46 Dee Reynolds Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The writers of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" initially created Dee Reynolds as a timid voice of reason her male counterparts valued little. But when she turned out to be just as hilariously self-serving as they were, they only got bolder with their mistreatment.

Dee Reynolds may have shrunk herself at the beginning of the dark comedy, but she found a way to make herself heard. Even then, the gang was relentless in body-shaming her and using her failures against her.

Somehow, though, Dee only seemed to grow more delusional about her abilities and supposed good moral standing. But let a lucrative, i.e., shady opportunity present itself, and her true nature will undoubtedly surface.

Still, there was more to Dee explored in the series, especially after the actress who portrayed her, Kaitlin Olson, was given creative control over her development. Read her iconic punchlines and hilarious lamentations below.

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Dee Reynolds Quotes Loaded with Iconic Punchlines

"Sweet Dee just beat the system." — Dee Reynolds

"Did you grow up in a cartoon?" — Dee Reynolds

"Charlie, stop wearing clothes you find washing up under bridges." — Dee Reynolds

"I am a 2018 Range Rover woman. I am a golden goddess." — Dee Reynolds

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"If you shush me one more time I will put you underground!" — Dee Reynolds

"Well, at least I'm not covered in stupid tattoos..." — Dee Reynolds

"I wrote a song and I'm gonna throw it in there." — Dee Reynolds

"Instead of eating it last — you don’t have to eat beak at all!" — Dee Reynolds

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Dee Reynolds Quotes Filled with Humour

"Dee: I'm a hot single woman, he's a hot single man!" — Dee Reynolds

"Dee: I don't know how you guys live with yourselves.

Charlie: One day at a time.

Mac: One day at a time.

Dennis: One day at a time." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Dee: So I shouldn't give up on my dream?

Teacher: You must give up on your dream, it's far too late for you."

"Frank: Thanks for coming. A little overdressed.

Dee: You said it was a classy affair, Frank.

Frank: It was 'til you showed up." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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"And We Also Have A Social Responsibility..." — Dee Reynolds

"Dee: I'm not scammin' the government if that's what you're saying.

IRS lady: Your license plate says SCAMMIN." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Dennis: The one time we let you on the team instead of Charlie and all we get is back sass?! Do you even want to be on the team?

Dee: Yeah, yeah, I wanna be part of the team sorry!" — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Is anybody online the real person they say they are?" — Dee Reynolds

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"I named him Peter Peter Nickel Eater, because last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel." — Dee Reynolds

"Charlie: What's 3D even stand for?

Dee: Third dimension.

Charlie: What dimension are we in?"

"Dee: Where is your breath?

Charlie: In my mouth?

Dee: No, no. It starts in your chest. You got to focus on your diaphragm.

Charlie: What the hell's a diaphragm?" — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Charlie: Come stand next to me, then.

Dee: Why?

Charlie: So she doesn't think I'm creepy.

Dee: Well, you are creepy.

Charlie: I realize this. That's why I need you." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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"Dennis: Real women don't even look like that.

Dee: Hey, guys!

Dennis: That (points to Dee) is what real women look like.

Mac: Dee, are you sick?

Dee: No! I feel great. I haven't been able to shower in a couple days. I've been gaming like a loon." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Dee: I haven't seen you for a month and I'm standing here in a neck brace. You gonna ask how I'm doing or what happened or...?

Barbara: I assume you did something stupid." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Charlie: what is your spaghetti policy?

Dee: Are you hearing this? He doesn't belong in a place like this." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Dee: You've been really stressed so I thought I'd take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.

Charlie: A what day?

Dee: Spa day

Charlie: What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?" — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"You are not eating a hoagie. You are just jamming meats and cheeses in your mouth." — Dee Reynolds

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"Dee: Mac, you are so pathetic.

Mac: Yes, and your eyebrows are drawn on." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Dee Reynolds Quotes from Her Ordinary Life Situations

"I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest." — Dee Reynolds

"Dee [to Dennis]: What in God's name have you done to your face?

Mac: You look like a monster." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Right down the middle is so boring, that's not what the audience wants to see!" — Dee Reynolds

"Dee: Yeah, and Charlie, you find Mac's arguments to be fairly credible and convincing?

Charlie: I do. Yeah, he makes a lot of good points. He's a good judge and... he's an even better bailiff." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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"You look like Superman." — Dee Reynolds

"Mac...you look bad. Really, really bad." — Dee Reynolds

"Dennis: Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor.

Dee: Okay, I did try. It just didn't happen to work out.

Frank: It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough.

Dee: Oh, thank you. That's my dad, everybody." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"Frank: You're not ready for this fight, you're not...

Dee: Oh, I have an idea, dad! Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face, and hold the bag?!" — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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"Charlie: Dee, if I go to a movie or a spaghetti place with you, out there I'm the rat.

Dee: What if I guarantee no one out there will put you into a bag and bash you against a telephone pole? Would that comfort you at all?

Charlie: No, that's a guarantee you can't make, Dee." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"You guys wanna go for an Octomom thing? I’m game. You wanna have 10?" — Dee Reynolds

"It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people." — Dee Reynolds

"Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both!

Dee: Wow, you're a horrible father." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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"I Think These Supplements Are Doing A Great Job On Their Own." — Dee Reynolds

"Where's that inspirational man?" — Dee Reynolds

"You're Larry Bird." — Dee Reynolds

"Dee: I am not a failure!

Mac: Dennis, what is it that you call it when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed?

Dennis: Uh, that would in fact be a failure." — "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"I'm feeling very very lucky…" — Dee Reynolds

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Dee Reynolds may have taken every opportunity to land a quick buck, often embroiling and sometimes even plotting her own troubles, but her closest loved ones, including her own brother, played by Glenn Howerton, didn't always foster a happy and healthy environment for her to thrive.

Perhaps that's why she often went too far trying to prove herself. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" uses a comedic lens to delve into her toxic family dynamic and unhealthy friendships. In a way, she is similar to the no-nonsense coach Sue Sylvester from "Glee," Paris Geller from "Gilmore Girls," and Roy Kent in "Ted Lasso."