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A photo of Crowley from the "Supernatural" with the quote, "Never underestimate the King of hell, darling." | Source: facebook.com/Supernatural
A photo of Crowley from the "Supernatural" with the quote, "Never underestimate the King of hell, darling." | Source: facebook.com/Supernatural

37 'Supernatural' Crowley Quotes that Channel Your Wicked Persona

Christell Fatima M. Tudtud
May 01, 2023
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The 2005 "Supernatural" series remains a top-rated TV show, with a particular character, Crowley, receiving immense love from the fans due to his sarcastic wit. Here are 37 "Supernatural" Crowley quotes from the series to honor this remarkable villain.

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Crowley is a crossroads demon who debuted in the fifth season and immediately made a mark with his eccentric personality. Viewers often love or hate him due to his superiority complex tendency.

Fans find him a complex character who enjoys delivering clever insults and witty retorts. This often leaves his targets feeling confused, hurt, or reluctantly admitting that he has a valid point.

Despite his snarkiness, Crowley remains a fan favorite and a beloved villain among viewers. Take a trip down memory lane and enjoy some of his best quotes from "Supernatural."

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "You'll be fine. Just avoid cheap whiskey and cheap hookers. Look at me, getting all fatherly." | Source: AmoDays

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "You'll be fine. Just avoid cheap whiskey and cheap hookers. Look at me, getting all fatherly." | Source: AmoDays

'Supernatural' Crowley Quotes Served with a Side of Sass

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"Hello, Dean. Love the crazy bloodlust in your eyes." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"I'll cheer the day when the last trace of humanity leaves me." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"I sense drama." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"Not just any demon. I'm the king -- the king of Hell! And there you were, worried the old man wouldn't amount to much." — "— "Supernatural" Crowley

"To be clear... I'll not be joining you ever. Except at your death scene, where I shall burst into song." — "Supernatural" Crowley

A quote from Crowley in the "Supernatural" season 9: "What's in that bottle? Delusion?" | Source: AmoDays

A quote from Crowley in the "Supernatural" season 9: "What's in that bottle? Delusion?" | Source: AmoDays

"You'll be fine. Just avoid cheap whiskey and cheap hookers. Look at me, getting all fatherly." — "Supernatural" Crowley

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"Please. No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules. He's one misfit kid. He impacts no one." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"I mean, I beat you, starved you, came home drunk, beat you some more, woke up hungover, and, yeah, I beat you. In all fairness, I didn't really have any role models. My mother was a witch!" — "Supernatural" Crowley

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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a little hell to raise." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"It's on you, you big, beautiful lumbering piles of flannel." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines." | Source: AmoDays

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines." | Source: AmoDays

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"I was worth five pigs, at least." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"They ate my tailor!" —— "Supernatural" Crowley

"Listen to the moose, squirrel." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"You do want to conspire, don't you?" — "Supernatural" Crowley

"I just want to be loved." —— "Supernatural" Crowley

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "I sense drama." | Source: AmoDays

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "I sense drama." | Source: AmoDays

"No one in the history of torture…" — "Supernatural" Crowley

"Never underestimate the King of hell, darling." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"Hello, boys." — "Supernatural" Crowley

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"One little apocalypse and they shut up shop. Quitters." — Crowley about a bar

"I don't hold grudges. Besides, that dog collar was a lovely touch, really made my eyes pop. Almost wore it here today." —Crowley to Lucifer

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "I'll cheer the day when the last trace of humanity leaves me." | Source: AmoDays

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "I'll cheer the day when the last trace of humanity leaves me." | Source: AmoDays

"You and Sam don't understand, I'm not your bloody sidekick! We've had some good times, so I'm gonna give you one chance. Just one to walk out that door, or I'm gonna take you apart, atom by atom." — "Supernatural" Crowley

