39 David Rose Quotes: Schitt's Creek Meme-Worthy Quips Full of Sass

"Schitt's Creek" had a remarkable run between 2015 and 2020, and one of its most memorable characters was the fabulous and bluntly honest David Rose. Enjoy a collection of his most meme-worthy one-liners.

"Schitt's Creek" follows the life of David Rose and his wealthy family, whose lives change after his father becomes a victim of fraud, becoming penniless overnight. Always impeccably dressed, David had a penchant for sarcastic remarks.

The man was never afraid to speak his mind or do what he wanted, and although that sometimes landed him in trouble, it helped him grow and foster healthy relationships. Moreover, David could be honest with himself when the situation called for him to be.

So in honor of his memorable personality, his sass, and his impeccable fashion sense, enjoy this collection of his meme-worthy one-liners, along with a few of his introspective musings.

A photo of David Rose with the quote, "You look like the downfall of society." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

David Rose's Funniest Quotes

"I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now." — David Rose

"I'm starting to feel like I'm trapped in an Avril Lavigne lyric here." — David Rose

"Funky is a neon T-shirt you buy at an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iPhone case. This is luxury." — David Rose

"It's my birthday." — David Rose

"You look like the downfall of society." — David Rose

A photo of David Rose with the quote, [baby crying] "No, I will not accept that." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

"Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist." — David Rose

"I am a delightful half-half situation." — David Rose

"I'm very uninterested in that opinion." — David Rose

"I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row." — David Rose

[baby crying] "No, I will not accept that." — David Rose

A photo of David rose with the quote, "I am suffering romantically right now." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

"I am suffering romantically right now." — David Rose

"Ok, this is passive harassment." — David Rose

"I thought I was shame eating in private." — David Rose

"One pizza? What is this? Les Mis?" — David Rose

"Every inch of that statement made me sick." — David Rose

A photo of David Rose with the quote, "As stupid as this is, now I am invested." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

"I am not in a place right now to be emotionally available." — David Rose

"As stupid as this is, now I am invested." — David Rose

"She sort of fades into the background after a while. You know, like a smoke alarm." — David Rose

"This is a teachable moment for all of us." — David Rose

"So I'm just going to play the supportive partner and watch him fail." — David Rose

A photo of David Rose with the quote, "I have asked you thrice." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

"I'm gonna need a stiff drink to get through this." — David Rose

"I have asked you thrice." — David Rose

"I'm sorry but I know what looks correct. And this situation looks incorrect!" — David Rose

"I’m not going to the botanical gardens by myself. What, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone, like some pervert?" — David Rose

"Don't be a little B!" — David Rose

A photo of David Rose with the quote, "I thought I was being mature, but in actuality, it was just a classic case of self-sabotage." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

More of David Rose's Sass and Blunt Honesty

"The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you…a lot." — David Rose

"I would hardly call myself an expert on this subject, and by subject, I mean genuine human emotion, so I am just going to tell you what I know." — David Rose

"Would we call that pretentious, or timeless?" — David Rose

I was perfectly fine not trusting people. Not trusting people is what I'm used to. It is my comfort zone." — David Rose

"You just watch a season of Girls and do the opposite of what they do." — David Rose

A photo of David Rose with the quote, "We can talk about this anytime you'd like. Preferably not before 10 a.m., because I'm not really a morning person." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

"I thought I was being mature, but in actuality, it was just a classic case of self-sabotage." — David Rose

"Being approachable isn't that important anyway. The queen hasn't smiled since the '70s, and her birthdays are still very well attended." — David Rose

"What does 'fold in the cheese' mean?" — David Rose

"In case you didn't know, I'm wildly popular. Some might even venture to call me beloved." — David Rose

A photo of David Rose with the quote, "I could not be more at one with nature. I do coachella every year." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

"We can talk about this anytime you'd like. Preferably not before 10 a.m., because I'm not really a morning person." — David Rose

"The internet is a breeding ground for freaks." — David Rose

"I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year." — David Rose

"OK. There is only so much that I can do in a day." — David Rose

"I don't want this job." — David Rose

A photo of David Rose with the quote, "OK. There is only so much that I can do in a day." | Source: YouTube/PopTVVideo

David Rose was portrayed by award-winning actor Dan Levy, alongside his father, Eugene Levy. Eugene co-starred with Tyler Perry in "Madea's Witness Protection" three years before "Schitts' Creek" began.

If these quotes were entertaining, perhaps you'll appreciate another character's sense of humor, such as Sue Sylvester from the old musical comedy-drama series "Glee."