48 Sid the Sloth Quotes From the First of the "Ice Age" Films

Sid the Sloth is one of the most loved characters in the globally successful "Ice Age" franchise. His quick-witted and sweet personality captured the hearts of fans all over the world. If you're one of millions of these fans, we’ve curated 48 quotes from one of the films' funniest characters, Sid the Sloth, for you to enjoy.

Born into a family of sloths that went on to abandon him well into his adulthood, Sid met a mammoth named Manny and a saber-tooth tiger named Diego.

The three of them journeyed through terrible weather to return a human baby to his family. Sid’s character development throughout the film and the rest of the “Ice Age” franchise is one of the best parts of the franchise.

Let's look back at some of Sid's most memorable lines from the first "Ice Age" film.

Sid the Sloth's quote: “Don’t let them impale me, please I wanna live!” | Image: AmoDays

SAD SID THE SLOTH QUOTES

“They left without me. They do this every year. Why? Doesn’t anyone love me? Isn’t there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?” — Sid the Sloth

“This has definitely not been my day. You know what I’m saying, buddy? What a mess.” — Sid the Sloth

“Don’t let them impale me, please I wanna live!” — Sid the Sloth

“Gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that. But you know how it is.” — Sid the Sloth

“My family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should see what they did last year. They woke up early and tied my hands and feet and they gagged me with a field mouse, covered their tracks, went through water so I’d lose their scent and—who needs ’em, anyway?” — Sid the Sloth

Sid the Sloth's quote: “They left without me. They do this every year. Why? Doesn’t anyone love me? Isn’t there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?” | Image: AmoDays

SHORT SID THE SLOTH QUOTES

“I’m a mammal that cares.” — Sid the Sloth

“That’s it; you’re out of the herd!” — Sid the Sloth

“Humans are disgusting.” — Sid the Sloth

“Just pretend that I’m not here.” — Sid the Sloth

“No thanks. I choose life.” — Sid the Sloth

Sid the Sloth's quote: “This has definitely not been my day. You know what I’m saying, buddy? What a mess.” I Image: AmoDays

“Way to go, tiger.” — Sid the Sloth

“Whoa? You and me. We make a great team.” — Sid the Sloth

“Wahoo! We did it! We did it! What? What? You have beautiful eyes.” — Sid the Sloth

“Oh, thanks, Manny. You’re my pal. You are my best.” — Sid the Sloth

“I gotcha. Captain, iceberg ahead.” — Sid the Sloth

Sid the Sloth's quote: “I’m a mammal that cares.” | Image: AmoDays

“Hey, Manny. Aren’t you forgetting something?” — Sid the Sloth

“Diego, you hold the baby.” — Sid the Sloth

“Are you threatening me?” — Sid the Sloth

“Hey, widebody, curb it next time!” — Sid the Sloth

“Come on, keep up with me.” — Sid the Sloth

Sid the Sloth's quote: “That’s it; you’re out of the herd!” | Image: AmoDays

“Look, I’m sorry to interrupt your snack, but we gotta go.” — Sid the Sloth

“That’s right, you losers! You take one step and you’re dead!” — Sid the Sloth

"Wow, I wish I could jump like that.” — Sid the Sloth

"This is cake. I’m fine, I’m fine. I’m gonna die.” — Sid the Sloth

“Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero.” — Sid the Sloth

Sid the Sloth's quote: “Humans are disgusting.” | Image: AmoDays

“I don’t like this cat. He reads minds.” — Sid the Sloth

SID THE SLOTH QUOTES THAT SHOW HIS SWEET SIDE

“All right. You have fat hair, but when you’re ready to talk, I’m here.” — Sid the Sloth

“Should we make sure they found him?” — Sid the Sloth

“You can’t leave him here. Look, there’s smoke! That’s his herd right up the hill. We should return him.” — Sid the Sloth

“I’m so full. How about a good night kiss for your big buddy Sid?” — Sid the Sloth

Sid the Sloth's quote: “Just pretend that I’m not here.” | Image: AmoDays

“Fine, be a jerk. I’ll take care of him.” — Sid the Sloth

“Uh, no. Actually, that pink thing belongs to us.” — Sid the Sloth

“What is this? Pine cones. Oh, my goodness. They’re my favorite. Delicious. That’s good eating. But don’t let me hog them all up. Here, you have some. Tasty, isn’t it? Bon appetit-ue.” — Sid the Sloth

Sid the Sloth's quote: “No thanks. I choose life.” | Image: AmoDays

SID THE SLOTH QUOTES THAT SHOW HIS LOVE OF LIFE

“Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean, there’s plenty of Sid to go around.” — Sid the Sloth

“That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds—who needs it? Isn’t this great? You and me, two bachelors knockin’ about in the wild.” — Sid the Sloth

“I don’t know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I’ve ever seen.” — Sid the Sloth

“From now on, you’ll have to refer to me as ‘Sid, Lord of the Flame.’” — Sid the Sloth

“Yeah, but with my little stick in my highly evolved brain — ow — I shall create fire.” — Sid the Sloth

Sid the Sloth's quote: “That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds—who needs it? Isn’t this great? You and me, two bachelors knockin’ about in the wild.” | Image: AmoDays

“Hey, I’m a sloth. I see a tree; I eat a leaf; that’s my tracking.” — Sid the Sloth

“We’ll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight. Now, won’t we?” — Sid the Sloth

“Okay, so you’ve got issues. You won’t even know I’m here. I’ll just zip the lip.” — Sid the Sloth

"ICE AGE" DIALOGUES INVOLVING SID THE SLOTH

Diego: “You calling me a liar?”

Sid: “I didn’t say that.” — “Ice Age”

Sid the Sloth's quote: “Should we make sure they found him?” | Image: AmoDays

Sid: “Well, I ain’t exactly lactating right now, pal.”

Diego: “You’re a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren’t you?” — “Ice Age”

Sid: “Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!”

Diego: “I don’t eat junk food.” — “Ice Age”

Sid: “Well, I’d like rather not be today, okay.” — “Ice Age”

Ice Age's dialogue: Sid: “Well, I ain’t exactly lactating right now, pal.” Diego: “You’re a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren’t you?” | Image: AmoDays

Diego: “Its nose is dry.”

Sid: “That means there’s something wrong with it.” — “Ice Age”

Manny: “Don’t make me reach back there!”

Sid: “But he started it!” — “Ice Age”

Sid: “Wait, aren’t you going south? The change of seasons, migration instincts. Any of this a-ringing a bell?”

Manny: “I guess not. Bye.”

Sid: “Okay, then. Thanks for the help. I can take it from here.” — “Ice Age”

Ic Age's dialogue: Sid: “Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!” Diego: “I don’t eat junk food.” | Image: AmoDays

There are a few life lessons we can learn from Sid the Sloth. His commitment to his close group of friends, despite their difference in species, just shows us that friendship transcends differences.

Sid’s love of life teaches us to have fun and always look for the positive, even in the midst of mass migration from melting ice caps.

And finally, Sid’s love for Manny’s new and growing family made him the best uncle anyone could ask for.

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