"All my life I wondered what I'd done to deserve a mother who refused to show love. I pained over it. I built my bloody kingdom on top of it. And then one day epiphany struck, my mother was incapable of loving anything. And then you showed in my dungeon, we communed and I began to realize you weren't incapable of love, you were incapable of loving me." — "Supernatural" Crowley

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"A long, long time ago, there once lived an evil b****– sorry, witch – who was forced to flee her home and her only son because she was, well, horrible." — Crowley about Rowena

"I could kill you. Snap my fingers, easiest thing in the world. From here on, I want you to know that the only reason you're alive is because I allowed it." — Crowley to Sam

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "Hello, Dean. Love the crazy bloodlust in your eyes." | Source: AmoDays

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "Hello, Dean. Love the crazy bloodlust in your eyes." | Source: AmoDays

"You and Sam don't understand, I'm not your bloody sidekick! We've had some good times, so I'm gonna give you one chance. Just one to walk out that door, or I'm gonna take you apart, atom by atom." — Crowley to Dean

"The child likes you. No surprise, really. You're very maternal." — Crowley to Dean

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"You brag of your superior power. Well, genius trumps brute force." — Crowley to Lucifer

"Lucifer. Wearing Vince Vincente, second-tier star. I would've thought Bieber was more your style." — Crowley to Lucifer

"If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines." "Supernatural" Crowley

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a little hell to raise." | Source: AmoDays

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a little hell to raise." | Source: AmoDays

"What's in that bottle? Delusion?" — Crowley, "Supernatural" Season 9

Selected Crowley Quotes from His Dialogue with Other Characters in 'Supernatural'

"Gavin MacLeod: If I was to accept you as my father, you could keep me from eternally burning in hell? No matter my sins?

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Crowley: You're negotiating with me?

[Proudly]

Crowley : That's my boy." — "Supernatural"

"Gavin MacLeod: Holy mother of God! We're amongst the stars! Are we in heaven, then? You must be angels!

Crowley, Abaddon: Wow." — "Supernatural"

"Gavin MacLeod: So this is goodbye, then?

Crowley: Yes. Forever. Unless, of course, I catch you smoking, in which case, I'll smack you stupid." — "Supernatural"

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "I just want to be loved." | Source: AmoDays

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "I just want to be loved." | Source: AmoDays

"Crowley: [after getting in fight with his son] Squirrel. I hope you were nice to your father.

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Dean Winchester : [Confused] What?" — "Supernatural"

"Naomi: How dare you?

Crowley: I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love."

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"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "You do want to conspire, don't you?" | Source: AmoDays

"Supernatural" Crowley's quote: "You do want to conspire, don't you?" | Source: AmoDays

"Simmons: Can I touch it?

Crowley: With all due respect, Simmons, I don't think you can handle my rod." — Crowley, "Supernatural" Season 9

"Crowley: What are you looking at? Still learning all you can about the world?

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Amara: If nonsensical slogans attached to idiotic pictures of domestic animals counts as the world.

Crowley: Excuse me?

Amara: [pause] Memes." — Crowley, "Supernatural" Season 6

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A quote from Crowley about the bar: "One little apocalypse and they shut up shop. Quitters." | Source: AmoDays

A quote from Crowley about the bar: "One little apocalypse and they shut up shop. Quitters." | Source: AmoDays

Ultimately, Crowley died in the season 12 finale by sacrificing his own life to bind Lucifer inside the dimension known as Apocalypse World. Crowley's clever insults and wicked sense of humor have left fans laughing and quoting him for years.

Just like Crowley, there are other snarky characters that people can relate to. For instance, is Edna Mode in "The Incredibles," famously voiced by notable actors Holly Hunter, Craig T. Nelson, and Samuel L. Jackson.

Another snarky character is Rebekah Mikaelson from "The Vampire Diaries" series, who was played by a talented cast including Claire Holt, Ian Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev, and Paul Wesley. Their words of wisdom and quotes remain timeless after all these years.

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