21 Mr. Burns Quotes from 'The Simpsons' - The Vicious Wealthy Old Man
Mr. Burns is one of the funniest characters on the animated sitcom, "The Simpsons." He is best known as a ruthless businessman with witty humor. Here are the 21 Mr. Burns quotes that reveal his true character.
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Charles Montgomery Burns, better known as Mr. Burns on "The Simpsons," is a hilarious villain in the sitcom. He is a cruel boss to Homer Simpson, serving as the owner of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Mr. Burns is incredibly wealthy and treats his employees like dirt – portraying the evil character all too well. Whenever he appears on screen on whichever episode, he ensures that he leaves a lasting funny impression with his dialogue. Here are the 21 Mr. Burns quotes that show the type of character he is.
Mr. Burns' quote: "Why, I haven't heard my father's name in years." | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
Hilarious Mr. Burns Quotes from "The Simpsons"
"Smithers, who is that man?" — Mr. Burns
"Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!" — Mr Burns
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"Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." — Mr. Burns
"What was I laughing at?" — Mr Burns
"Are you saying 'Boo' or 'Burns-urns'?" — Mr Burns
Mr. Burns' quote: "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off." | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
"Ooh, I thought that was a lemon drop." — Mr. Burns
"Well, if you stay on with the Springfield nuclear plant, you could have one of these tasty beauties every day." — Mr. Burns
"Sure, you could have health care or two donuts a day." — Mr. Burns
"Why, I haven't heard my father's name in years." — Mr. Burns
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"Simpson, eh? I’ll remember that name." — Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns' quote: "Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
Mr. Burns Quotes on Work & Money
"What makes a man endanger his job, and yes, even his life, by asking me for money?" — Mr. Burns
"I guess this is the end. I just wish I’d spent more time at the office." — Mr. Burns
"Now, a few more details about this year’s company picnic. It’s at the plant, no food will be served, the activity will be work, and the picnic is canceled." — Mr. Burns
"Oh yes, I’d trade it all for a little more." — Mr. Burns
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"I am an angry old rich man!" — Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns' quote: "Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name?" | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
"I’m going to write a figure on this piece of paper. It’s not quite as large as the last one, but I think you’ll find it fair." — Mr. Burns
"Oh, I’m afraid you misunderstand. This picnic is for me. You will all be spending your Independence Day slaving away in the hot summer sun with no pay, lotion or gratitude." — Mr. Burns
"You don’t have to sue me to get my pants off." — Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns' quote: "What makes a man endanger his job, and yes, even his life, by asking me for money?" | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
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"Why do I need another penny? I have billions. Still, if I don't take it, that hoodlum over there might." — Mr. Burns
As you can see, this old place is falling apart. But I'm sure we can come to an understanding." — Mr Burns
"Ah, yes. Naturally, I can't pay you much of a reward because I'm strapped for cash." — Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns' quote: "Why do I need another penny? I have billions. Still, if I don't take it, that hoodlum over there might." | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
Mr. Burns, played by actor Harry Shearer, is the richest businessman in Springfield, and he always makes it known – though he does not mind being sarcastic about it sometimes.
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He is portrayed as an old grumpy man who is not shy to express his bitterness to anyone he comes across, especially his employees. Mr. Burns also has a devoted secretary who secretly loves him.
His quotes from "The Simpsons," which also stars Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob and Martin Sheen as Principal Skinner, reveal his viciousness and his sarcastic sense of humor toward the residents of Springfield. Overall, Mr. Burns is a man who cherishes work and his riches above anything else, including family.
If you enjoyed going through these quotes, feel free to read "35 Grandpa Simpson Quotes," which are just as hilarious as Mr. Burns.
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