34 Tina Belcher Quotes – 'Bob’s Burgers' Awkward Girl’s Perspectives

Tina Belcher is your stereotypical teenage boy-obsessed girl with a quirky twist. Her takes on everyday life as a teenager are filled with strange perceptions and leave one gasping for air with laughter.

Thirteen-year-old Tina Belcher is one of the main characters of the "Bob's Burgers" animated series. While she is partially a love-obsessed teenager, Belcher transcends her hormonal makeup with her original way of viewing the world and how she expresses it.

Much of what she says leaves the audience laughing not only at her partially typical teenage responses but instead at the absurd way she approaches them.

Read the 34 Tina Belcher quotes below that reveal her exciting perspective on life, some of which will uplift you, demonstrate how she handles relationships, and invite you into her complex yet giggle-worthy inner world.

An Image of Tina Belcher and other characters from “Bob’s Burgers” with her quote: “I am a smart, strong, sensual woman.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

Tina Belcher Quotes to Uplift You

“Time for the charm bomb to explode.” — Tina Belcher

“I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.” — Tina Belcher

“I am a smart, strong, sensual woman.” — Tina Belcher

"Let's make this kitty purr." — Tina Belcher

“Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.” — Tina Belcher

An Image of Tina Belcher and other characters from “Bob’s Burgers” with her quote: “I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They’re dangerous, but I love their swagger.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“I’m gonna write the most…graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever.” — Tina Belcher

“If you wanna dazzle, you gotta take razzles… that’s a dazzling way to say ‘risks.'” — Tina Belcher

Tina Belcher Quotes Related to Relationships

“Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs.” — Tina Belcher

“Here’s a bunch of numbers that may look random, but they’re my phone number.” — Tina Belcher

An Image of Tina Belcher and Louise from “Bob’s Burgers” with Belcher’s quote: “Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They’re dangerous, but I love their swagger.” — Tina Belcher

“Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?” — Tina Belcher

“The hand wants what the hand wants, I can’t tell where your back ends and your butt begins.” — Tina Belcher

“We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.” — Tina Belcher

An Image of Tina Belcher and other characters from “Bob’s Burgers’s with her quote: “Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship.” — Tina Belcher

“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.” — Tina Belcher

“If he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, I’m going for that.” — Tina Belcher

“You don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.” — Tina Belcher

"I brought my own horse. his name is Jericho, and I don't know if you can tell, but he's imaginary." — Tina Belcher

An Image of Tina Belcher and other characters from “Bob’s Burgers’s with her quote: “I’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Oh, it’s okay; I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.” — Tina Belcher

Tina Belcher Quotes That Reveal Her Inner World

“I’m no hero...” — Tina Belcher

“Hahahahahahahahaha…that’s was my evil laugh…and I have something caught in my throat.” — Tina Belcher

“Dear Lord Santa, this year please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in a casual setting.” — Tina Belcher

An Image of Tina Belcher with Louise, with Belcher’s quote: “If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor dying.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in.” — Tina Belcher

"I want a dry-erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately." — Tina Belcher

“Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know where bagels go.” — Tina Belcher

“If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor dying.” — Tina Belcher

“My heart, my heart.” — Tina Belcher

An Image of Tina Belcher with Louise, with Belcher’s quote: "If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses." | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“It’s a man cave. And Tina’s going spelunking.” — Tina Belcher

“If we see any mermaids, I’m gonna ask them where their margins are.” — Tina Belcher

"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses." — Tina Belcher

"I wear glasses, not hearing aids." — Tina Belcher

An Image of Tina Belcher with Louise, with Belcher’s quote: “...please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in a casual setting.” | Source: Facebook.com/BobsBurgers

Belcher's quotes are positive, funny, and nuanced, with a sprinkle of cliche teenage perspectives and a dash of absurd views and existentialism.

What this character teaches us is that we don't have to fit into a box, and we can play with different stereotypes. You can be a hyper-intelligent teenager and still love boys, you can wear ripped jeans and dark eyeliner while listening to Ariana Grande, and you can enjoy action movies while watching romantic comedies starring Julia Roberts.

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