42 Veronica Mars Quotes — Skilled Female Detective from Neptune Town

Veronica Mars is the titular character of the hit noir mystery drama, "Veronica Mars." The character is credited with solving many crimes, from minor to the biggest ones.

"Veronica Mars" follows the exploits of Veronica, initially a high school student and later a college student who is pushed into becoming an investigator by her social circumstances, which include the death of her best friend, her father being voted out of the sheriff's office and her alleged rape.

Even though Veronica starts as a carefree famous young lady, her character develops into a sharp-witted, cynical outcast who finds solace in criminal investigations.

Veronica Mars' quote: “This Is Where I Belong, In The Fight. It’s Who I Am.” | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

Veronica Mars Quotes That Portray Her Perfectly

“After All These Years, Do You Not Instinctively Fear Me?” — Veronica Mars

“Here’s What You Do… You Get Tough. You Get Even.” — Veronica Mars

“This Is Where I Belong, In The Fight. It’s Who I Am.” — Veronica Mars

"If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens." — Veronica Mars

“And I’ll Be Sittin’ Over Here, Chillin’ Like A Villain” — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "If there's a justification for my actions right now, it's this: I have gone completely mad." | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

"That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie! " — Veronica Mars

"If there's a justification for my actions right now, it's this: I have gone completely mad." — Veronica Mars

"I love the smell of testosterone in the morning." — Veronica Mars

“You Know, Dad, I’m Old School, An Eye For An Eye” — Veronica Mars

"In my world, the wicked don't get parting gifts." — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "I hate fake deer, too." | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

"Let's be honest though, the only reason I was allowed past the velvet ropes was Duncan Kane." — Veronica Mars

"98 out of 100 people at that party would walk over my corpse for free gum." — Veronica Mars

"I hate fake deer, too." — Veronica Mars

"Just as God made me." — Veronica Mars

“I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I’m sure I don’t. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I’m sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she’s a marshmallow.” — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "Despite popular opinion, you really can't beat the truth out of someone" | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

Veronica Mars Quotes Full of Insight

“Why can’t the evil just get jobs like the rest of us?” — Veronica Mars

"Sometimes opportunity doesn't knock. It waits for everyone to go to lunch, and sneaks in using a key." — Veronica Mars

"Despite popular opinion, you really can't beat the truth out of someone" — Veronica Mars

"Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport. I’m surprised the A.S.P.C.A. doesn’t protest." — Veronica Mars

"J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up in sequins and shoulder pads, but one way or another, you're just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped in uncomfortable underwear." — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "It's amazing how fleeting perfection can be." | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

“…Nobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball.” — Veronica Mars

"Be cool, Soda Pop." — Veronica Mars

"It's amazing how fleeting perfection can be." — Veronica Mars

“I Convinced Myself Winning Meant Getting Out. But In What World Do You Get To Leave The Ring And Declare Victory” — Veronica Mars

"The hero is the one that stays... and the villain is the one that splits." — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "I hope we're still friends after I taser you" | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

"Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything. Creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild." — Veronica Mars

"I hope we're still friends after I taser you" — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars Quotes from Iconic Moments

"This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle class. If you’re in the second group, you get a job; fast food, movie theatres, mini-marts. Or you could be me. My after-school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims." — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "You seem to care a bit what I think" | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

"That guy's too big, that guy's too small, and that guy's... not a guy. Just in desperate need of a stylist." — Veronica Mars

"You seem to care a bit what I think" — Veronica Mars

“Consider my mind blown. Then put back together and blown again.” — Veronica Mars

"I'll destroy you worse." — Veronica Mars

"You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning." — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "You've nearly warmed this cold, cold heart of mine" | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

"Keith Mars: Who's your daddy?

Veronica Mars: I hate it when you say that." — Veronica Mars

"You've nearly warmed this cold, cold heart of mine" — Veronica Mars

"We've marked your words before, and I don't know if you know this, but they formed this like, totally false accusation. I know, yikes." — Veronica Mars

"Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a Snausage in front of your nose. You use Mandy again to convince yourself you're not a loser, I will ruin your life. Got it?" — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "You know what's really disturbing about you...other than everything?" | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

“You Don’t Care Now, But [...] Are You Gonna Care When I Start To Get My Revenge On. You’ll Be Doing All Sorts Of Carin” — Veronica Mars

"You know what's really disturbing about you...other than everything?" — Veronica Mars

"I'm so impressed you fit a pony into my room!" — Veronica Mars

"Great. I’ll just go out into the hall and look for the guy twirlling his moustache!" — Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars' quote: "Sometimes opportunity doesn't knock. It waits for everyone to go to lunch, and sneaks in using a key." | Source: facebook.com/VeronicaMars

The above quotes show Veronica's character development in the show as she became an outstanding, intelligent investigator on the show that stars Kristen Bell as the titular character alongside Jason Dohring.

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