38 'Southern Charm' Quotes: Gossip Amongst the Upper-Class and Rounds of Martinis

Perusing these "Southern Charm" quotes from the popular Bravo reality series will make one fall for these American blue bloods or their luxurious lifestyles.

"Southern Charm" differs from its sister shows in the "The Housewives" franchise in that it follows the lives of wealthy mature women and has a few men on the cast and a younger generation.

It has been a hit for the channel since it aired in March 2013. The show gives a glimpse behind the gilded gates of the Charleston, South Carolina, elite.

Over its nine seasons, there have been many shake-ups in the main cast, with only best friends Craig Conover and Shep Rose staying on.

Friend of the show Patricia Altschul has also been around for its entire run, with Leva Bonaparte, Whitney Sudler-Smith, and Kathryn Dennis switching between being part of the main cast and guests.

Cameran Eubanks was the voice of reason in the show for the first five seasons, giving the best breakdowns of situations in her confessionals. She defended her husband for not wanting to film.

Patricia Altschul's quote: "I have no interest in an inferior martini." | Source: AmoDays

Patricia Altschul Quotes That Will Make You Reach for a Chilled Martini

"I'm getting thirsty with all this talk. Is it 5 o'clock yet?" — Patricia Altschul

"In my day, if you got knocked up, you went to a home for unwed mothers, and your parents changed their name and moved to Missoula." — Patricia Altschul

"I have no interest in an inferior martini." — Patricia Altschul

"I don't have a husband right now, so I fill up the house with butlers. You can't have too many butlers." — Patricia Altschul

"One cannot drink cheap wine in the heat." — Patricia Altschul

Patricia Altschul's quote: "Instead of impregnating 21-year-olds, you might refocus, is all I'm suggesting." | Source: AmoDays

"Every day at 5 p.m., I require a perfect martini. I don't care if he's a serial killer, as long as he can make a good martini." — Patricia Altschul

"Instead of impregnating 21-year-olds, you might refocus, is all I'm suggesting." — Patricia Altschul

"Women today look like they've been shot out of a cannon." — Patricia Altschul

"As a surprise we have an Indian healer and she is psychic..." — Patricia Altschul

"I mean, she's a scandal. A shameless strumpet." — Patricia Altschul

Shep Rose's quote: "Leisure is what I'm passionate about." | Source: AmoDays

Memorable Quotes From Besties Craig Conover and Shep Rose, and the Rest of the Cast

"I'm mad at Shep by the way because he's a drunk [expletive]." — Craig Conover

"I need to wake up in the morning and give myself a high five." — Shep Rose

"Leisure is what I'm passionate about." — Shep Rose

"You're just unhappy with yourself. Why else would you come at me all the time?" — Craig Conover

"What's wrong with my sewing?" — Craig Conover

Leva Bonaparte's quote: "We are restauranters. We're a little well-known." | Source: AmoDays

"I don’t want to have kids right now. But we don’t use protection, I don’t know what I want. Almost two years and I’m happy. My life is really good and she’s a big, big part of that." — Shep Rose

"Be straight up with me, either you want to be a [expletive] lawyer or you don't." — Naomie Olindo

"I've lived all over the world. I'm an artist... Decided to take a break from all the all the madness, come to Charleston, clear my head... and yes, I live with my mother." — Whitney Sudler-Smith

"We are restauranters. We're a little well-known." — Leva Bonaparte

These people have been coming for me the last three years of my life." — Kathryn Dennis

Austen Kroll's quote: "You looked at me and you go, 'You don't have enough money for her, bro' - words outta your mouth!" | Source: AmoDays

"I knew that this wasn't going to turn into some like 'The Notebook' moment where we were making out in the rain..." — Landon Clements

"You looked at me and you go, 'You don't have enough money for her, bro' -- words outta your mouth!" — Austen Kroll

"Yeah, Venita. Did I snatch the phone out of your hand?" — Madison LeCroy

"Madison, congratulations. I wish you and your husband the best." — Austen Kroll

"Do you wanna go to war with me? I'm the most popular person on Bravo." — Craig Conover allegedly told Leva Bonaparte

Madison LeCray's quote: "Listen, something kept me around for three years." | Source: AmoDays

"Allegedly 300 women." — Taylor Green

"Listen, something kept me around for three years." — Madison LeCroy

Leva Bonaparte: "...You know I can hear you."

Kathryn Dennis: "I don't give a [expletive]." — "Southern Charm"

"Nekkid?" — Olivia Flowers

Cameran Eubanks Quotes That Did Not Shy Away From Her Truth

"The typical Charleston guy has PPS to the tenth degree, which is Peter Pan Syndrome." — Cameran Eubanks

"Not everybody wants to be on reality TV." — Cameran Eubanks

Cameran Eubanks' quote: "The estrogen is here to ruin your party!" | Source: AmoDays

"[The punch] tastes like drunk." — Cameran Eubanks

"I really don't know Kathryn [Dennis] that well. There’s definitely a little bit of naiveté, but she's beautiful and she has lots of eggs. And men, they can smell that." — Cameran Eubanks

"If Kathryn has Thomas Ravenel's baby, I can guarantee you she won't work a day in her life." — Cameran Eubanks

"I'm not really shocked by the fact that Thomas is with Kathryn. I would be more shocked if he came in with a woman that was 51. That would be shocking."

"I'll be known as the girl with the damn fart machine." — Cameran Eubanks

"Everyone gets a ticket on the hot mess express." — Cameran Eubanks

"I'd rather get [life advice] from Jesus Christ or the Dalai Lama. Thomas Ravenel? Eh, not so much." — Cameran Eubanks

Camran Eubanks' quote: "If Kathryn has Thomas Ravenel's baby, I can guarantee you she won't work a day in her life." | Source: AmoDays

The popularity of "Southern Charm" has sparked spinoffs in New Orleans and Savannah, and "Southern Hospitality" follows Leva Bonaparte and the staff of her nightclub, not unlike the concept of "Vanderpump Rules."

The last mentioned show got a big ratings boost in its tenth season when news broke that Tom Sandoval was cheating on his long-time girlfriend, Ariana Madix, with Raquel Leviss, which fans dubbed 'Sandoval.'

Like Patricia Altschul in "Southern Charm," Lisa Vanderpump has an almost maternal role on "Vanderpump Rules," keeping the younger cast in line with her unfiltered advice. Read 34 Lisa Vanderpump Quotes: Uncensored Words From The Bold Reality TV Star.