Throughout the "Hellboy" franchise, the main protagonist, Hellboy, has entertained viewers with his hilarious one-liners. Not only does he drop sarcasm or some dark humor, but he also shows his silly self unapologetically. Here are 50 Hellboy quotes to read.
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Hellboy is a comic strip superhero who was born from the flames of hell during World War II. He was set to become the Apocalypse living omen, but Professor Broom, the founder of the secret department of paranormal research, saved him.
Broom raised Hellboy as his child and helped him develop his supernatural powers. Hellboy became an exceptional defender of the Good despite coming from evil. Here are 46 Hellboy quotes to read.
Hellboy's quote: "Waiting for me, chunk-face?" | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
"I would give my life for her, but she also wants me to do the dishes." — Hellboy
"I'll never give up on you…ever." — Hellboy
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"It's not… it's not that easy. Plus, you're nine. You’re not old enough to be giving me advice." — Hellboy
"How am I gonna get a girl? I drive around in a garbage truck." — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "Could you hold this guy for a little while? He is so negative." | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
"Have You Looked In The Mirror Lately?" — Hellboy
"I'll Always Look This Good." — Hellboy
"I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right." — Hellboy
"Look at them ugly suckers, Blue. One sheet of glass between us and them." — Hellboy
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"Waiting for me, chunk-face?" — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "I'm gonna be sore in the mornin'!" | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
"Some Dads Give Their Kids Legos." — Hellboy
"Rotten Eggs And The Saftey Of Mankind." — Hellboy
"Red Means Stop!" — Hellboy
"Glasshole." — Hellboy
"Didn't Even Buy Me A Drink." — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "Hurts, doesn't it? You shouldn't hurt PEOPLE!" | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
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"Lucy, I'm Home." — Hellboy
"Red, White, Whatever." — Hellboy
"Could you hold this guy for a little while? He is so negative." — Hellboy
“Aw, crap." — Hellboy
"I'm fireproof. You're not." — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "I would give my life for her, but she also wants me to do the dishes." | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
"Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi." — Hellboy
"Hey. Hey. Hey. They're playing our song." — Hellboy
"I'm thinking about doing it myself." — Hellboy
"Don't get psychic with me, fella." — Hellboy
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"We don't take hints." — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "I'll Always Look This Good." | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
"What landed you this job, pushing 'pamcakes?'" — Hellboy
"Hey! Stinky!" — Hellboy
"I'm gonna be sore in the mornin'!" — Hellboy
"Second date, no tongue!" — Hellboy
"How big can it be?" — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "Didn't Even Buy Me A Drink." | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
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"Sparky? Who came up with that? Myers?" — Hellboy
"You'd better stay here. I’ll find a way out. We’ll come back for you." — Hellboy
"Perfect job for these babies. Made 'em myself. Holy water, clover leaf, silver shavings, white oak… the works." — Hellboy
"What are you trying to say?" — Hellboy
"I CHOSE." — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "Red, White, Whatever." | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
"Open wide!” — Hellboy
"Well, let's see - there was that moment when I had the train on top of my head…" — Hellboy
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"I'm lucky that way." — Hellboy
"Hurts, doesn't it? You shouldn't hurt PEOPLE!" — Hellboy
"Mmmm…nachos!" — Hellboy
"OW! HEY! I'm on your side!" — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "Don't get psychic with me, fella." | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
"Look, Sammy, I’m not a very good shot… but the Samaritan here uses very big bullets." — Hellboy
"Cut to the end, will ya? How do I kill it?" — Hellboy
"You killed my father, your ass is mine!" — Hellboy
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"Didn't I kill you already?" — Hellboy
Hellboy's quote: "Open wide!" | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
"Hellboy: Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for 'need'?"
John Myers: Well, 'need' is a good, solid word.
Hellboy: Nah. Too needy." — "Hellboy"
Hellboy: Sparky, tell everyone to turn on their locator belts if anyone sees anything.
John Myers: Are you sure about this?
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Hellboy: On a scale of one to ten, two." — "Hellboy"
Hellboy's quote: "I'll never give up on you...ever." | Source: facebook.com/hellboymovie
The role of Hellboy is portrayed by actor Ron Perlman, alongside Rupert Evans (John Myers), Selma Blair (Liz Sherman), and Ian McShane (Professor Broom).
Actor David Harbour also features as Hellboy in the franchise, consisting of incarnations of the big red ape from Mike Mignola's original to Guillermo del Toro's adaptations. However, Perlman's portrayal of Hellboy remains one of the most memorable with his uproarious witty lines.
If you enjoyed reading these quotes from the fictional superhero, read more from another action superhero, "60 'Megamind' Quotes."
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