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A photo Rachel with Rachel's quote: “You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there’s nothing I can’t do.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv
A photo Rachel with Rachel's quote: “You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there’s nothing I can’t do.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

35 of the Funniest and Most Popular Rachel from 'Friends' Quotes

Kudzai Allan Chidamwoyo
Jun 19, 2023
02:00 A.M.
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"Friends" is one of the most popular and funniest sitcoms ever shown on TV screens. The six friends from the show became household names to varying degrees. Jenifer Aniston, who played Rachel, arguably became the biggest star. Here are some quotes from her character in the hit comedy show.

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In the sitcom, Rachel is a fashion enthusiast and best friends with Monica from childhood. They moved together in season one, which eventually brought Monica's brother, Ross, more into Rachel's life. Ross and Rachel had an on-and-off romantic relationship for much of the series and remained friends throughout.

Their friendship, also joined by three other characters, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler, brought special moments to audiences worldwide with their non-stop comic delivery. Here are some of the best from Rachel.

Rachel's quote: "I don't gossip. Maybe sometimes I find out things..." | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel's quote: "I don't gossip. Maybe sometimes I find out things..." | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

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Funny Rachel from Friends Quotes

“Everyone is getting married or pregnant or promoted, and I’m getting coffee! And it’s not even for me!” — Rachel

“Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?” — Rachel

“It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe!” — Rachel

"I don't gossip. Maybe sometimes I find out things..." — Rachel

“You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there’s nothing I can’t do.” — Rachel

Rachel's quote: “I don’t want my baby’s first words to be ‘how you doin’?” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel's quote: “I don’t want my baby’s first words to be ‘how you doin’?” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

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“Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait. I said maybe.” — Rachel

“What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No, I don’t want you to buy me a hat, I’m saying I am a hat. It’s a metaphor Daddy!” — Rachel

“I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!” — Rachel

“I don’t want my baby’s first words to be ‘how you doin’?” — Rachel

“How do we end up with these jerks? We’re good people.” — Rachel

Rachel's quote: “We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel's quote: “We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

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“Does this look like something the girlfriend of a Paleontologist would wear?” — Rachel

“Oh my God. I’ve become my father. I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn’t see this coming.” — Rachel

“We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.” — Rachel

“How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?” — Rachel

“I can’t believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you’re nauseous!” — Rachel

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Rachel's quote: “You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel's quote: “You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

“I’m quitting; I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn’t even buy it.” — Rachel

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Popular Rachel from Friends Quotes

“I’m so happy and not at all jealous.” — Rachel

“You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.” — Rachel

“Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, then 50 feet...then me.” — Rachel

“I can be very generous or very stingy.” — Rachel

Rachel's quote: “I’m 98% happy and 2% jealous.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel's quote: “I’m 98% happy and 2% jealous.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

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“He’s so pretty, I want to cry.” — Rachel

“Oh, that’s okay, girls tend to not like me.” — Rachel

“I’m 98% happy and 2% jealous.” — Rachel

“I’m gonna go get one of those job things.” — Rachel

“Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you: sneeze muffin.” — Rachel

Rachel's quote: “That’s a great story. Tell it while you’re getting me some iced tea.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel's quote: “That’s a great story. Tell it while you’re getting me some iced tea.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

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“I don’t want to be with them either, but it’s Thanksgiving, and we should not want to be together, together!” — Rachel

“Wow, I could so easily freak out right now.” — Rachel

“That’s a great story. Tell it while you’re getting me some iced tea.” — Rachel

“Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it.” — Rachel

“Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?” — Rachel

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Rachel's quote: “Ross! We broke up two years ago. You’ve been married since then. I think it’s okay that we see other people.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel's quote: “Ross! We broke up two years ago. You’ve been married since then. I think it’s okay that we see other people.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel from Friends Quotes about Ross

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“Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?” — Rachel

“Ross! We broke up two years ago. You’ve been married since then. I think it’s okay that we see other people.” — Rachel

“I’m over you. And that, my ‘Friends’, is what you call closure.” — Rachel

"Time was what you needed to gain just a little perspective." — Rachel

Rachel's quote: “I’m quitting; I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn’t even buy it.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

Rachel's quote: “I’m quitting; I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn’t even buy it.” | Source: facebook.com/friends.tv

The quotes from Rachel show the kind of person she was in the series that ran for ten years between 1994 and 2004. Despite all the ups and downs, she remained close to her five friends, including Chandler, played by Matthew Perry, and Monica, portrayed by Courteney Cox.

For more quotes about friendship, check out these 34 "Broad City" quotes that celebrate female friendship.

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