60 'Phineas and Ferb' Quotes to Inspire Your Own Colossal Summer Project

Phineus and Ferb are stepbrothers in a series of the same name. As they are on summer vacation, they intend to make the best of it, and their quotes prove just how much they are determined. Here are 60 Phineus and Ferb quotes that reveal their summer plans.

"Phineus and Ferb" is an animated show following two stepbrothers, Phineus and Ferb, who spend their summer vacation creating mind-boggling inventions daily. Their creations are so unique that they cannot be applied in real life.

Because kids widely watch the show, it explores adventures that can broaden their imaginations. This makes them believe they can achieve the same things, too, and it's apparent in the dialogue. Here are 60 Phineus and Ferb quotes that showcase their summer plans.

Phineas Flynn's quote: "So, Ferb, what do you wanna do tomorrow? There's a world of possibilities. Maybe we should make a list!" | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

Phineas and Ferb Quotes about Their Projects

"Phineas: Behold! The state-of-the-matter transfer device!" — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!" — Phineas Flynn

"Phineas: Rhode Island Fletcher, I know what we're gonna dig up today!"

"Phineas: It's Candace's birthday. We gotta do something better than last year." [cuts to gorilla jumping out of the cake as Candace runs away screaming]

'"Phineas: Grandpa Fletcher, we should have a medieval tournament like the knights did in days of yore! We can have jousting, a catapult, and not bathe.

Grandpa Reg: Way ahead of you on the not bathing." — "Phineas and Ferb"

Candace Gertrude's quote: "Mom Mom, look what Phineas and Ferb are doing." | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

[Phineas and Ferb pull a frozen caveman in the family garage on a toy wagon]

"Phineas: This'll be fantastic. Think of all the practical applications a caveman can have in the modern world. [pauses] Actually, you know, besides politics I can't think of anything." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"So, Ferb, what do you wanna do tomorrow? There’s a world of possibilities. Maybe we should make a list!" — Phineas Flynn

"Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, my brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extricate ourselves from THIS, the most complicated trap ever devised by man or child, a computer-controlled tower so fiendishly clever that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane!" — "Phineas and Ferb"

"You’ve got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!" — Candace Gertrude Flynn

Linda Flynn-Fletcher: "It seems like we’ve had this conversation before."

Candace Gertrude Flynn: "What do you mean?"

Linda Flynn-Fletcher: "I seem to recall you telling me that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles. And when I came home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys." — "Phineas and Ferb"

Candace Gertrude's quote: "You guys are so busted." | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

"So what is it you wanted to show me?" — Linda Flynn-Fletcher

"Phineas: Now, let's see... The Hall of Mirrors obviously goes in the hall, but where should we put the liquid nitrogen room."

Phineas Flynn: "We’ll build the best dang car wash in the whole dang world. Dang it. I…I can’t really pull that off, can I?"

Ferb Fletcher: "You're not very street."

Phineas Flynn: "Yeah."

"Phineas: [with Ferb searching the movie theater basement] Who knew looking for mummies would be so much fun?" — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" — Candace Gertrude

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's quote: "When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!" | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

"Isabella: Why on earth would you build a hot tub on this thing?

Phineas: I'd like to think the real question is - why WOULDN'T we?"

"Phineas: We're dressed like people did in the '50s, y'know, when people dressed like a sitcom from the '70s." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Mom Mom, look what Phineas and Ferb are doing." — Candace Gertrude

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's quote: "Ah Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I mean completely expected!" | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

Phineas and Ferb Quotes from Ferb Himself

"Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we’ll give up on fruitless searches after a mere 11 minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We shall not cease ’till he is found!" — Ferb Fletcher

"Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: “Your name is Ferb?”

Ferb Fletcher: "Well, it’s short for… oh, here it is." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Phineas: By the way, does anyone else find it weird that we were saved by an anthropomorphic platypus?

Ferb: The world holds many mysteries, but what seems strange to one may be commonplace to another. The fez was weird, though. I mean, we're not in Egypt."

Phineas Flynn: "Yeah, we’re inside Candace’s stomach."

Ferb Fletcher: "That's creepy on so many levels."

Phineas Flynn: "She's on her date with Jeremy. That means we’re on a date with Jeremy."

Ferb Fletcher: "Again, creepy on so many levels." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Buford: Prepare to feel the wrath of Buford!

Isabella: Don't bring that smack-talk around here. This is my house!

Phineas: Technically, it's our garage.

Ferb: [quietly] She's on a roll."

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz' quote: "It's no use, it's no use, we are doomed! You did it! You saved us, Perry the...curse you, Perry the Platypus!" | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

Phineas Flynn: "I like to keep moving forward."

Ferb Fletcher: "Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they’ll drown."

Buford van Stomm: "You callin’ me a shark?"

Phineas Flynn: "Ferb!"

Ferb Fletcher: "Well, he was all up in my face." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Candace: Phineas, where's this rescue party of yours?

Phineas: Come to think of it, I may have misspelled "time machine" in the plans.

[pause]

Ferb: Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Phineas: The watermelon shrank?

Ferb: Well, either that or everything else in the entire universe just got bigger."

Grandpa Flynn: "Still a man of few words, I see."

Ferb Fletcher: "Well, actually, I..."

Grandpa Flynn: "So, where’s your sister?" — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Ferb: "Auld Lang Syne" literally means "old long ago," but I'd rather think of New Year's as an unspoiled universe."

