22 Mighty Ducks Quotes: Rediscovering One’s Home on the Ice

Gordon Bombay has found himself in the worst situation he could imagine; working with children. Find out more about his journey by reading these 22 quotes below.

"The Mighty Ducks" is a film franchise of three movies that came out in the early 1990s. The first film begins with a lawyer serving community service by coaching a children's hockey team.

The first film has only received 6.5 on iMDB but continues to remain popular, grabbing two award nominations in the process. Read the 22 quotes below to find out more about the movie's characters.

A picture of Gordon Bombay with a quote by him : “Now here's the long and the short of it: I hate hockey and I don't like kids.” | Source: youtube.com/disneyplus

Gordon Bombay Quotes

"Don't be careless, but don't be too careful either." — Gordon Bombay

“Yes, sir, Mr. Ducksworth. Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth. Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!” — Gordon Bombay

“Now here's the long and the short of it: I hate hockey, and I don't like kids.” — Gordon Bombay

"You have no idea how low I can stoop." — Gordon Bombay

“Every time you touch the ice, remember that it was Hans who taught us to fly.” — Gordon Bombay

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"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn." — Gordon Bombay

“I hate kids. They're barely human.” — Gordon Bombay

"To think I wasted all these years worrying about what you thought." — Gordon Bombay

More 'Mighty Ducks' Quotes

“Because it’s not worth winning if you can’t win big!” — Coach Jack Reilly

"Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six year, I taught cha how to skate; I taught cha how to score; I taught-cha how to go for the 'W.’ You could've been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not a has-been. You're a never was." — Coach Jack Reilly

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“I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!” — Jesse Hall

"You cannot be afraid to lose.” — Coach Ted Orion

“You guys are not skating like warriors. You look like something else. You look like ducks.” — Coach Ted Orion

“After we beat you, the Warriors die, and the Ducks fly.” — Russ Tyler

“I’ll be a duck.” — Fulton Reed

A picture of Coach Jack Reily with a quote by him : “Because it’s not worth winning if you can’t win big!” | Source: youtube.com/disneyplus

"Are you prepared to lose your job over some kids, some game? " — Mr. Ducksworth

“We either play…or play around.” — Greg Goldberg

“Quack….quack…quack…quack.” — Everybody

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"What's this supposed to be, a pep talk?" — Peter Mark

“I’m sure Uncle Aaron will be very upset to hear we’ve been treated with such disrespect” — Greg Goldberg

"I hate ties. They're like kissing your brother." — Julie

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It turns out that "The Mighty Ducks" were not destined to remain on screen as Disney decided to create a hockey team with the same name.

It was a marketing scheme, but the team has grown past its Disney branding. If you enjoy Disney movies, read these 58 "Bambi" quotes.