCallister's quote: "I'm not apologizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat." | Source: AmoDays

Unforgettable Quotes and Exchanges from the Beloved Film 'Home Alone 2: Lost in New York'

"Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage." — Peter McCallister, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

"Kevin! You spent $967 on room service?" — Peter McCallister, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

"Kevin's not here." — Kate McCallister, "Home Alone 2: New York"

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal… and a Happy New Year." — Johnny the gangster, "Home Alone 2: New York"

Megan McCallister's quote: "I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted." | Source: AmoDays

"Don't gimme that. You've been smooching with everybody." — Johnny the gangster, "Home Alone 2: New York"

"There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve." — Harry, "Home Alone 2: New York"

"Two? Make it three, I'm not driving." — Kevin McCallister, "Home Alone 2: New York"

"Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?" — Kevin McCallister, "Home Alone 2: New York"

Harry's quote: "I hate throwing a job knowing that little creep is on the loose." | Source: AmoDays

"Harry: (grabbing Kevin) Come to Papa!

Marv: Round trip to Miami? What's the matter, kid? Get on the wrong plane, squirt?

Harry: Looks like you won't be needin' this, kid.

Marv: American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy." — "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

"Kevin McCallister: I won't forget to remember you.

Bird Lady: Don't make promises you can't keep." — "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

"Concierge: And how are we this morning?

Kevin McCallister: Fine. Is my transportation here?

Concierge: Out in front, sir. A limousine and a...pi-zza! Compliments of the Plaza Hotel." — "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

Bird Lady: "Sometimes you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you." | Source: AmoDays

"Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.

Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?

Cedric the Bellman: No, the uh, President." — "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

"Kevin McCallister: Excuse me, where's the lobby?

Donald Trump: Down the hall and to the left.

Kevin McCallister: Thanks." — "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

"Kevin McCallister: Hey. You guys give up? Have you had enough pain?

Marv: Nevah!

Harry: [Shakes head at Marv]"

"Kevin McCallister: How'd you know I was here?

Kate McCallister: Well, I knew you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest one around." — "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

Harry's quote: "Yeah. Grown men come into the park and never leave alive. Good luck little fella." | Source: AmoDays

"Kate McCallister: Well you got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year.

Kevin McCallister: I hope so!" — "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

"Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?

Desk Clerk: The finest in New York." — "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"

Kevin McCallister's Quotes on Wit, Independence, and Wisdom in 'Home Alone 2'

"I'm 10 years old; TV's my life." — Kevin McCallister

"Maybe they're just too busy. Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. l don't think people mean to forget. l think it just happens." — Kevin McCallister

Kevin McCallister's quote: "Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice." | Source: AmoDays

"Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice." — Kevin McCallister

"I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone, but when I'm alone, it isn't that much fun at all." — Kevin McCallister

"If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won't forget to remember you." — Kevin McCallister

"I don't care how much people bug me sometimes, I'd rather be with somebody than by myself." — Kevin McCallister

Marv's quote: "Remember, if this makes the papers, we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits!" | Source: AmoDays

"My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus." — Kevin McCallister

"My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man." — Kevin McCallister

"I'm not apologizing to Buzz! I'd rather kiss a toilet seat." — Kevin McCallister

"Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anyone in this family, and do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys, and I'd have the most fun in my whole life." — Kevin McCallister

Kevin McCallister's quote: "I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone, but when I'm alone, it isn't that much fun at all." | Source: AmoDays

"I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home." — Kevin McCallister

Additional Amusing Quotes from 'Home Alone 2'

"Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant." — Peter McCallister

"That's what my wife meant when she said this has become a McCallister family travel tradition." — Peter McCallister

"I hate throwing a job knowing that little creep is on the loose." — Harry

Kevin McCallister's quote: "Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?" | Source: AmoDays

"Yeah, but this time, he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. He's in the park. He's alone. Kids are scared of the park." — Marv

"Remember, if this makes the papers, we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits!" — Marv

"The man I loved fell out of love with me. That broke my heart. When the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. I stopped trusting people." — Bird Lady

Kate McCallister's quote: "Well you got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year." | Source: AmoDays

"Sometimes you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you." — Bird Lady

"You see that tree there? Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity, I'm gonna let you select an object from that tree that you can take home with you." — Mr. E.F. Duncan

"I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken." — Bird Lady

"A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates." — Bird Lady

Kevin McCallister's quote: Two? Make it three, I'm not driving." | Source: AmoDays

"Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. And I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. But he's still all by himself in a big city, and he doesn't deserve that. He deserves to be at home, with his family, around his Christmas tree. Oh, my God. I know where he is! I need to get to Rockefeller Center." — Kate McCallister

"I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted." — Megan McCallister

"I never made it to the sixth grade, kid. And it doesn't look like you're gonna, either." — Harry

Kevin McCallister's quote: "I'm 10 years old; TV's my life." | Source: AmoDays

"Home Alone 2" is more than just a fun movie—it's packed with valuable life lessons. Kevin's got some serious independence and bravery going on as he takes on the big city. He serves as a reminder that one must face their challenges head-on.

This heartfelt story reminds us that admitting mistakes, valuing family, and embracing empathy can enrich our lives. The funny sequel's talented ensemble included Macaulay Culkin, Daniel Stern, Joe Pesci, Catherine O'Hara, and John Heard.

To dive into the delightful mix of fun and drama reminiscent of childhood, one can explore the world of Simon Spier and his memorable quotes in the equally heartwarming movie "Love, Simon."