61 ‘Bobs Burgers’ Quotes: Belly Laughs, Burger Flips and Quirky Insights

"Bob's Burgers" is a giggle-worthy animation show whose quirky and exciting characters will leave audiences in stitches. Read 61 quotes from the series below.

"Bob's Burgers" is a hilarious animated series created by Loren Bouchard, which ran for eleven seasons. It focuses on the Belcher family living in Wagstaff, a made-up town by the sea. Here, they all help run a burger shop known as "Bob's Burgers," which Bob Belcher, the family's patriarch, gained as an inheritance.

The show follows the intricacies of their lives, serving up just as many laughs as burgers. The family members all have distinct and giggle-worthy personalities.

Learn more about these characters, as well as others, by reading their 61 quotes below.

Tina Belcher, with her quote: “‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

Tina Belcher Quotes

“I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship with Jimmy Jr., you don’t just throw that away!” ― Tina Belcher

“You don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.” ― Tina Belcher

“We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.” ― Tina Belcher

“We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.” ― Tina Belcher

“You’re just a box, aren’t you? I’m on a date with a box.” ― Tina Belcher

Tina Belcher, with her quote: “We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

'Dear Diary, how are you? I am fine. [sighs] Okay, I'm not fine. You got me. God, you're good." ― Tina Belcher

“It's a man cave. And Tina's going spelunking.” ― Tina Belcher

"Frowny face? All I’ve been is super nice to you, and this is the thanks I get? I loved you; I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what, let’s just stop before we both say something we’ll regret, like that horses are better than cows. I regret that, but it’s true.” ― Tina Belcher

“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie." ― Tina Belcher

“‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.” ― Tina Belcher

Gene Belcher Quotes

Characters from “Bob’s Burger’s” including Gene Belcher, with his quote: "When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could spend the rest of my life with her." | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“One man’s trash is another man’s Christmas gift for Dad!” ― Gene Belcher

“Come on, boys, you’re the peanut butter. Girls, you’re the jelly. Let’s make some sandwiches!” ― Gene Belcher

“I’ve eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.” ― Gene Belcher

"When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could spend the rest of my life with her." ― Gene Belcher

Characters from “Bob’s Burger’s,” including Gene Belcher, with his quote: “I’ve eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty." | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"Tina's killing it up there. And by 'it', I mean 'my interest.'" ― Gene Belcher

“When you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.” ― Gene Belcher

“We’re Belchers! From the womb to the tomb!” ― Gene Belcher

“And taking back the night! Respect for women! My body, my rules!” ― Gene Belcher

“I’ve eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.” ― Gene Belcher

Characters from “Bob’s Burger’s,” including Gene Belcher, with his quote: “When you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!” ― Gene Belcher

Louise Belcher Quotes

"I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm." ― Louise Belcher

"I know all sequels are good, but this is amazing." ― Louise Belcher

“If she was spice, she’d be flour.” ― Louise Belcher

"I know all sequels are good, but this is amazing." ― Louise Belcher

Characters from “Bob’s Burger’s,” including Louise Belcher, with her quote: "I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm." | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick!" ― Louise Belcher

"Quiet dignity? Have you met us?" ― Louise Belcher

“You think you know what it feels like to kiss a man, Tina?” ― Louise Belcher

“You know what they say, if you love something, let it go walking off in an airport.” ― Louise Belcher

"Hell hath no fury like I do, Looooooogan!" ― Louise Belcher

Louise and Tina Belcher with Louise’s quote: “If she was spice, she’d be flour.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

Bob Belcher Quotes

"You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible." ― Bob Belcher

“Doctor, stop shoving burgers into his heart!” ― Bob Belcher

“Let me see your ‘everything is okay’ face.” ― Bob Belcher

“About dinner theater: it’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” ― Bob Belcher

Bob and Linda Belcher, with Bob’s quote: "You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible." | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Love you, cutie pie. Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie.’ You’re my angel—dust. Sorry. That’s a drug.” ― Bob Belcher

“Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street.” ― Bob Belcher

"Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?" ― Bob Belcher

"Ow! Stop! It's not a metaphor if you actually do it!" ― Bob Belcher

“Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.” ― Bob Belcher

Bob’s quote: “Let me see your ‘everything is okay’ face.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurger

“Anyway, I was just saying, I think it’s important for your mom to get to do her own stuff. She’s not just a mom, she’s a person.” ― Bob Belcher

Linda Belcher Quotes

"The real tragedy is that I don't have time to get nachos before we start." ― Linda Belcher

"I should write a parenting book. Call it, ‘Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back!’" ― Linda Belcher

“All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher with her quote: “Only strippers shave above the knee.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets." ― Linda Belcher

“Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I’d kill myself!” ― Linda Belcher

"Hey, Jennifer Slowpez! Get out of the way!" ― Linda Belcher

"Louise, you do not want that flu bug. I had it, and it gave me weird fever dreams. I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa, but she was a werewolf." ― Linda Belcher

"No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen." ― Linda Belcher

Characters from “Bob’s Burger’s,” including Linda Belcher, with her quote: “All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Only strippers shave above the knee.” ― Linda Belcher

"Teddy will eat whatever you put in front of him. Remember when he ate that receipt?" ― Linda Belcher

“Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!” ― Linda Belcher

More Quotes from ‘Bob’s Burger’s’ Characters

"I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else." ― Felix.

“We could put on some Boyz II Men, and I could slow dance.” ― Jimmy Pesto, Jr

Teddy, with his quote: "I like to play with a yo-yo, so something comes back to me." | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Half bumper car, half go-kart, all balls!” ― Critter

"Tina, can I just say you inspire me." ― Rudy

"I like to play with a yo-yo, so something comes back to me." ― Teddy

Characters from “Bob’s Burger’s,” with Rudy’s quote: "I guess when you’re hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker." | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgerser,

“Where’s Tina? At home, crying into her butt?” ―Tammy Larsen

“Wow, running with a coffee table’s hard. No wonder no one does that.” ― Teddy

"I guess when you’re hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker." ― Rudy

An image of Bob Belcher, with his quote: "Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?" | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

Due to "Bob Burgers' widespread popularity, many celebrity guests took on guest roles in the show. This includes Bill Hader, Jon Hamm, and Jenny Slate, who are a tiny number out of numerous famous individuals.

Get to know one of the Belcher family members better by reading 43 Louise Belcher Quotes from the Quick-Witted 'Bob’s Burgers Character.