Remember Eustace? 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' Quotes from the Grumpy Dog Owner

While "Courage the Cowardly Dog" is centered around a dog and his chilling adventures, his owner, Eustace Bagge, also became a memorable character throughout the show. Here is a collection of quotes that capture his personality.

"Courage the Cowardly Dog" aired for four seasons and told the story of Courage, a dog scared of anything and everything around him. However, out of his love for his owners, he builds up the courage to protect the Bagges from lurking evils.

While Eustace Bagge is not the most loveable character, thanks to the grumpiness that comes with old age, he had a few iconic quotes throughout the show. Read further to dive deeper into his dry humor and love for food.

Eustace's quote: "Better call the doctor... I'm getting hungry" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

Eustace Bagge Hilarious Quotes from Courage the Cowardly Dog Series

"I ain't useless! I'm Eustace!" – Eustace Bagge

"Better call the doctor... I'm getting hungry" – Eustace Bagge

"Secret invisibility testing... good deal! Secret gold storage... it works for me!" – Eustace Bagge

"Idi*t TV! Talk normal!" – Eustace Bagge

"2000 channels and still nothing to watch!" – Eustace Bagge

Eustace's quote: "You should make a remote that shuts off people!" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

"Auh!.. Cheap tools!.. Cheap rocks!" – Eustace Bagge

"What happened to you, woman? You look like a house!" – Eustace Bagge

"I took a bath last Tuesday!" – Eustace Bagge

"You should make a remote that shuts off people!" – Eustace Bagge,

Eustace's quote: "Stupid dog! You make me look bad!" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

Eustace Bagge Quotes about Food and Dog

"This is all your fault, dog. You and that rotten tree. Now I gotta order take-out for breakfast. [picks Courage up and boots him out the front door] Stupid dog!" – Eustace Bagge

"Stupid dog! You make me look bad!" – Eustace Bagge

"Eustace Bagg: Well judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be...GARBAGE!! :(throws slab out the window)

Muriel: Eustace!

Eustace Bagg: GARBAGE!! FROM KING GARBAGE!! OF THE GARBAGE DYNASTY!!! Stupid dog. Always bringin' garbage into the house." – Eustace Bagge, "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

"Stupid Dog! BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!" – Eustace Bagge

"'Stinking lousy dog!" – Eustace Bagge

Eustace's quote: "I hope that's the sound of dinner getting made in there." | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

"Now I'm a stupid dog!" – Eustace Bagge

"Muriel! Where's my dinner?" – Eustace Bagge

"Lousy, stinkin' tube food!" – Eustace Bagge

"I hope that's the sound of dinner getting made in there." – Eustace Bagge

"Make that crispy bacon extra crispy!" – Eustace Bagge

Eustace's quote: "Where's my breakfast, woman? I'm starving to death!" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

"Eustace: Where's my burger?

Jon Bon: Coming right up!

Courage: Something smells fishy, or my name is Stinky Looloo... and thank goodness, it's not!" – Eustace Bagge, "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

"I don't hear any dinner get cooked..." – Eustace Bagge

"Eustace: Food? Food? I need food! Where's my lunch?

Muriel: Right here." – Eustace Bagge, "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

"Where's my breakfast, woman? I'm starving to death!" – Eustace Bagge,

Eustace's quote: "A great meet-hungry hole in me stomach!" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

"Muriel Bagge: I only wanted to be a good neighbor.

Eustace Bagge: You should have let the neighbors get extinct and make me coffee." – Eustace Bagge, "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

"Want more... food. AAAH! Oh, wicket! Where's my dinner?" – Eustace Bagge

"A great meet-hungry hole in me stomach!" – Eustace Bagge

Eustace's quote: "I love me when I'm rich!" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

Eustace Bagge Quotes about Money, His Chair, and Other Funny Stuff

"Money!" – Eustace Bagge

"I love me when I'm rich!" – Eustace Bagge

"Get me and me money down from here!" – Eustace Bagge

"They took me chair and TV!" – Eustace Bagge

"Muriel: The fresh air, the blue seas, the sky forever.

Eustace: Blah blah blah! Where's my chair?" – Eustace Bagge, "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

Eustace's quote: "I ain't go nowhere without my glasses... I ain't even go nowhere with the glasses!" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

"No, sir. Not getting out of this chair!" – Eustace Bagge

"Blah blah blah... I'm not getting out of this chair!" – Eustace Bagge

"Eustace: Briefs!

Shwick: Boxers!" – Eustace Bagge, "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

"I ain't go nowhere without my glasses... I ain't even go nowhere with the glasses!" – Eustace Bagge

"Di Lung: Watch where you going, ya foo!

Eustace: Watch where you going, you fool!" — Eustace, "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

Eustace's quote: "You wanna piece of me!? You wanna piece of me!?" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

"Stupid rock 'n' roll!" – Eustace Bagge

"You wanna piece of me!? You wanna piece of me!?" – Eustace Bagge

"Where did I put that mallet?" – Eustace Bagge

"Gonna get me a mallet!" – Eustace Bagge

[reading an exorcism incantation] "Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!! [looks confused] Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo?" – Eustace Bagge

Eustace's quote: "I hate this stupid, no good, rotten life!" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

"That freak's not setting one freaky foot in this house!" – Eustace Bagge

"King Ramses: Return the slab...

Eustace Bagg: Eh?

King Ramses: Return the slab, or suffer my curse...

Eustace Bagg: What's your offer?" – Eustace Bagge, "Courage the Cowardly Dog"

Eustace's quote: "Get out of my way, woman!" | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

"Now look what you make me do!" – Eustace Bagge

"Muriel, this place is a mess, clean it up!" – Eustace Bagge

"Get out of my way, woman!" – Eustace Bagge

"No Ma!! You always look good to me." – Eustace Bagge

Eustace's quote: "No Ma!! You always look good to me." | Source: Facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

Sadly, "Courage the Cowardly Dog" came to an end in 2002. However, the show has left behind a few great memories. Courage taught viewers the importance of character and impressed the audience with the lengths he went to for those he loved.

On the other hand, Eustace Bagge served as a source for a good laugh and a few catchy phrases and proved he had a heart after all. If you have enjoyed this collection of quotes from the iconic animated series, then give these "41 Love Simon Quotes" a try.