43 Linda Belcher Quotes to Bob and Other Characters of 'Bob’s Burgers'

Linda Belcher is a mother, wife, and bookkeeper. But beyond that, she is a unique, charming woman with a loving personality that shines through the screen. Read these 43 quotes to get to know her more.

Like many women in the modern world, Linda Belcher from the animated series juggles a busy life. From being a wife to Bob Belcher himself, she was doing the bookkeeping for the family restaurant and a mother to Tina, Gene, and Louise Belcher. She does this while maintaining a positive and quirky demeanor, with an original sense of humor that she uses daily.

There has been much praise for Linda as a fictional mother. Although imperfect, she loves and accepts her kids unconditionally; she is supportive and willing to go into battle should anyone hurt her babies. That being said, she does draw boundaries where need be and makes sure to implement them.

Read these 43 quotes from Linda Belcher to get to know her and her eccentric personality better.

Linda Belcher’s quote: “It’s okay. History’s dumb. Everyone knows it. It’s like, been there, done that.” | Source: AmoDays

Linda Belcher Iconic Quotes Directed to Bob

“It’s science, Bob. You’re not supposed to understand it.” ― Linda Belcher

“You were right, Bob. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes you gotta push ’em out the window.” ― Linda Belcher

“Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; you’re father and son! You’re supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isn’t the Bible!” ― Linda Belcher

“Quit stealing my thunder, Bobby. This night isn’t about your disgusting zit. It’s about me and my big comeback and this jacket.” ― Linda Belcher

“Easy, easy, Bob. It’s okay. History’s dumb. Everyone knows it. It’s like, been there, done that.” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote: “It’s science, Bob. You’re not supposed to understand it.” | Source: AmoDays

“Don’t take too long. It’s the kids’ turn to do the dishes, and we have to clean them again before we go to bed.” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher Hilarious Quotes

“Nonsense or mom-sense?” ― Linda Belcher

“Good kids eat cotton, bad kids eat notton.” ― Linda Belcher

“All this talk about shooting is making me thirsty...” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote: “No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits.” | Source: AmoDays

“Oooh, mashed potatoes.” ― Linda Belcher

“My dutch baby! It came out in 22 minutes! Aw, its a preemie, just like Jesus.” ― Linda Belcher

“I’m bringing home the bacon now. Oh, my God! I forgot the bacon.” ― Linda Belcher

“No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits.” ― Linda Belcher

“You got to fight crazy with crazy.” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote: “Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets.” | Source: AmoDays

“No one sheds like this family, it’s like a bunch of Chewbaccas.” ― Linda Belcher

“I’ll be like Al Capone with breasts.” ― Linda Belcher

“Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets.” ― Linda Belcher

“Tammy can go sit in syrup. Let the bees get her.” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote: “Oh, go suck on a crouton.” | Source: AmoDays

“No matter what I say, stop me when I’ve had 16.” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher Famous Quotes

“Listen, your father is very tender right now, so whatever you do, don’t mention what happened yesterday.” ― Linda Belcher

”Your 3 is grass." ― Linda Belcher

”I don’t get it.” ― Linda Belcher

“Oh, go suck on a crouton.” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote: “I’m not snooping. I’m just noticing.” | Source: AmoDays

“I had the video game company take your game away because I love you. It’s like the time you took away the credit card from me when I was ordering all those porcelain babies.” ― Linda Belcher

“I dreamed that I was breastfeeding Gene again, but he had a long, white beard, like Santa Claus. Oh, it was freaky!” ― Linda Belcher

"What a butterface.” ― Linda Belcher

“Tina will be okay. I made her a PB and J, she said she didn’t want it. So I ate it. She was still sad so I made her another PB and J. She didn’t want that one either, so I ate it.” ― Linda Belcher

“Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya!..” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote: “The real tragedy is that I don’t have time to get nachos before we start.” | Source: AmoDays

“Women do not wanna be tricked...” ― Linda Belcher

“Yay! Cookie dough ice cream!” ― Linda Belcher

"I’m so mad I could stomp!” ― Linda Belcher

“Trippity-dippity- dippity-doo.” ― Linda Belcher

“Maybe we should just pack it in. Go home and drink the kind of hot cocoa...” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote:"I’m so mad I could stomp!” | Source: AmoDays

“The boys hate dancing, and the girls won’t go to the boys. It’s like a Mexican stalemate out there.” ― Linda Belcher

"I really do need deodorant.” ― Linda Belcher

“I love showers and mornings and bologna and turtles...” ― Linda Belcher

“The best people know their limitations.” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote: “I’m bringing home the bacon now. Oh, my God! I forgot the bacon.” | Source: AmoDays

“It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick!” ― Linda Belcher

"You big goof.” ― Linda Belcher

“The real tragedy is that I don’t have time to get nachos before we start.” ― Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher’s quote: “No one sheds like this family, it’s like a bunch of Chewbaccas.” | Source: AmoDays

John Roberts is the voice actor of this lovable mother. There have also been many celebrities and well-known individuals who voice characters, such as Zach Galifianakis, who voices Felix Fischoeder, and Gary Cole, who voices Sergeant Bosco.

Get to know the broader family by reading: 43 Louise Belcher Quotes from the Quick-Witted ‘Bob’s Burger’s’ Character.