32 NoHo Hank Quotes: ‘Barry’s’ Chechen Mobster with a Heart of Gold
NoHo Hank is not meant to be alive. He would have been killed off in the first episode, but Bill Hader, a co-creator, chose to keep him in. This was the best decision for the show, the actor, and enraptured audiences. Read 32 of this mobster with a heart of gold quotes.
Chechen mobster based in Los Angeles NoHo Hanks plays a strange and uneasy line between comedy and villainy in the dark comedy "Barry." While initially serving as an essential part of the mob, he eventually becomes the leader.
The character is so well acted and played out that he has become a fan favorite of many, with one choice in the latest season that left viewers in shock and even more captivated by this criminal boss. Read his 32 absurdly humorous quotes below.
NoHo Hank's quote, “You are bad at writing, and nobody likes you.” | Source: AmoDays
Noho Hank’s Giggle-Worthy Quotes
"Okay, listen up, you clowns. I'm just kidding, you guys look great" — Noho Hank
“Get out of the dodge.” — Noho Hank
“Fly like Bugs Bunny in 'Space Jam.'” — NoHo Hank
“You are bad at writing, and nobody likes you.” — Noho Hank
“Are you fucking kidding me right now? You just [expletive] this moment, this beautiful, tender moment, with your accordion. You just whipped out your accordion, and you [expletive] it, man.” — NoHo Hank
NoHo Hank's quote: “Get out of the dodge.” | Source: AmoDays
"Hahaha, everyone's laughing at the hand-stabbing now" — NoHo Hank
“Well, you know what Sonny and Cher would say, that’s on you, babe.” — NoHo Hank
"You know you should really Wikipedia 'Raven.' You'll see the name works in like three different ways. The name is not just random, is what I'm saying." — NoHo Hank
"Oh my God. I vomited. I'm sorry." — NoHo Hank
“Sweet baby Jesus!” — NoHo Hank
NoHo Hank, with his quote:“Well, you know what Sonny and Cher would say, that’s on you, babe.” | Source: AmoDays
Noho Hank’s Barry-Related Quotes
"Barry, it's me. It's Hank. In a wig. The shirt's mine, though." — NoHo Hank
“Barry shot me in precisely same arm. Same spot. Wow, he’s so good.” — NoHo Hank
“You see what happens when you’re honest about who you really are, Barry? Good things can happen. I think you just saved the class!” — NoHo Hank
“What do you want me to do? Go to John Wick assassin hotel with help wanted sign?” — NoHo Hank
"Hey, Barry! You still feel like you have no purpose, seeing [expletive], going crazy, etc? If so, I have a job for you!" — NoHo Hank
NoHo Hank, with his quote: "Barry, it's me. It's Hank. In a wig. The shirt's mine, though." | Source: AmoDays
"Barry is 'Greek Freak' of assassins." — NoHo Hank
“He is being modest. He is Air Jordan of assassins.” — NoHo Hank
Noho Hank’s Criminally Comical Quotes
“Like a good leader, I’m gonna get us some Ubers.” — NoHo Hank
“I know you look at me and see hard-as-nails criminal, stone-cold killer, ice man. But, uh, this is lie.” — NoHo Hank
"I should not be manager of crime syndicate. I should be manager of hotel. Chain of hotels." — NoHo Hank
NoHo Hank, with his quote: “He is being modest. He is Air Jordan of assassins.” | Source: AmoDays
“Life at the stash house has been super tense, man.” — NoHo Hank
“Have you been shot? Because I have and it really hurts!” — NoHo Hank
"This is my first interrogation, you know? I'm like, legit nervous." — NoHo Hank
“If you don’t do this for me, my family will kill you.” — NoHo Hank
"50/50 with Cristobal; I like the sound of that." — NoHo Hank
NoHo Hank, with his quote: “Life at the stash house has been super tense, man.” | Source: AmoDays
"How long until they become actual army. Like 2...3 hours?" — NoHo Hank
More Hoho Hank Quotes
“He cares about Fuches. Now that’s just nice.” — NoHo Hank
“All this talking’s made me hungry.” — Noho Hank
NoHo Hank, with his quote: "How long until they become actual army. Like 2...3 hours?" | Source: AmoDays
“...I meant my word, I'm honest, Gabe.” — NoHo Hank
“Are you hungry? Do you want a submarine sandwich? If you’re thirsty, we have juice boxes. Hawaiian punch. Or maybe beer?” – NoHo Hank
"Hey, man!" — NoHo Hank
"Touché Dr. Watsons." — NoHo Hank
NoHo Hank, with his quote: “All this talking’s made me hungry.” | Source: AmoDays
Although involved in the criminal underground, Hank typically comes across as someone who is slightly naive and kind. A recent twist in the fourth season had everyone second-guessing; who is this man we have come to know over the years?
This sense of trepidation is a considerable part of the show's ambiance, which was co-created by Bill Hader, who also plays the main character. Hank is played by Anthony Carrigan, proving to be his breakout role.
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