39 ‘Juno’ Quotes: A Unique Take on Teenage Pregnancy That Make One Think

After choosing not to terminate her pregnancy, young teenage girl Juno MacGuff takes the adoption route. Learn more about this witty young woman and her fellow characters by reading the 39 quotes below.

"Juno" is an independent, cult-classic, and acclaimed movie about teenage pregnancy. The film follows the teen girl Juno MacGuff, who fell pregnant and now struggles with what to do.

She eventually decides to give the unborn child up for adoption, leading to a series of events that encompasses the reality of teenage pregnancy and is filled with quirky humor and exciting characters.

Find out more about Juno's character and the rest by reading these 39 quotes below.

Juno MacGuff, with her quote: “I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

Juno Macguff’s Quotes

“I don’t know what kind of girl I am.” ― Juno MacGuff

"I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good." ― Juno MacGuff

"I could like, have this baby and give it to someone who like totally needs it." ― Juno MacGuff

“I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.” ― Juno MacGuff

"Why does everyone think yellow is gender-neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.” ― Juno MacGuff

Juno MacGuff, with her quote: “As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

"I think I'm in love with you." ― Juno MacGuff

“I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.” ― Juno MacGuff

"I'm going to really start looking like a dork soon. Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge." ― Juno MacGuff

"No... I mean, for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know..." ― Juno MacGuff

“I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.” ― Juno MacGuff

Juno MacGuff, with her quote: “Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

“My stepmom is forcing me to eat really healthy. She won’t even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&Ms.” ― Juno MacGuff

“Whoa, dream big!” ― Juno MacGuff

“Mac MacGuff: Who is the kid?

Juno MacGuff: The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly.” ― Juno MacGuff

“As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.” ― Juno MacGuff

“That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, 'Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!'”— Juno MacGuff

Juno MacGuff, with her quote: “Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

“I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?” ― Juno MacGuff

“Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods.” ― Juno MacGuff

“Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.” ― Juno MacGuff

“I think it’s ’cause my heart starts pounding every time I see you.” ― Juno MacGuff

Paulie Bleeker’s Quotes

Paulie Bleeker, with his quote: “You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

"Well, I still have your underwear!" ― Paulie Bleeker

“I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.” ― Paulie Bleeker

"I try really hard, actually." ― Paulie Bleeker

“You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.” ― Paulie Bleeker

The Macguffs’ Quotes

Mac MacGuff, with his quote: "Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

“Well, it’s not easy, that’s for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years no, and I’m proud to say that we’re very happy.” ― Mac MacGuff

“Doctors are sadists who like to play God.” ― Bren MacGuff“

"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.” ― Mac MacGuff

“Someday, you’ll be back here, honey. On your terms.” ― Mac MacGuff

Bren MacGuff, with his quote: “Doctors are sadists who like to play God.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

“You’re not going to be a pop–pop. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation.” ― Bren MacGuff

"Yeah sure, you have your old D-A-D! You know I’ll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you’re in...obviously.” ― Mac MacGuff

"Can you narrow that down for me?" ― Mac MacGuff

"Juno: 'I’m not ready to be a mom.'

Mac: 'Damn skippy you’re not! You don’t even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds.'" ― Mac MacGuff

A String of Quirky Quotes from This Millennial Classic

“That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be undid, home skillet.” ― Rollo

“So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved?’’ ― Gerta

Rollo, with his quote: “That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be undid, home skillet.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

"Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em." -― Leah

"Your parents are probably wondering where you are." -― Vanessa Loring

“Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament.” -― Mark Loring

Mark Loring, with his quote: “Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament.” | Source: Facebook.com/JunoTheMovie

The character Juno was played by Elliot Paige pre-transition, and this film was arguably what shot him into stardom. The child's father, Paulie Bleeker, was played by Michael Cera, who became a millennial cult classic figure due to his unique demeanor, and he appeared in various films to this effect.

Beyond "Juno," he is mainly known as the protagonist in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World." However, his most recent screening was as "Allan" in "Barbie."

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