34 Quotes That Will Convince You to Book a Ticket on 'Jungle Cruise'

In the tradition of "Pirates of the Caribbean," Disney developed the live-action flick "Jungle Cruise" based on one of its famous theme park rides. In typical Disney style, the film contains humor for all ages, as demonstrated in the quotes below.

Fans of "The Mummy" and "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies will enjoy the action-adventure set in 1916 starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Emily Blunt, as an Amazon boat skipper and English academic setting off on an epic quest.

There is a fun callback to the eponymous ride the movie is based on, with Johnson's Frank Wolff making jokes in the style of Disney Jungle Cruise ride hosts of back in the day as he takes tourists out in the Amazon.

While the romance portion of the film falls somewhat flat, platonic bonds bloom as the ragtag crew fights off immortal advisories and the German Prince Joachim.

Frank Wolff’s quote: "I got tired of being stabbed, so... I trapped them in a cave." | Image: facebook.com/JungleCruise

Quotes That Highlight the Sense of Adventure of the Characters in 'Jungle Cruise' – and Their Fears

"All legends are born in truth." ― MacGregor Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

"You can't get there. Nobody can. And if they could, they wouldn't." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"Do you really think my work is extraordinary?" ― Frank Wolff to Dr. Lily Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

"Everything new that you see in this world, I've seen hundreds of thousands of times." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"I got tired of being stabbed, so... I trapped them in a cave." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"If you're lucky enough to have one person in this life to care about, then that's world enough for me. " ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"You think you're the first to eject me? I have been turned out of some of the best clubs in Europe!" ― MacGregor Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

MacGregor Houghton’s quote: "Gentlemen, you can take your invitation, and you can shove it up your association." | Image: facebook.com/JungleCruise

"Breaking and entering. Grand larceny. And worst of all, forced to take public transport. Should I be concerned about you?" ― MacGregor Houghton to Dr. Lily Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

"Gentlemen, you can take your invitation, and you can shove it up your association." ― MacGregor Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

Lily Houghton: "This is a petal that could heal all, save countless lives, change the world. Haven't you been dreaming about another adventure?"

MacGregor Houghton: "If I wanted to go to a primitive backwater where I can't understand a word anyone's saying, I'd visit our relatives in Scotland." ― "Jungle Cruise"

"You know, Frank, if you think you're going to cut our trip short by starving us, let me tell you that that is extremely likely to work." ― MacGregor Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

"Uncle threatened to disinherit me. Friends and family turned their backs. All because of who I loved. I would've been ostracized from society were it not for Lily. She stood by me. And for that, I would follow her into a volcano." ― MacGregor Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

MacGregor Houghton’s quote: "Hello. Small chance I told a madman with a cannon where to find you." | Image: facebook.com/JungleCruise

"Hello. Small chance I told a madman with a cannon where to find you." ― MacGregor Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

"Lily, I don't care what you've done for me; if we make it out of here alive, I am never leaving Kensington again." ― MacGregor Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

Witty Quotes from Dr. Lily Houghton, Played by Emily Blunt

"You are a lot of things that I don't really care for, but you are... capable." ― Dr. Lily Houghton to Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"I don't have to know someone to care." ― Dr. Lily Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

"It could be that one person is world enough." ― Dr. Lily Houghton, "Jungle Cruise"

Frank Wolff: "You're wearing pants."

Lily Houghton: "Trousers. And yes, as are you."

Frank Wolff: "Do women in England do that now?"

Lily Houghton: Well, we're not in England, last time I checked." ― "Jungle Cruise"

Frank Wolff’s quote: "You know, before this, I used to work in an orange juice factory, but I got canned." | Image: facebook.com/JungleCruise

Frank Wolff: "You sure you're up for this, Pants?"

Lily Houghton: "Just drive the boat, Skippy." ― "Jungle Cruise"

MacGregor Houghton: "Do I smell?"

"Horrendously." ― "Jungle Cruise"

Lily Houghton: "I really thought you died."

Frank Wolff: "Were you sad when I died?"

Lily Houghton: "I was very concerned."

Frank Wolff: "For my soul."

Lily Houghton: "For my expedition. And for you." ― "Jungle Cruise"

The Best of the Worse Dad Jokes and Puns Made by Dwayne Johnson's Frank Wolff in 'Jungle Cruise'

"First of all, let me congratulate you on your excellent choice of skipper. Of all the jungle cruises you could take in the Amazon, this one is undoubtedly the cheapest. But also the most thrilling." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"If you look to the left of the boat, you'll see some very playful toucans. They're playing their favorite game of beak wrestling. The only drawback is, only two can play." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

Frank Wolff’s quote: "Don't interrupt me again, or I'll feed you to the boa." | Image: facebook.com/JungleCruise

"The rocks you see here in the river are sandstone, but some people just take them for granite. " ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"You know, before this, I used to work in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me too." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"You know, they say the boa constrictor right there is capable of eating up to five hundred pounds per sitting. Personally, I find that very hard to swallow." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"Don't interrupt me again, or I'll feed you to the boa." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"Know this about the jungle; everything that you see wants to kill you. And can." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

"Alright, listen up. I get paid by the number of people I take out, not by the number of people I bring back." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

Frank Wolff’s quote: "Lily, listen, the truth is I didn't get a chance to call this entire thing off. Remember, it's only a scam if you fall for it." | Image: facebook.com/JungleCruise

Frank Wolff: "Ten thousand to bring you there alive. If I have to bring you back dead, it's fifteen thousand."

Frank Wolff: "Dead, I'd have to carry you. Dead's a lot harder, lady." ― "Jungle Cruise"

"Well, folks, you were all outstanding today; now I need you all out, standing on the dock. That means "get off my boat." I'm only serious." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

Frank Wolff: "I had a girlfriend once; she was cross-eyed. Didn't work out. We could never see eye to eye."

Lily Houghton: "Oh, my God. Is that your idea of a joke? That is not funny."

Frank Wolff: "I'm also quite sure she was seeing somebody on the side." ― "Jungle Cruise"

"Are you wearing pants under your pants?" ― "Jungle Cruise"

"Lily, listen, the truth is I didn't get a chance to call this entire thing off. Remember, it's only a scam if you fall for it." ― Frank Wolff, "Jungle Cruise"

Frank Wolff’s quote: "Are you wearing pants under your pants?" | Image: facebook.com/JungleCruise

With its silly jokes and adventure, "Jungle Cruise" gives Dwayne Johnson, the father of three, and Blunt, who has two kids with husband John Krasinski, a chance to share their work with their children.

"Jungle Cruise" is a hilarious addition to the trove of family entertainment in the Disney content vault. Read 76 quotes and sayings like 'Hakuna Matata' from the Disney Universe.