30 Buffy Quotes Funny: Slay with a Supernatural Dose of Sassy Banter

"Buffy, the Vampire Slayer" is a cult classic many still hold dear to their hearts. The show is based on horror-like themes; there is enough comedy. Read 30 one-liners that are nothing short of comedic gold.

Buffy Summers, a young lady and the protagonist of the iconic series, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," is predestined to kill dark creatures alongside her companions, also known as "The Scooby Gang."

This fight against nefarious forces occurs alongside Buffy and her friend's navigation of their personal lives. This makes the show a mixture of many genres, including drama and horror. Of course, it wouldn't be the same without some comedic relief.

Read the following 30 quotes from Buffy and her fellow characters, who usually engage in a sassy and sarcastic comedic style.

Buffy, with her quote, “At this point, your abusing sarcasm.” | Source: facebook.com/BuffyTheVampireSlayer

Funny Buffy Quotes

"I want my expiration date to be a long time from now...Like a Cheeto." — Buffy

“They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.” — Buffy

“At this point you’re abusing sarcasm.” — Buffy

"The who whatting how with huh?" — Buffy

"All right. I get it, you're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?" — Buffy

Buffy, with her quote: “Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.” | Source: facebook.com/BuffyTheVampireSlayer

“I thought it was gonna be like in the movies–you know, inspirational music, a montage: me sharpening my pencil, me reading, writing, falling asleep on a big pile of books with my glasses all crooked, ’cause in my montage, I have glasses. But real life is slow, and it’s starting to hurt my occipital lobe.” — Buffy

“Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good.” — Buffy

"She irons her jeans. She's evil." — Buffy

“If the apocalypse comes, beep me.” — Buffy

Buffy, with her quote: “I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.” | Source: facebook.com/BuffyTheVampireSlayer

"Dawn's in trouble? Must be Tuesday." — Buffy

"You're not the brightest gods in the heavens are you?" — Buffy

"I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots here." — Buffy

“I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.” — Buffy

More Giggle-Worthy Quotes from ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

"I'm afraid we have a slight apocalypse." — Giles

Xander Harris, with his quote: “I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.” | Source: facebook.com/BuffyTheVampireSlaye

"Sometimes I shouldn't say words." — Xander Harris

“I’m talking! Don’t interrupt me. Insignificant man.” — Willow

"I eat danger for breakfast!" — Willow

“I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.” — Xander Harris

“Promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you. But not to obey you, of course, because that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?” — Anya

Willow, with her quote: “I’m talking! Don’t interrupt me. Insignificant man.” | Source: facebook.com/BuffyTheVampireSlayer

“Wow, it’s like, one second you were this klutzy teenager with false memories and a history of kleptomania, and then suddenly you were a hero. A hero with a much abbreviated life span.” —Anya

“She wouldn’t even kill me. She just left. She didn’t even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?” —Spike

“I hope evil takes MasterCard.” — Faith

"Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers." — Faith

“We’ve got to face it, we’ve changed. Well, not you, you’re still sadistic and self-centered.” — Giles

“You’re really campaigning for [expletive] of the year, aren’t you?” — Cordelia

Giles, with his quote: "I'm afraid we have a slight apocalypse." | Source: facebook.com/BuffyTheVampireSlayer

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"Ooh, I love those. It's an onion... and it's a flower." — Andrew Wells

“Sorry about the chains. It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s…actually, it is that I don’t trust you.” — Angel

"We attack the Mayor with hummus!" — Ox

Faith with her quote: “I hope evil takes MasterCard.” | Source: facebook.com/BuffyTheVampireSlayer

The series was not only beloved by its audience but also received awards for its brilliance. As a whole, it was nominated 136 times, with 53 wins out of that. From those 53 wins were 2 Primetime Emmys.

The cast included Sarah Michelle Gellar, who played Summers, Alyson Hannigan, Seth Green, David Boreanaz, Nicholas Brendon, James Marsters, Charisma Carpenter, and Michelle Trachtenberg.

If you're still bloodthirsty for more vampire content, read these 46 Katherine Pierce quotes from "The Vampire Diaries."