47 'Ash vs. Evil Dead 'Quotes: A Sam Raimi's Production

Meant to be funny amid some horror, the dark fantasy action show "Ash vs. Evil Dead" does just that. Brilliant quotes from its lead character are well supported by similarly worthwhile phrases from the supporting cast.

"Ash vs. Evil Dead" was created by renowned filmmaker Sam Raimi, best known for his work with Marvel Studios, most notably directing the "Spider-Man trilogy" starring Tobey Maguire. Therefore, the series packs a punch or two in its comic delivery.

In his quest to become a hero, Ash is joined by his friend, Pablo, and workmate, Kelly. The trio's hilariously daring adventures are somewhat summed up in the following "Ash vs. Evil Dead" quotes.

Ash Williams' quote: “When you get back to Hell, work on your aim.” | Source: Amodays

Ash vs. Evil Dead Quotes from Ash Williams

“My name is Ash Williams. I’m a hero from the future. I’m here to save the world from evil. Again.” — Ash Williams

"With all due respect, your tiny brain is a lot safer without my problems inside it.” — Ash Williams

“Trust me, once you get jacked in the face, it’ll all click. I can’t even get my nut up to rumble unless I’ve had a good shot to the chin.” — Ash Williams

“When you get back to Hell, work on your aim.” — Ash Williams

“First thing I got to do is see a guy about a book. Must be some spell I can say to undo all this. The other first thing I got to do is some cardio, ’cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.” — Ash Williams

Ash Williams' quote: “What’s out there knows that you’re alive, and it wants you to be… un-alive.” | Source: Amodays

“Whoa, I got two hands! Brujo, I need two beers!” — Ash Williams

“Well Pop, I guess it’s time to ride the pale horse, up to the discount hardware store in the sky.” — Ash Williams

“You’re the one who grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it.” — Ash Williams

“What’s out there knows that you’re alive, and it wants you to be… un-alive.” — Ash Williams

“You know, I was gonna take that propane and blow the doors off, but I’ll happily blow your doors off first.” — Ash Williams

Ash Williams' quote: “Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. And that someone is me.” | Source: Amodays

“She shouldn’t be alone right now. Plus, you’re kinda like a young me. Deadites ruined your life and you’re hot as hell.” — Ash Williams

“Last time I was here with a girl, I was hopin’ to get laid. Didn’t quite work out that way. I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though. It was a fun weekend” — Ash Williams

“Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. And that someone is me.” — Ash Williams

“If you live in the past, you hurt the future.”— Ash Williams

“This ain’t a charity. What we’re up against only understands one thing.” — Ash Williams

Ash Williams' quote: “All roads to destroying this evil lead right back to where it all began. The cabin.” | Source: Amodays

“Well, good news I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?” — Ash Williams

“Hey, good looking. You here to break me out or break me in?” — Ash Williams

“All roads to destroying this evil lead right back to where it all began. The cabin.” — Ash Williams

“Ladies, I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m not drunk enough to know if this is good-weird or bad-weird. But I’ll get there though.” — Ash Williams

“ Once again I saved the world. Now it’s time to get the girl.”— Ash Williams

Ash Williams' quote: “If you snag a little fish, you’re not gonna eat it. No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale.” | Source: Amodays

“We gave peace a chance. Now it’s time for war.” — Ash Williams

“If you snag a little fish, you’re not gonna eat it. No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale.” — Ash Williams

“I’m sorry I let you down Kiddo. But I promise you this: if you’re still out there somewhere, I’ll bring you home.” — Ash Williams

“Sometimes the whale needs his bait fish to remind him of where he is in the ocean. Or somethin’ like that.” — Ash Williams

“Meet me in the men’s room in three minutes. But I gotta warn you, you’re gonna want to leave your husband for me, and I can’t let that happen. Family values.” — Ash Williams

Ash Williams' quote: “Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. Death, taxes, more death. And I don’t pay taxes, so all I know is death.” | Source: Amodays

“I’ve always wanted to spend time in the city so nice, they named it Jacksonville.” — Ash Williams

“Hey, uh, Brujo, thanks for the opinion, appreciate it. Now you can take it, turn it sideways, shove it right up the old poop chute.” — Ash Williams

“Yes, I’m upset. Yes, I’m behind the wheel. Yes, I’m drunk. And maybe my license isn’t the fancy kind from the DMV. But at least I’m drunk!” — Ash Williams

“Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. Death, taxes, more death. And I don’t pay taxes, so all I know is death.” — Ash Williams

“Now I’m gonna kill you, just like I killed your father! I didn’t really kill your father, that just kinda sounded cool.” — Ash Williams

Ash Williams' quote: “There’s one thing I learned from Ash. Shoot first, ask questions never.” | Source: Amodays

“Pablo, I hope your weird Brujo uncle can help us out, ’cause me no likey bein’ responsible for everything bad.” — Ash Williams

“I told you. A good shot to the face always gets the juices flowin’.” — Ash Williams

Ash vs. Evil Dead Quotes from Kelly

“There’s one thing I learned from Ash. Shoot first, ask questions never.” — Kelly

“Hey, I’m looking for a friend. He’s, uh, tall, dumb, smells like… bread. Um, oh yeah, chainsaw arm. Probably should’ve, led with that one, but…” — Kelly

Ash Williams' quote: “If I’ve learned anything from you, Ash, it’s that if something seems too good to be true, it probably is.” | Source: Amodays

“We all waste time. Important thing is when we decide to stop.” — Kelly

“Is there any world, where this doesn’t have something to do with Ash?” — Kelly

“If I’ve learned anything from you, Ash, it’s that if something seems too good to be true, it probably is.” — Kelly

“We’re not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, we’re keeping Michigan moist.” — Kelly

Ash Williams' quote: "Do you know what evil is, Kelly? It’s power without fear, without guilt, and without pain.” | Source: Amodays

“One false move and I will Second Amendment your brains all over this truck.” — Kelly

“Everyone in this world is plagued by something evil.” — Kelly

Ash vs. Evil Dead Quotes from Ruby and Pablo

“I’ve learned you can always make things more painful.” — Ruby

Ash Williams' quote: “You can’t outrun evil, Ash!” | Source: Amodays

“Without good, there is no evil.” — Ruby

“Sometimes what you think you saw, it’s exactly what you saw.” — Ruby

“You can’t outrun evil, Ash!” — Pablo

“You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started.” — Pablo

“Ash, If I was a Deadite, I would be honored to have you chop my head off.” — Pablo

Ash Williams' quote: “If you live in the past, you hurt the future.” | Source: Amodays

As the main character, Ash, a character brilliantly played by Bruce Campbell, has the bulk of the quotes, showing his funny side despite his grave mission of saving the world.

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