Candace Gertrude's quote: "Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: "Maybe you can teach Perry some tricks."

Phineas Flynn: "Well, he is a platypus. They don’t do much."

Ferb Fletcher: "They're the only mammals to lay eggs."

Phineas Flynn: "Maybe he'll lay an egg." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"While ice cream is made from dairy products and turned vigorously with air, sorbet is made entirely out of fancy people." — Ferb Fletcher

"'Candace: Phineas! I thought you were stampeded!

Phineas: We were! But it didn't hurt. They were big, but they were still fluffy.

Ferb: It's like being run over by cotton candy, but less sticky."

Phineas Flynn: "I bet everyone we know saw it. Enjoy it while it lasts, Candace. Fame is fleeting."

Ferb Fletcher: "But the internet is forever." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Dad: Goodbye, boys! Have a great day! I'm off to work.

Phineas: Goodbye, Dad. Have fun buying from auctions and private sales, performing minor refurbishments to the purchased items, marking up the price and then selling them to your customers.

Ferb:[to the camera] Our dad sells antiques."

Ferb Fletcher's quote: "While ice cream is made from dairy products and turned vigorously with air, sorbet is made entirely out of fancy people." | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

Phineas Flynn: "Looks like Candace and Stacy did some shopping."

Ferb Fletcher: "I’ll never understand fashion."

Phineas Flynn: "Ferb, you’re usually so focused. How’d you get those plans confused? Hey Ferb, snap out of it. What happened back there?"

Ferb Fletcher: "I was weak." — "Phineas and Ferb"

Candace Gertrude's quote: "You guys are so busted." | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

Phineas and Ferb Quotes Filled with Adventures

"You guys are so busted." — Candace Gertrude Flynn

"Waiter: Well, gentlemen, what's your fancy?

Phineas: Wealth, fame, glory, money, and the preservation of semi-mystical historical treasures - but we'll settle for hot fudge sundaes."'

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: "Does your stepbrother ever talk?"

Phineas Flynn: "Ferb? He’s more of a man of action." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Well, a brother is a brother. But I couldn’t have asked for a better one than Ferb. You know what I mean?" — Phineas Flynn

"Major Monogram: Ahh, Agent P. Sorry about the tight fit but they're on the metric system." — "Phineas and Ferb"

Phineas Flynn's quote: "Well, a brother is a brother. But I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb. You know what I mean?" | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

"Candace: [talking on her phone about England] Man, Stacey. Everything here is so old, wet, and small." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Mom: Oh, laundry. Sometimes I feel like our first president because I'm "washing... a ton." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!" — Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"Norm: Attention Danville, while your nervous scurrying is gratifying, I must inform you that you have one minute to... surrender." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Phineas: It's Christmas, Candace.

Candace: It's the middle of summer.

Phineas: Well, no sense waiting till the last minute." — "Phineas and Ferb"

Candace Gertrude's quote: "You've got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!"| Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

Various Adults: "Aren't you a little too young to..?"

Phineas Flynn: "Yes. Yes, we are." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Phineas: Just dump it right there like a caged guy in a squirrel costume. What? I stand my that metaphor."

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: "Hey Phineas."

Phineas Flynn: "Hey Isabella."

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: "Watcha doin’?" — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, your dragon robot is no match for my Queen Elizabeth the first... robot. Do you want to switch? Come on, be a sport!" — "Phineas and Ferb"

Linda Flynn Fletcher's quote: "So what is it you wanted to show me?" | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

"Ah Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I mean completely expected!" — Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"Norm: Denizens of downtown Danville, pardon me for interrupting. You have two minutes to relinquish your city to me or see it utterly destroyed. Thank you for your cooperation." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry!" — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Grandpa Reg: Here immortalized in bronze is the Black Knight himself and his Hounds of Heck on their final charge to vanquish the dragon." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Phineas: Follow that horde!" — "Phineas and Ferb"

Major Monogram's quote: "Ahh, Agent P. Sorry about the tight fit but they're on the metric system." | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

"Phineas:[after reciting an incantation and the mummy deflates] There's nothing down here but fakey promotional lobby junk. For all we know there might not even be such thing as a mummy." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"It’s no use, it’s no use, we are doomed! You did it! You saved us, Perry the… curse you, Perry the Platypus!" — Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

"Phineas: [in his half of the armor] There's something almost disturbing about this." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Grandpa Reg: Legend says that the Black Knight's ghost still haunts these moors, riding in search of the dragon followed by his pack of fierce hounds." — "Phineas and Ferb"

"Phineas: I'm feeling such a mixture of pride and mortal terror." — "Phineas and Ferb"

Phineas Flynn's quote: "I'm feeling such a mixture of pride and mortal terror." | Source: facebook.com/Phineas-and-Ferb

While on an adventure during the summer, Phineus (Vincent Martella) and Ferb (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) also attempt to prevent their nosy sister, Candace (Ashley Tisdale), from interrupting their plans.

She also tends to tell on them, as evident in the quotes, because she keeps calling their mom to make her aware. "Phineus and Ferb" is a renowned show featuring the main villain, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, whom Perry the Platypus tries to hinder his dangerous plans. The show also stars the esteemed actress Goldie Hawn as Peggy McGee.

If you enjoyed reading the fun quotes from this animated show, read more from another fan-favorite animated series, "The Simpsons," on "41 Lisa Simpson Quotes."