23 'Clerks' Quotes: Funny Iconic Lines That Made Us Laugh

"Clerks" is one of the few films that have become a fan favorite for its loveable cast and quotable lines, making it a memorable cult classic. Here are 23 of the black-and-white movie's best quotes.

In 1994, the world was introduced to Dante Hicks and Randal Graves, two store clerks with full-time jobs. Although a film about their lives behind the counter was initially thought to be mundane, "Clerks" proved to be one for the books.

Not only did the movie put director Kevin Smith on the map, but it became beloved for its quirky dialogue. Kevin Smith's impressive writing has produced some iconic lines that pack a bunch with a comedic touch when it comes to lessons on life and more. Continue reading for 23 of the film's funniest and most memorable quotes.

Dante Hicks' quote, "That's what high school was about: algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity." | Source: Facebook/ClerksMovie

Humorous "Clerks" Quotes

"That's what high school was about: algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity." – Dante Hicks

"Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?" – A customer

"All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets." – Dante Hicks

"You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." – Silent Bob

"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?" – Randal Graves

Dante Hicks' quote, "You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!" | Source: Facebook/ClerksMovie

"Everybody who comes in here is way too uptight. This job would be great if it wasn't for the [...] customers." – Randal Graves

"You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!" – Dante Hicks

"What kind of convenience store do you run here?" – A coroner

"Which did you like better, Jedi or 'The Empire Strikes Back'?" – Randal Graves

"You're closed." – Randal Graves

Dante Hicks' quote, ""I'm 37?!?!" | Source: Facebook/ClerksMovie

"Randal: What's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem?

Dante: This life." – "Clerks"

"Hey, Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill you. Nothing personal." – Randal Graves

"Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?

Randal Graves: Annoying customer." – "Clerks"

"I'm 37?!?!" – Dante Hick

Randal Graves' quote, "I like to think that I am a master of my own destiny." | Source: Facebook/ClerksMovie

Other Memorable 'Clerks' Quotes with Meaningful Life Lessons

"I like to think that I am a master of my own destiny." – Randal Graves

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys." – Caged Animal Masturbator

"I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs." – Randal Graves

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule." – Randal Graves

"I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings." – Dante Hicks

"Well, if your job was as meaningless as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy?" – Caged Animal Masturbator

Dante Hicks' quote, "A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go." | Source: Facebook/ClerksMovie

"If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior." – Randal Graves

"We like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper or, God forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so [...] advanced, what are we doing working here?" – Randal Graves

Randal Graves' quote, "If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior." | Source: Facebook/ClerksMovie

"Clerks" is filled with quirky back-and-forth dialogue, and its refreshing take on life in New Jersey in the 1990s made it a hit at Sundance. Kevin Smith took a gamble when he made this film and proved it didn't need much to be a hit.

It's mainly centered around a convenience store; however, the characters' personalities and hilarious exchanges are what make the movie. "Clerks" was Kevin Smith's directorial debut, and the rest became history. For more quotes, here are 26 Funny 'White Chicks' Quotes Worth Travelling 'A Thousand Miles.'