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These 60 SpongeBob Quotes Wittily Caption Life

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By Karabo Baloyi
May 12, 2022
09:35 A.M.

If you're an adult who grew up watching "SpongeBob SquarePants," you will love these 60 quotes from the iconic animation that perfectly capture the humor in everyday adult lives. 

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"SpongeBob SquarePants" was an iconic animation television show many Millenials loved and enjoyed while growing up. The show featured many funny skits about the sponge-shaped main character, SpongeBob, and his best friend, Patrick Star. 

SpongeBob's unending optimism would probably annoy jaded adults today. But for many, Spongebob's ability to see the good in every situation is endearing. 

Surprisingly, "SpongeBob SquarePants" also contained many nuggets of wisdom that children watching would probably miss. If you grew up watching this hilarious animation, these 60 quotes from the show might sound familiar. 

Plankton's quote: "Goodbye everybody, I'll remember you in therapy!" | Image: AmoDays

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"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." — Plankton

"If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true!" — SpongeBob SquarePants

"Knowledge cannot replace friendship." — Patrick Star

"Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." — Patrick Star

"You'll never get what you want if you always let people step on you." — Plankton

SpongeBob SquarePants's quote: "If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true!" | Image: AmoDays

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"Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly." — SpongeBob SquarePants

"Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't 'get' jazz." — Patrick Star

"See, no one says 'cool' anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in 'That nose job is so coral.'" — Pearl Krabs

 "Good people don't rip other people's arms off." — SpongeBob SquarePants

"Home is where you're surrounded by other critters that care about you." — Sandy Cheeks

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Patrick Star's quote: "Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz." | Image: AmoDays

"You never really know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory." — SpongeBob SquarePants

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"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!" — SpongeBob SquarePants

"'F' is for friends who do stuff together! 'U' is for you and me. 'N' is for anywhere and anytime at all." — SpongeBob SquarePants

"We don't need television—not as long as we have our imagination." — SpongeBob SquarePants

"After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along." — Squidward

Pearl Krabs's quote: “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’" | Image: AmoDays

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"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today." — Squidward

"Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions." — SpongeBob SquarePants

"What's better than serving up smiles?" — SpongeBob  SquarePants

"A five-letter word for happiness…money." — Mr. Krabs

"You see Squidward! Slide whistling can add a little zest to the humdrum of everyday life!"  — SpongeBob  SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants's quote: “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” | Image: AmoDays

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"I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!"  Patrick Star

 "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."  Patrick Star

"I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors!”  SpongeBob SquarePants

 "Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face."  SpongeBob SquarePants

"Wake me up when I care." — Squidward

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Patrick Star's Quote: "I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!" | Source: AmoDays

"It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever." — Squidward

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" — Patrick Star

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"I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes."  SpongeBob SquarePants

"This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness."   SpongeBob SquarePants

 "If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humor!" — Lord Royal Highness

Squidward's quote: "It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever." | Source: AmoDays

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"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." — Mr. Krabs

"I order the food; you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die." — Squidward

"And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple."  SpongeBob SquarePants

"We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!" — Patrick Star

"Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!" — Patrick Star

Mr. Krabs's quote: "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." | Source: AmoDays

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"Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!"  Mr. Krabs

"Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here." — Squidward

 "I've waited years for this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can't do it!" — Patrick Star

"Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home."   SpongeBob SquarePants

"Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!" — Plankton

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Mr. Krabs's quote: "Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!" | Source: AmoDays

"Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me." — Patrick Star

 "Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material."   SpongeBob SquarePants

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"Moss always points to civilization."   SpongeBob SquarePants

 "No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change."  SpongeBob SquarePants

"Hello, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises."  SpongeBob SquarePants

Patrick Star's quote: "Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me." | Source: AmoDays

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"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"  SpongeBob SquarePants

"Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."   SpongeBob SquarePants

"It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!"   SpongeBob SquarePants

"Hey, if I close my eyes, it doesn't seem so dark."   SpongeBob SquarePants

"It's not always what you say that matters; sometimes it's what you don't say."  Mr. Krabs

SpongeBob SquarePants's quote: "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" | Source: AmoDays

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"You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one."  Patrick Star

"Can you give SpongeBob his brain back? I had to borrow it for the week."  Patrick Star

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."  Patrick Star

"Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!"  SpongeBob SquarePants

"Can I have everybody's attention?… I have to use the bathroom."  Patrick

Patrick Star's quote: "You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one." | Source: AmoDays

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"I'm ugly, and I'm proud."  SpongeBob SquarePants

"That's it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!"  Plankton

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!"  SpongeBob SquarePants

"SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours!"  Squidward

"Well, first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom anthem."  SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants's quote: "I'm ugly, and I'm proud." | Source: AmoDays

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After reading these funny quotes that perfectly sum up today's typical adult life, you may want to rewatch the iconic sponge with your younger loved ones. They'll undoubtedly enjoy the shenanigans that the residents of Bikini Bottom get into. And you might walk away with a few apt descriptions of your daily life.

Finally, if you enjoyed these quotes, you might like this equally funny compilation from the "Minions."

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