79 Fry Futurama Quotes ― Hilarious Interpretations of the Future

Philip J. Fry is the main character in the animated science fiction sitcom "Futurama," a series that follows Fry's journey and adventures through the year 3000.

After being preserved cryogenically in the year 2000, he awakes on December 31, 2999. The ensuing drama as he tries to rebuild his life is as hilarious as it is thrilling.

He is not the sharpest tool in the box, and his quotes are some of the funniest you'll come across in the series. Below are some Fry Futurama quotes that will undoubtedly tickle your funny bone.

Fry Futurama's quote: "I am literally angry with rage!" | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

Fry Futurama Quotes That Have Become Memes

“Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?" — Fry

"I am literally angry with rage!" — Fry

"You and I are enemies now!" — Fry

"Shut up and take my money!" — Fry

"No, I'm... Doesn't." — Fry

Fry Futurama's quote: "Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"Let's hover-roll." — Fry

"That was the saltiest thing I ever tasted!" — Fry

"Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank." — Fry

"It's like a party in my mouth…" — Fry

"Wow, you can talk? Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco!" — Fry

Fry Futurama's quote: "Never bet against me being stupid." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

Fry Futurama Quotes Full of Humor

"Hey, when you look this good, you don't have to know anything." — Fry

"Valentine's Day is coming? Oh cr*p, I forgot to get a girlfriend again." — Fry

"Never bet against me being stupid." — Fry

"Alright, bird, you thought you could beat me in a game of wits. But you just met your equal." — Fry

Leela: "Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!"

Fry: "True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step." — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "Alright, bird, you thought you could beat me in a game of wits. But you just met your equal." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"Ah, just like my dad used to make... until McDonald's fired him." — Fry

"Wow! There's a million aliens. I've never seen anything so mind-blowing. Ooh, a reception table with muffins!" — Fry

Morgan: "I did what I had to do, Fry; He was a bad robot."

Fry: "No, he was a bad friend." — "Futurama"

"All this prolonged exposure to radiation is making me thirsty." — Fry

Narrator: "The new hatchlings are known as fry."

Amy: "What's your name?"

Fry: "I don't have a name. I'm a salmon!" — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "You can't lose hope when it's hopeless. You gotta hope more." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!" — Fry

"You can't lose hope when it's hopeless. You gotta hope more!" — Fry

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus." — Fry

Leela: "Look at that statue. It's only got one eye."

Fry: "Lazy sculptor!" — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "I don't have a name. I'm a salmon!" | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

Amy: "It's so huge. How big does one of those things get?"

Fry: "Well, that depends on what one of those things is. That seems like a fact worth knowing." — "Futurama"

"Voila. The greatest sandcastle ever built. This is the kind of castle King Arthur would have lived in if he were a fiddler crab." — Fry

"Wait, I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures." — Fry

"Zoidberg: I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice; he's developed Simpsons Jaundice."

Fry: "Ay Karamba!" — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "Wait, I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"I never thought it would end this way, gunned down by Santa Claus." — Fry

"Farnsworth: The problem with both parties is that they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortunate.

Fry: "The less fortunate get all the breaks!" — "Futurama"

"That's me! I recognize the face!" — Fry

"Space. It seems to go on forever." — Fry

Fry Futurama's quote: "The less unfortunate get all the breaks!" | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?" — Fry

Fry Futurama Quotes in the Circumstances of an Absurd Future

Fry: "Where are we? Also, when are we?" — Fry

Fry: "I vow to get into college and drop out all over again!"

Leela: "You won't last two weeks!"

Fry: "Aw, thanks for believing in me." — "Futurama"

"Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling. But it turns out it's fixed, like boxing." — Fry

"So long, Earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot." — Fry

Fry Futurama's quote: "I vow to get into college and drop out all over again!" | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

Leela: "We'll have to walk like robots, talk like robots and, if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots."

Fry: "I can sorta dance like a robot. Will that help?" — "Futurama"

"Man, all the fun has been taken out of this once-noble Barfapalooza!" — Fry

Fry: "(While weight-lifting) "Hey, Leela, look who's the super-stud!"

Leela: "Hmm, somebody must have turned down the gravity. I'll fix it for you."

(Leela returns the gravity to normal)

Fry: "Ahh!" — "Futurama"

"Leggo my Eggo Crabbo!" — Fry

Fry Futurama's quote: "So long, Earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

Amy: "We ran out of fuel on Mercury and one thing led to another."

Fry: "And it led there again when we got home." — "Futurama"

Fry: "Congratulations, Bender. You've ended robot animal cruelty within a 20-yard radius of this building. You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle?"

Bender: "The second thing." — "Futurama"

"My love is stronger than a vast majority of explosions." — Fry

Leela: "I love every living creature."

Fry: "Even me?"

