
49 Barb and Star Quotes from When They ‘Go to Vista Del Mar’
Imagine having a true ride-or-die companion. That's Barb and Star's relationship, which everyone envies. In case you need a good laugh, we've compiled 49 Barb and Star quotes from the 2021 film "Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar."
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Barb and Star are best friends with nearly identical hairstyles and colorful outfits. They live and work together in a small town in the Midwest, but after losing their jobs, they decide to take a trip to Florida to have some new experiences and make new memories.
However, their vacation takes an unexpected turn when they become entangled in a sinister scheme by a supervillain and her lovesick henchman Edgar, who plan to use genetically modified mosquitoes to destroy the community of Vista Del Mar.
Despite its outrageous premise, the film embraces its own craziness and cleverly adapts a children's movie plot for an adult audience. Here are some humorous Barb and Star quotes to tickle your brain.
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Dr. Lady's quote: "God, I love that little boy I stole." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
'Barb and Star' Quotes by Barb
"Gosh, I want to be a baby again." — Barb
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"Let's go to Vista Del Mar!" — Barb
"Let's throw caution to the wind like a bunch of rock and rollers." — Barb
"Do you know they make denim culottes?" — Barb
"We'll find another job. This small town's full of places looking to hire women in their forties." — Barb

Edgar's quote: "I'm a frustrated man." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"I should have gone on the Banana boat." — Barb
"I mean, we both have high school degrees." — Barb
"Ha-Hoya!" — Barb
"You've set me free and that's all this was." — Barb
"Oh, my Star!" — Star and Barb together

Star's quote: "Men find me disgusting and I'm okay with that." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"This is dangerous. Things happen to people on trips. What if we get lost, or poisoned, or we get a rash? What if they put us in jail…" — Barb
"You know what we should wear tonight? Our evening culottes!" — Barb
"It's our talky couch." — Barb

Bev's quote: "I like looking at wicker, but I don't like sitting on it." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"You went to a turtle's house?" — Barb
"To me, a woman named Trish is a woman you can count on." — Barb
'Barb and Star' Quotes by Star
"Oh, my Barb!" — Star
"Sometimes I daydream about life outside this place." — Star
"I apologize for screaming at the top of my lungs." — Star

Star's quote: "I feel like we're fading away." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"I like everything plain." — Star
"It smells like Red Lobster." — Star
"Sometimes life's umbrella has holes in it." — Star
"Men find me disgusting and I'm okay with that." — Star
"Barb, I feel like we lost our shimmer." — Star

Debbie's quote: "No swearing except for the F word." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"She loves big teeth." — Star
"Traveling really stops you up." — Star
"Trish always wanted to be a portrait photographer." — Star
"I'm in a big pickle, little crab." — Star
"I'm going to do the veal stuffed manatee." — Star

Star's quote: "Barb, I feel like we lost our shimmer." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"I feel like we're fading away." — Star
"Look at these two people. Look how happy they are. Imagine that's you and me riding on that banana boat. Just bouncing around…" — Star
"Oh my gosh." — Star
"Did I bounce too much?" — Star
'Barb and Star' Quotes from Other Characters
"I like the extra bite." — Dr. Lady

Star's quote: "I like everything plain." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"It's hard for me to relax." — Dr. Lady
"God, I love that little boy I stole."— Dr. Lady
"I feel like I'm sensing some 'tude." — Dr. Lady
"Oh, she is beautiful." — Dr. Lady (about Star)
"No swearing except for the F word." — Debbie

Star's quote: "I apologize for screaming at the top of my lungs." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"Well, I love my job at the pharmacy. I get to play with the pills, and sometimes I shake them along to the music." — Debbie
"I don't have time." — Debbie
"You're late, Gail. Bye-bye." — Debbie
"The truth is - you're a Phoenix." — Tommy Bahama
"Take my calloused hand." — Tommy Bahama

Barb's quote: "To me, a woman named Trish is a woman you can count on." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"The name is Tommy. Tommy Bahama." — Tommy Bahama
"Seagulls in the sand, can you hear my prayer?" — Edgar
"Goodbye, Barb and Star, whoever you are." — Edgar

Barb's quote: "We'll find another job. This small town's full of places looking to hire women in their forties." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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"I'm a frustrated man." — Edgar
"I feel like I got a soul douche." — Mickey
"I like looking at wicker, but I don't like sitting on it." — Bev
"I wish you would dress me." — Delores

Barb's quote: "Gosh, I want to be a baby again." | Source: facebook.com/BarbAndStar
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Actresses Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumulo play the dynamic Star and Barb. Ultimately, despite the chaos and danger they faced in Vista Del Mar, the duo share unforgettable memories. They find joy and laughter in the simplest things.
This movie knows it's wild and wacky and isn't afraid to embrace it. It takes a storyline usually meant for children and turns it into something for grown-ups. While not everyone might be into it, there's no denying the strong bond between the main characters, Barb and Star.
One could say it's almost as refreshingly comedic and hearty as the series "Grace and Frankie," starring Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin.
If you enjoyed watching these on-screen soul sisters and are looking for similar female-led shows, you might want to check out "Broad City." It's also packed with adventure, drama, and memorable quotes that'll leave you thinking long after the credits roll.
And if you love movies centered around woman friendships, check out our list of the very best in this genre.
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