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An image of Bumper with the quote, "The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords." | Source: Getty Images
An image of Bumper with the quote, "The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords." | Source: Getty Images

29 'Pitch Perfect' Quotes to Remind Us Why the Star-Studded Film Was Such a Hit

Milla Sigaba
Oct 14, 2023
11:00 P.M.
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While "Pitch Perfect" is commonly known for its iconic riff-raffs and epic acapella performances, the film has also produced some of the best quotes and one-liners. Read further for a chuckle from these 29 "Pitch Perfect" quotes.

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"Pitch Perfect" could arguably be one of the most quotable films, as its screenplay was written to leave you in stitches, and its casting leading to an internal conflict about who you like more — fat Amy and her unfiltered charm or Becca and her cute yet too-cool-for-school persona.

The film not only launched Anna Kendrick's musical career with her iconic "Cups" son, but the musical comedy also had all of us hooked with its catchy remixes and loveable cast. Here are 29 quotes from the hit movie.

The Fat Amy quote, "You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

The Fat Amy quote, "You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

Fat Amy Quotes That Prove She Is a Comedic Icon

"Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters." Fat Amy

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"Don't worry, it's just God punishing you 'cause you're a ginger." ― Fat Amy

"I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!" Fat Amy

"You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave." Fat Amy

The Fat Amy quote, "You're the most talented person I know, and I've met three of the wiggles." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

The Fat Amy quote, "You're the most talented person I know, and I've met three of the wiggles." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

"I thought of a new name for, um…this hairstyle. It's called the Orthodox Jew Ponytail. Because it's very reserved at the front…but party in the back." Fat Amy

"I'm an open book. I mean, for God's sake, you guys all call me Fat Amy. See, I guess I'm just not really living if I'm not 100% honest. And my real name is Fat Patricia." ― Fat Amy

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"You're the most talented person I know, and I've met three of the wiggles." ― Fat Amy

The Jessse quote, "You're one of those acappella girls, I'm one of those acappella boys, and we're going to have aca-children. It's inevitable." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

The Jessse quote, "You're one of those acappella girls, I'm one of those acappella boys, and we're going to have aca-children. It's inevitable." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

Becca and Jesse's Quotes to Make You Believe in Love Again

"You're one of those acappella girls, I'm one of those acappella boys, and we're going to have aca-children. It's inevitable." ―Jesse

"Jesse: I told you, endings are the best part.

Beca: You're such a weirdo." ― "Pitch Perfect"

20. "Aubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse."

Beca: A what?

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Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting.

Beca: Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me." ― "Pitch Perfect"

"Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet."

"Jesse: Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.

Beca: What? You have juice pouches and Rocky." ― "Pitch Perfect"

"Jesse: So, what's your deal? Are you one of those girls who's all dark and mysterious? Then, she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike, and you realize that you know, she was beautiful the whole time?

Beca: I don't wear glasses.

Jesse: Then you're halfway there." ― "Pitch Perfect

The Jesse quote, "No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

The Jesse quote, "No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

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More 'Pitch Perfect' Quotes

"You are probably the most disgusting human being I've ever seen." Bumper

"All my teeth come from different people." ― Lilly

"If you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any social issue or confused sexuality, you have come to the wrong place. There is none of that here. That's high school. [...] Now, don't just bring it, sing it, and let's do this." ― Tommy

"I set fires to feel joy." ― Lilly

"Gail: Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?"

John: Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate." ― "Pitch Perfect"

"No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry."― Jesse

"This ginger needs her jiggle juice!"―Chloe

"That oath was serious?"—Beca"Dixie Chicks serious!" Aubrey

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The Aubrey quote,  "Aca-scuse me?" | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

The Aubrey quote, "Aca-scuse me?" | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

"Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy." ― Gail

"Aca-scuse me?" ― Aubrey

"This song is like an elephant dart to the public's face." ― John

"This ginger needs her jiggle juice!" ― Chloe

"And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a 'Treblemaker,' or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves." ―Aubrey

"The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords." Bumper

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"I sleep upside down like a bat." ― Lilly

"Even your sweat smells like cinnamon!" ― Beca

The Aubrey quote, "And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a 'Treblemaker,' or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves." |  Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

The Aubrey quote, "And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a 'Treblemaker,' or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves." | Source: youtube.com/PitchPerfect

"Pitch Perfect" skillfully walks the line between humorous and dramatic, which ultimately led to its success. The film follows a college freshman — played by Anna Kendrick — who reluctantly joins an all-girls acapella group.

However, with her musical flair and beautiful voice, Kendrick's character's character instills a freshness into the musical group's repertoire, leading them to a title and simultaneously destroying any competition in their wake.

"Pitch Perfect" was a star-studded film, with the cast including Adam DeVine, Rebel Wilson, and more. If you enjoyed these quotes, then check out these 31 Drag Race Quotes: Sassy and Fabulous One-Liners from RuPaul's Beloved Show.

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