Leela: "As a friend." — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "My love is stronger than a vast majority of explosions." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

Amy: "Well, with Zapp gone and my parents still here, I suggest Fry give me a nice, convincing kiss."

"Fry: Ah, now there's something we can all enjoy." — "Futurama"

"I miss the old illiterate Bender." — Fry

Leela: "Aww! Somebody likes snouts."

Fry: "Is it me?" — "Futurama"

Bender: "I gotta mope things over for a while."

Fry: What's happening?"

Leela: "I don't know. I think he's shuffling off sadly in the distance."

"Oh lord." — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "I'm scaroused." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

Leela: "Oh, my God! We're heading straight into a black hole."

Fry: "Talk about a mood killer!" — "Futurama"

"Allow me, my lady. Shall we go a-trousering?" — Fry

Fry: "Hey! I can breathe and talk, just like a fish!"

Mermaid: "Oh, you speak fish?" — "Futurama"

"Help! I was attacked in my bathroom by my bathroom! I'm being haunted by a ghost!" — Fry

"We've gotta save them! But the only weapon we have is my fan dance." — Fry

Fry Futurama's quote: "Hey! I can breathe and talk just like a fish!" | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"Fry: I'm not a little kid, Leela. I grew up in this city. These are my people. What up?"

Alien: "Word!"

Fry: "See?" — "Futurama"

"She seems a little old for me." — Fry

"She is well-traveled. And I don't mean she travels a lot!" — Fry

Leela: "I'm back at the wheel, Fry. Everything's under control."

Fry: "Great, great. The one time I forgot to buy flight insurance!" — "Futurama"

"I'm scaroused." — Fry

Fry Futurama's quote: "I miss the old illiterate Bender." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"Uh, wait, this is the other Fry's locker. I'm "Phry" with a P-H." — Fry

"That's why these anchovies are going on a pizza, so I can share the food I love with the people I like." — Fry

Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone. We have a mission to further the noble cause of intergalactic peace."

Bender: "Nope. Watching cartoons."

Fry: "Sorry." — "Futurama"

Farnsworth: "Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!"

Fry: "Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?"

Farnsworth: "In your time, yes. But nowadays…shut up!..” — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "I'm not a little kid, Leela. I grew up in this city. These are my people. What up?" | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"Hideout? Bender, are you becoming some kind of supervillain?" — Fry

"I don't need them. Not when I have my antique videos, my bucket of fossilized K.F.C., and 50 million dollars worth of anchovies." — Fry

Fry: "Uh, I have a question! What if Bender was really giant?"

Leela: "You idiot! We already saw that."

Fry: "I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again." — "Futurama"

"Mmm. Mmm! Now this is what I call a thousand years of progress: A Bavarian cream dog that's also self-microwaving!" — Fry

Police Chief: "Ever hear of the future crimes division?"

Farnsworth's quote: "Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!" | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"If I ever want to go back to the year 2000, I'll just freeze myself again." — Fry

"My fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each other's brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything?" — Fry

"If I were registered to vote, I'd send these clowns a message by staying home on election day and dressing up like a clown." — Fry

Hawking: "Great. The entire universe was destroyed."

Fry: "Destroyed? Then where are we now?"

Gore: "I don't know. But I can darn well tell you where we're not: The universe." — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "A robot ghost? What robot would want to haunt me." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"He always has time for me: whether it's sending me off on a delivery or pulling me aside and telling me I'm doing a bad job." — Fry

"A robot ghost? What robot would want to haunt me." — Fry

Leela: "I just have to wear this stupid eye patch. Does it look stupid?"

Fry: "No! In fact, it looks so nice I think I might get one too." — "Futurama"

Kif: "And she doesn't even want to cuddle anymore; she just wants to hit me with various chairs."

Fry: "You're lucky. I can't even get Leela to verbally abuse me." — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "Uh,I have a question! What if Bender was really giant?" | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

"He already survived in the vacuum of my mom." — Fry

"Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened."

Leela: "Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out." — "Futurama"

Fry: "Man, I wish we had a robot to do stuff."

Bender: "I know, right?" — "Futurama"

Fry: "Hey! Stephen Hawking! Aren't you that physicist that invented gravity?"

Hawking: "Sure. Why not?" — "Futurama"

Fry Futurama's quote: "Man, I wish we had a robot to do stuff." | Source: Facebook.com/Futurama

Created by Matt Groening, the drama features Katey Sagal as the voice of Leela, Tom Kenny, John DiMaggio as Bender, Sarah Silverman as Michelle, and Billy West as Fry, among many others.

Fry may be lazy and goes a great deal to devise new ways to be even lazier, but his inability to do small tasks sets the mood for the series. And despite his misgivings, fans love him for his sometimes-misinformed yet funny, sensitive, and good nature.

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