26 Funny ‘White Chicks’ Quotes Worth Travelling ‘A Thousand Miles’ to Read
The famous scene in the car where the characters are singing "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton has become the quintessential comedic moment in "White Chicks." However, there are many more giggle-worthy scenes that you can begin exploring by reading these 26 quotes.
In the 2004 comedy "White Chicks," two F.B.I. African American men, Marcus and Kevin Copeland, are assigned to go undercover as a wealthy white woman. This is to find their way into the world of luxury and riches so they can prevent a kidnapping.
Their disguises notwithstanding, these two find it difficult to assimilate into the culture and niceties of high society, which leaves a perfect space for comedy.
Some of the humor in this film can be crass, too dark, or even offensive for some, but if you feel it is your type of comedy, then read these 26 quotes below.
An image of Latrell Spencer with Marcus Copeland’s quote: “I wasn’t asleep, baby, I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.” | Source: Sony Pictures Entertainment
Marcus Copeland Quotes
“Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say ‘Yo quiero Taco Bell.’ Okay?” — Marcus Copeland
“Triple T-K-A! Time To Totally Kick [expletive]!” — Marcus Copeland
“Look, King Kong. Why don’t you take you and your 1980s pick-up lines, climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building, beat on your big old monkey chest, and then jump off? Excuse me.” — Marcus Copeland
“Yo, hold my poodle! Hold my poodle!” — Marcus Copeland
“I wasn’t asleep, baby, I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.” — Marcus Copeland
Marcus Copeland with his quote: “Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say ‘Yo quiero Taco Bell.’ Okay?” | Source: Sony Pictures Entertainment
“Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro.” — Marcus Copeland
"Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.-
Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?-
Tori: The Bald Eagle.
Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.-
Lisa: The Landing Strip.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.” – "White Chicks"
“Oopsie! I had a poopsie!” – Marcus Copeland
“I don’t see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer.” — Marcus Copeland
Kevin Copeland Quotes
An image of one of the Copeland brothers in disguise with Kevin Copeland’s quote: "Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powder!” | Source: Sony Pictures Entertainment
"Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear!" – Kevin Copeland
“What a beautiful chocolate man! Beautiful!” – Kevin Copeland
"Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powder!” – Kevin Copeland
“I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.” – Kevin Copeland
"Kevin Copeland: I'm gonna have a BF!
Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she's gonna have a [expletive] fit!"– "White Chicks"
An image of one of the Copeland brothers in disguise with Kevin Copeland’s quote: “I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.” | Source: Sony Pictures Entertainment
"Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter!
Marcus Copeland: “You are in big trouble!
Kevin Copeland: “Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman in America.” – "White Chicks"
“I so could have done that part. She doesn’t even have herpes.” — Lisa
“Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally, look at my huge badonkey. Don’t forget about me. I’m Backfat Betty. Now, who could have said that? Oh, yeah, it’s Tina, the Talking Tummy. I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.” – Lisa
“Somebody, throw Shamu back in the ocean.” – Lisa
More 'White Chicks' Quotes
“Oh the deception. The betrayal.” — Latrell Spencer
Two characters from “White Chicks” with Lisa’s quote: “I so could have done that part. She doesn’t even have herpes.” | Source: Sony Pictures Entertainment
“Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me!” – Russ
“Way to get us sat at the losers’ table. I thought you had it all hooked up.” — Karen
"Tiffany Wilson: And you know, Heather totally hates you because you slept with her boyfriend.
Brittany Wilson: Oh my God! So what? I sleep with everyone’s boyfriend!”– "White Chicks"
Marcus and Kevin Copeland in their undercover disguises with Megan Vandergeld’s quote: “These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny!” | Source: Sony Pictures Entertainment
“It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.” — Megan Vandergeld
“What do you mean ‘broke?’ Like, Martha Stewart broke? Or MC Hammer broke?” – Heather Vandergeld
“Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!” – Heather Vandergeld
“These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny!” – Megan Vandergeld
Two characters from “White Chicks” with Heather Vandergeld’s quote: “Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!” | Source: Sony Pictures Entertainment
"White Chicks" has received praise for its comedy in and of itself but has also walked into contentious issues. Some claim it was ahead of its time, taking on race, woman, and class issues. Others either deny this commentary or disagree with it altogether.
Whatever may be the case, the film is able to unite everyone with a good laugh, using humor as an antidote to all these differences.
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