29 Funny Quotes about Crushes We Can All Relate To

Developing crushes is one of the most human nature things around, but it happens differently for almost everyone. Everyone has their story, moment, place, and words to describe those fantastic events.

In films, often in teen or coming-of-age movies, like "The Age of Seventeen," "The Fault in Our Stars," or even in the Harry Potter series, the fictional elements of crushing on someone reflect how it is in real life.

When that moment comes when one sees someone and thinks, "I'm in love,'' poetic words will often fill one's mind. Here are some hilarious sayings people have used to refer to falling in love.

Anonymous quote: “I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.” | Source: Amodays

Funny Quotes about Crushes by Anonymous People

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!” — Anonymous

“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.” — Anonymous

“You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.” — Anonymous

“Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.” — Anonymous

“Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!” — Anonymous

Anonymous quote: “Good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.” | Source: Amodays

“Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you!” — Anonymous

“Good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.” — Anonymous

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?’ — Anonymous

“I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.” — Anonymous

“I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.” — Anonymous

Anonymous quote: “I want to say all cute boyfriend nicknames to you, my honey, bunny, Rambo, and blab la bla.. You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” | Source: Amodays

“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” — Anonymous

“It's amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.” — Anonymous

“You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life.” — Anonymous

“I want to say all cute boyfriend nicknames to you, my honey, bunny, Rambo, and blab la bla.. You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” — Anonymous

There are so many other things I should be doing with my life right now but instead, I am stuck here crushing on you.” — Anonymous

Franklin P. Jones' quote: “Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” | Source: Amodays

Funny Quotes about Crushes by Famous People

"Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” ― Ambrose Bierce

“Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” — Franklin P. Jones

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz

Love is being stupid together. ― Paul Valery

Mokokoma Mokhonoana's quote: “Many a woman secretly has a crush on a man who secretly has a crush on her man.” | Source: Amodays

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. ― Tim Allen

My insides still turn over when he looks at me that certain way.” ― Judy Blume

I really liked him and when you really like someone, not everything is simple to understand.”― Kyle Labe

“Many a woman secretly has a crush on a man who secretly has a crush on her man.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He is the illusion of which you dream. He is a beautiful afterthought of all the words of love left unspoken.” ― Maddy Kobar

Anonymous quote: “You want to know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.” | Source: Amodays

“I’m afraid to lose you and you’re not even mine.” – Drake

Funny Quotes about Crushes with Love in Them

“Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday... yesterday you were pretty annoying.” — Anonymous

“You want to know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.” — Anonymous

“Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this message!” — Anonymous

Anonymous quote: “Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!” | Source: Amodays

Yes, love is a mysterious thing. It can do many things to even the smartest people, like making up the funniest, yet brilliant quotes like those above. It makes people want to watch romantic movies like "The Notebook" starring Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.

And it's not surprising that there are plenty of such sayings. Readers can check out these 50 hopeless romantic quotes.