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A photo of "Key and Peele" with "Key and Peele's" quote: “I wish I was high on potenuse.” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele
A photo of "Key and Peele" with "Key and Peele's" quote: “I wish I was high on potenuse.” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

21 'Key and Peele' Quotes from Their Hilarious Skits

Kudzai Allan Chidamwoyo
Jul 08, 2023
09:00 P.M.
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Comedy Central's "Key & Peele" won many hearts with its comic takes on popular culture, race, and stereotyping. The comedians express their jokes through action and words, leaving the audience with memorable quotes from their show.

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"Key & Peele" ran for five seasons from 2012 to 2015. Each episode consisted of several pre-taped clips which starred one or both actors. The show is a two-time Primetime Emmy Award winner and a Peabody Award, alongside many other nominations.

The short videos by the duo have millions of views on social media, and some of the clips and images have been made into memes. The show has produced many quotable lines, and here are some of them.

"Key and Peele's" quote: “You done messed up, A-aron!” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

"Key and Peele's" quote: “You done messed up, A-aron!” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

Most Quotable 'Key and Peele' Quotes

“Liam Neesons is my jam!” — "Key and Peele"

“Tywon Lannisters, Ned Starks, and the Kalisis.” — "Key and Peele"

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“You done messed up, A-aron!” — "Key and Peele"

“I said Biiiiiiiiiii…” — "Key and Peele"

"Key and Peele's" quote: “Insubordinate and Churlish!" | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

"Key and Peele's" quote: “Insubordinate and Churlish!" | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

"We gonna draxx them sklounst.” — "Key and Peele"

“Insubordinate and Churlish!” — "Key and Peele"

“I wish I was high on potenuse.” — "Key and Peele"

"Key and Peele's" quote: “You ain’t never gonna catch me sitting in no chairs.” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

"Key and Peele's" quote: “You ain’t never gonna catch me sitting in no chairs.” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

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Funniest 'Key and Peele' Quotes

“This is a baba. I want Mama’s milk. Why can’t I have Mama’s milk? It’s a simple request.” — "Key and Peele"

“Do you have any idea how long it took me to infiltrate this group? 25 minutes.” — "Key and Peele"

“The moment had that unspoken connection about the cheesy crust. I realized that you were always the one. Because and I know this sounds corny because that moment was just like simple.” — "Key and Peele"

“You ain’t never gonna catch me sitting in no chairs.” — "Key and Peele"

“It’s scary, tricky, ruthless stuff that black ice. A perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice.” — "Key and Peele"

"Key and Peele's" quote: “Let’s not forget the tight ends, Ibrahim Moizoos and Hingle McCringleberry. They’ve both had amazing seasons.” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

"Key and Peele's" quote: “Let’s not forget the tight ends, Ibrahim Moizoos and Hingle McCringleberry. They’ve both had amazing seasons.” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

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“For the record black ice never chose to be out here.” — "Key and Peele"

“Because if you had, Drew, then I would know how good you are at cooking food, that is bad.” — "Key and Peele"

“And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon, not a fork, but something inbetween. A fpoon. What will you think of next, Germany?” — "Key and Peele"

More 'Key and Peele' Quotes

“Ok, well you have to buy that dude.” — 'Key and Peele"

“Let’s not forget the tight ends, Ibrahim Moizoos and Hingle McCringleberry. They’ve both had amazing seasons.” — "Key and Peele"

"Key and Peele's" quote: “I made a vow never to kill another human being. Sorry General, you’re going to have to find someone else." | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

"Key and Peele's" quote: “I made a vow never to kill another human being. Sorry General, you’re going to have to find someone else." | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

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”C’mon, brother. What’s up fam? You know this.” — "Key and Peele"

“Dial it back Luther, damn.” — "Key and Peele"

“I made a vow never to kill another human being. Sorry General, you’re going to have to find someone else.” — "Key and Peele"

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"Key and Peele's" quote: “This is a baba. I want Mama’s milk. Why can’t I have Mama’s milk? It’s a simple request.” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

"Key and Peele's" quote: “This is a baba. I want Mama’s milk. Why can’t I have Mama’s milk? It’s a simple request.” | Source: facebook.com/KeyAndPeele

The short quotes do not justify how funny the show is. Instead, they give a flashback to those who have watched the show already. Fans who haven't watched ought to do so to enjoy the whole experience of "Key & Peele" beyond the quotes.

The talented duo of Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele is not only limited to comedy. Readers can also check out these 31 "Get Out" quotes from Peele's acclaimed horror film.

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