34 ‘Broad City’ Quotes That Celebrate Female Friendship

At its heart, "Broad City" is about the authentic exploration of adult female friendships through the lens of comedy. Read 34 quotes from its two main characters below.

Based in the 2010s, Llana Wexler and Abbi Abrams are friends living in New York together in their twenties.

The show diverts away from the usual series in the past focused on female friendship, such as the iconic "Sex and the City." Instead, it chooses to embrace a less glamorized and more authentic experience of the then-twenty-something Millenials living in the Big Apple.

Read the 34 quotes below if you feel like laughing out loud.

An image of Llana Wexler with her quote: “Ben Affleck was homeless for a night of charity…we’re like doing that, just involuntarily.” | Source: youtube.com/ComedyCentral

Llana Wexler Quotes

"We ran into a pickle...I don't know what the saying is." — Llana Wexler

“I respect you respecting me.” — Llana Wexler

"Hired an extremely diverse smorgasbord of unpaid interns." — Llana Wexler

"You said that if you were ever going to do same-sex experimentation, it was going to be with me." — Llana Wexler

“You must swipe Yas; you cannot swipe Nas?” — Llana Wexler

An image of Llana Wexler with her quote: “The most powerful moment in a woman’s life. Your first grey hair.” | Source: youtube.com/ComedyCentral

“Ben Affleck was homeless for a night of charity…we’re like doing that, just involuntarily.” — Llana Wexler

"This is what living on the edge looks like." — Llana Wexler

"You look sexy and vivacious and artsy and, like, young-wife material but, like, taut and teasy still. It's a perfect combo." — Llana Wexler

"Yeah, chocolate brown eyes, [expletive] of an angel." — Llana Wexler

An image of Llana Wexler with her quote: “In the clurb. We’re all fam.” | Source: youtube.com/ComedyCentral

"I would follow you into hell, brother!" — Llana Wexler

"This is the happiest day of my life!!!" — Llana Wexler

"Nomo FOMO." — Llana Wexler

“My FOMO is through the damn roof!” — Llana Wexler

"You want me to FaceTime from the bathroom?" — Llana Wexler

An image of Llana Wexler with her quote: "I finally figured out my eyebrows, They’re sisters, not twins.” | Source: youtube.com/ComedyCentral

"YAS KWEEN!" – Ilana Wexler

“The most powerful moment in a woman’s life. Your first grey hair.” — Llana Wexler

“In the clurb. We’re all fam.” — Llana Wexler

"Let's meet at the ATM where the dude puked on you last week." — Llana Wexler

"I finally figured out my eyebrows. They’re sisters, not twins.” — Llana Wexler

An image of Abbi Abrams with her quote: “You’re my favorite little jewie this side of saint Louie.” | Source: youtube.com/ComedyCentral

“Abbi-dab, she’s my beautiful kween. she’s my beautiful kween.” — Ilana Wexler

“Four R’s, my friend: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna.” — Llana Wexler

Abbi Abrams Quotes

"We're technically homeless right now." — Abbi Abrams

“I can’t really imagine what it’s like for people with blue eyes.” — Abbi Abrams

An image of Abbi Abrams with her quote: “I can’t really imagine what it’s like for people with blue eyes.” | Source: youtube.com/ComedyCentral

“I’m an adult, and I’m responsible. Let’s go get some candy.” — Abbi Abrams

“You’re my favorite little jewie this side of saint Louie.” — Abbi Abrams

"Yeah, we're just a regular Matt and Ben." — Abbi Abrams

"I would take you on my shoulders. Like I'd strap you up, and I'd be like, 'Let's go to hell.'" — Abbi Abrams

"I just want to get home and watch my shows." — Abbi Abrams

More ‘Broad City’ Quotes

An image of Morgan Grace Jarrett with her quote, “I didn't mean to say that. Just forget it. Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete.” | Source: youtube.com/ComedyCentral

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“I can't inflict upon a dog the crazy life of a dentist.” — Lincoln Rice

"If I mess up this white girl's teeth, the black dentistry game is over." — Lincoln Rice

“I didn't mean to say that. Just forget it. Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete.” — Morgan Grace Jarrett

"I was so worried I baked a whole cake, and then I ate a whole cake." — Lincoln Rice

An image of Lincoln Rice with his quote: "If I mess up this white girl's teeth, the black dentistry game is over." | Source: youtube.com/ComedyCentral

The show was created by the two main characters with their real names not far from their self-created personas, namely Llana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson. "Broad City" also went on to be critically acclaimed and has won a Primetime Emmy Award.

If "Broad City" was the looking glass through which we could view female Millenial friendships, then "Little Women" does the same and more for sisters in the late 1800s. Read quotes from all the March sisters and decide which one you are.