43 Louise Belcher Quotes from the Quick-Witted ‘Bob’s Burger’s’ Character

Fourth grader Louise Belcher is known for her iconic pink bunny-eared beanie and cunning demeanor. Get to know her below with these 43 quotes.

Louise Belcher is one of the main characters in the animated series "Bob's Burgers." She is manipulative, loves tormenting her two siblings, and always finds underhanded ways to make money.

She is also intelligent beyond her years, hilarious, and unafraid to speak her mind. Learn more about this fourth grader by reading these 45 quotes.

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: “Touch this hat, and we all go down!” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

Funny Louise Belcher Quotes

“Hi, my name’s Louise. I would like to donate a piece of my personal chalk, in case you need to outline a body.” – Louise Belcher

“I’m compiling a list of people I can mate with to repopulate the earth” – Louise Belcher

“Kissing is like a fight with lips.” — Louise Belcher

“Hello and welcome to Bob’s Burgers. The burger of the day is the ‘Child Molester’ —it comes with candy. Get it?” – Louise Belcher

“Turns out dad has been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers." — Louise Belcher

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: "Kissing is like a fight with lips." | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“What is this feeling I’m having? It’s like I’m feeling sad for someone other than myself. Is that a thing? Am I going crazy?” – Louise Belcher

"Quiet dignity? Have you met us?" – Louise Belcher

“Alright, people. It’s time to turn this romance into a no-mance.” – Louise Belcher

Combative Louise Belcher Quotes

“You have to pull… yourself… together. You have two children and a Louise to take care of!” – Louise Belcher

“Hey, I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm.” — Louise Belcher

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: “If you can’t handle reality, you shoulda stayed inside of mom.” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“I said shut your mouth; it’s art crawl.” — Louise Belcher

“I will see you in hell!” – Louise Belcher

"Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids. We'll cut you." — Louise Belcher

“I'm warming up my instrument! Unbelievable!” — Louise Belcher

“If you can’t handle reality, you shoulda stayed inside of mom.” — Louise Belcher

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: “I said shut your mouth; it’s art crawl.” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Touch this hat, and we all go down!” — Louise Belcher

"I can smell fear on you." — Louise Belcher

"I was just messing with you, you idiot!" — Louise Belcher

“Make sure you save room at Thanksgiving for the words you will be eating!” — Louise Belcher

“If you keep talking, I’m going to gut-punch you!” — Louise Belcher

Mean Louise Belcher Quotes

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: “Can we roll down the windows? I’m starting to breathe in Tina’s breath.” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"Good luck losing dad! You're in your element!." — Louise Belcher

“Everyone has a right to a fair trial, even a broken-down, chewed-up, spat-out guidance counselor like Mr. Frond.” — Louise Belcher

“If she were a spice, she'd be flour.” — Louise Belcher

"Yay dad! You're pedalling like crazy and not getting anywhere! Just like your life!." — Louise Belcher

“Can we roll down the windows? I’m starting to breathe in Tina’s breath.” — Louise Belcher

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: “If she were a spice, she'd be flour.” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Her breathe smells like sweat!” — Louise Belcher

"You don't hug for luck in the theatre!" — Louise Belcher

"Stop talking! Start working!" — Louise Belcher

“That means you get a mean nickname and we assume you live a horribly depressing life. In this case, it’s true!” – Louise Belcher

“You know a lot about Bat Mitzvahs for someone who thought Hanukkah was Han Solo and Chewbacca’s baby.” – Louise Belcher

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: “I’m warming up my instrument! Unbelievable!” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Why don’t you start speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies!” – Louise Belcher

More Louise Belcher Quotes

"Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege! Not a right!" – Louise Belcher

“This is gonna be the longest hour of my life!” — Louise Belcher

“Excuse me, I’m going to see a Sofa Queen about a drama queen.” – Louise Belcher

"I wanna be rich!” — Louise Belcher

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: “This is gonna be the longest hour of my life!” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Flirt a little, wink a little” – Louise Belcher

"Wow, that's such a low amount." — Louise Belcher

“I hope they’re using protection because I am not taking care of that baby.” – Louise Belcher

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: "I wanna be rich!” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“If there’s one thing I know, it’s that sex sells.” — Louise Belcher

"Maybe, and maybe I know someone who needs them more than me." — Louise Belcher

"You know how I get before a big show." — Louise Belcher

"Listen, I'm pushing you because you've talent, babies, and I'm going to take care of you...but first you gotta make some money for mommy, okay." — Louise Belcher

An image of Louise Belcher with her quote: “If there’s one thing I know, it’s that sex sells.” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

The Fox animation series "Bob's Burgers" is about a father who runs his eatery of the same name with the help of his immediate family. Out of many awards and nominations, the show has won two Prime Time Emmys.

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