38 ‘Psych’ Quotes: Join Shawn & Gus on Their Comical Sleuthing Adventures

Shawn Spencer and Burton "Gus" Guster have built a lie so big that the anxiety of someone finding out is a constant fear of the audience. Find out more about these best friends and their elaborate scam by reading the 38 quotes below.

"Psych" is a series about two best friends, Shawn Spencer and Burton "Gus" Guster, solving cases together, with the added element of pretending that Spencer is psychic. The series' name comes explicitly from the name of their business, "Psych."

Spencer can keep this ruse up by using the detective skills his father taught him, more specifically, to be able to observe his surroundings in an advanced way. This detective comedy show will have you wondering when or if the two will be caught and leave you in stitches. Read the 38 quotes below to find out more.

Shawn Spencer, with his quote: "We are men, Gus. The world is our toilet." | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

Shawn Spencer Quotes

“Everyone stop whatever you're doing and only pay attention to me.” — Shawn Spencer

"Gus wants to know if your boat has cable. It’s the season finale of 'Leverage' and his TiVo’s on the fritz." — Shawn Spencer

"We have a boner-fied defense team." — Shawn Spencer

“It's a gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.” — Shawn Spencer

"It [blood] was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.” — Shawn Spencer

Shawn Spencer and Burton “Gus” Guster, with Spencer’s quote: "Note to self: Be rich one day." | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

And so, I accept that this is my fatal flaw. I just can't quite engage all the way when I really need to. When it really matters, you know? When the chips are down. So I guess what I'm saying is that I'm sorry, Gus. I'm sorry that I can't do goodbyes. I tried so hard to tell you, man. I just... I just suck at the real stuff; you know that. You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be better than fine. I just can't help thinking that the only problem that you really had this whole time... is me. And I've kept you from the life you deserve, you know? The life that you've earned, the life that you'd have if I hadn't barged into your office eight years ago and said, 'We're gonna play detective whether you want to or not.' I love you, man.” — Shawn Spencer

"Who is the girl next door to your face?" — Shawn Spencer

"You got bologna on your face, son!" — Shawn Spencer

"How you like me now, Bernie?! How you like me now?!" — Shawn Spencer

Two characters from" Psyche", with Shawn Spencer’s quote:“Gus, don't be ‘Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.’” | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

"I want your Pomona College brain!" — Shawn Spencer

"This is my life partner, Burton Guster Black Spencer." — Shawn Spencer

"Agree to agree." — Shawn Spencer

"Just because you put syrup on something, don't make it pancakes." — Shawn Spencer

"We are men, Gus. The world is our toilet." — Shawn Spencer

Shawn Spencer and Burton “Gus” Guster, withGuster’s quote: “I've never been murdered before! It's liberating.” | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

"We get caught together, we face death together, it happens every week.” — Shawn Spencer

"Note to self: Be rich one day." — Shawn Spencer

“They tell me I got something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. But, uh, the truth is this lustrous hair and dimpled chin are merely chapter one. I'm a veritable cornucopia of high-octane maladies, such as outrageous intelligence syndrome. And a little obsessive successful disorder.” — Shawn Spencer

“Gus, don't be ‘Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.’” — Shawn Spencer

Burton “Gus” Guster Quotes

Shawn Spencer and two other characters, with Burton “Gus” Guster’s quote: “I will eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.” | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

"I can't help it, Shawn. My body craves buttery goodness." — Burton “Gus” Guster

"I know what it means. I was expressing indignation." — Burton “Gus” Guster

"True love knows no bounds." — Burton “Gus” Guster

“Man, I'm nobody's charity case. I demand to dig my own grave!” — Burton "Gus" Guster

Shawn Spencer, with Burton “Gus” Guster’s quote: “I'm just a ham and eggs man.” | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

"Need you? Need you? What makes you think I need you, Shawn?!" — Burton “Gus” Guster

"I’m having nightmares; I can’t sleep. It’s really, really bad." — Burton “Gus” Guster

“I've never been murdered before! It's liberating.” — Burton “Gus” Guster

“I will eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.” — Burton “Gus” Guster,

“I'm just a ham and eggs man.” — Burton “Gus" Guster

Carlton Lassiter Quotes

Shawn Spencer, with Carlton Lassiter’s quote: “I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant." | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

"Partners do not lie to each other because partners put their lives in each other's hands." — Carlton Lassiter

“You two nimrods still have a lot of explaining to do.” — Carlton Lassiter

"I would rather learn to play the harp.” — Carlton Lassiter

Carlton Lassiter, with his quote: “You two nimrods still have a lot of explaining to do.” | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

More ‘Psych’ Quotes

“Firefighters are trouble. I did everything in my power to keep you off the pole.” — Henry Spencer

“Okay, you guys are actually devolving.” — Juliet O'Hara

"How much blood was it exactly, Shawn?" — Henry Spencer

"You caught me listening to my own music. How utterly Rob Thomas of me." — Curt Smith

Burton “Gus” Guster, with Henry Spencer’s quote: “Firefighters are trouble. I did everything in my power to keep you off the pole.” | Source: facebook.com/PsychPeacock

James Roday Rodriguez plays Spencer in "Psych" while Dulé Hill plays Guster. Other cast members that acted in this Primetime Emmy-nominated series include Maggie Lawson, Timothy Omundson, Kirsten Nelson, Corbin Bernsen, Sage Brocklebank, and many more.

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