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Image of Jane Villanueva with the quote: "Oh my god! I hate you!... I love you so much!" | Source: Facebook.com/cwjanethevirgin
Image of Jane Villanueva with the quote: "Oh my god! I hate you!... I love you so much!" | Source: Facebook.com/cwjanethevirgin

50 Jane the Virgin Quotes — the Story That Conquered Millions of Hearts

Bettina Dizon
Apr 27, 2023
02:00 P.M.
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As Jane Villanueva worked towards her goals, her life turned around when a doctor artificially impregnated her through insemination. As a woman with good morals, she had to make several decisions that would change her life.

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Devout Catholic Jane Villanueva was determined to reach her dreams while searching for the right man. From the beginning, Jane lived with the foundation of her good values and morals. She was ultimately an ideal woman – fun, resourceful, and kind – but she also had flaws.

Her life changed overnight when she became unexpectedly pregnant through artificial insemination. “Jane the Virgin” follows her life with this new challenge, tackling issues such as religion, abortion, sex, and sexuality.

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Rafael: Maybe I shouldn't live here anymore; Jane: Great, you can leave right now. Rafael: Perfect, I'll go stay with Katherine. Jane: Terrific, maybe if you're a good boy, she'll buy you an iPad." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Rafael: Maybe I shouldn't live here anymore; Jane: Great, you can leave right now. Rafael: Perfect, I'll go stay with Katherine. Jane: Terrific, maybe if you're a good boy, she'll buy you an iPad." | Source: Amodays

"Jane the Virgin" Quotes from Dialogues with Rafael

"Rafael: So you're a married virgin...

Jane: I am, yes. A married virgin with a one-year-old son." — "Jane the Virgin"

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"Jane: I'm sorry, I'm judge-y. You should know that about me. You may end up having a really judge-y kid.

Rafael: Okay, so, what does judge-y sound like so that I can be prepared?

Jane: You told me you don't want to be anything like your dad, which is easy enough to say, but actions are what count. So what are you doing about it?

Rafael: I hope the baby's judge-y. " — "Jane the Virgin"

"Rafael: What if Mateo really has an issue?

Jane: We don't know that he does.

Rafael: But what if he does?

Jane: Then we'll deal with it.

Rafael: I know. But you just want your kid to have a normal life. Whatever that means.

Jane: It will be. His normal. Look, here's what I know. Mateo is the same amazing kid today as he was yesterday. And now, it's just up to us to figure out how we can support that kid we both love so much as best we can. And we will because no matter what, we're in this together. And I'm sorry, like I acted like we weren't.

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Rafael: You are forgiven. And thank you." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Rafael: I think there's something going on.

Narrator: Yes! Finally!

Jane: Like what?

Rafael: She's not herself.

Narrator: Warmer.

Rafael: Look, I think Scott's blackmailing her.

Narrator: Are you serious?

Jane: Are you serious?

Rafael: Well, it happened with Milos.

Narrator: Colder! Colder!

Jane: I mean, I'm having dinner with them tonight. I'll suss out the vibe.

Narrator: Yeah, whatever. I'm not gonna get my hopes up." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Rafael: Please, I don't have anyone else on my side. You have your mom, and your grandma, and your dad. I used to have Luisa but not anymore. I know what it's like to feel abandoned, and through it all, Petra has been a constant in my life, for better or worse. I really want her by my side for this.

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Jane: Ugh, okay, fine.

Petra; So, it's settled. I'll be Rafael's best man." — "Jane the Virgin"

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" “Rafael: I already told you if I disagreed, I'm gonna push back ; Jane: Yeah, but I was hoping like once a year." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" “Rafael: I already told you if I disagreed, I'm gonna push back ; Jane: Yeah, but I was hoping like once a year." | Source: Amodays

"Rafael: Maybe I shouldn't live here anymore.

Jane: Great, you can leave right now.

Rafael: Perfect, I'll go stay with Katherine.

Jane: Terrific; maybe if you're a good boy, she'll buy you an iPad." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Rafael: I don't know. Maybe it was what you said, that denying doesn't change it.

Jane: What is it?

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Rafael: I was getting the papers ready, but don't rent the apartment.

Jane: What? Why?

Rafael: Because I realized that there was one dealbreaker with Julie that I couldn't get past. It's love. She's not you, Jane. I love you. I've tried to stop, but I can't. And I don't want to." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Rafael: I already told you if I disagreed, I'm gonna push back.

Jane: Yeah, but I was hoping like once a year." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: You're stuck. At work, you're basically Petra's b**ch, and I say that with full respect for Petra. You know you're not going to turn back into greedy, shady, amoral Rafael just because you care about The Marbella.

Rafael: Greedy, shady, amoral, Rafael?

Jane: Paraphrasing." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: Why are u acting so weird?

Rafael: That's what I wanted to tell you. I think Petra has feelings for you.

Jane: What?

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Rafael: Romantic ones. I overheard her saying she wanted to ask you out even though she knows it's complicated. She wants to speak her truth." — "Jane the Virgin"

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Jane: Would you ever consider having more kids? ; Rafael: I have three." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Jane: Would you ever consider having more kids? ; Rafael: I have three." | Source: Amodays

"Rafael: Do you still love him?

Jane: I don't know.

Rafael: That feels like an answer. You know, I got my memories back too, Jane. You know what I remember? Waiting for you to pick Michael almost killed me. I need you to leave.

Jane: Permanently?

Rafael: I don't know.

Narrator: And friends, that too felt like an answer." — "Jane the Virgin"

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"Jane: I don't know what I was thinking. I can't stand there and read a book about Michael in front of a bunch of strangers. I thought I could. Or maybe that I should. But I can't. Rafael, I can't do it. It just feels like...like...

Rafael: You're giving a piece of him away." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: So, what I was trying to say is that I rescheduled the movers for later today. Because I want to move in with you now. Not in a few weeks, not when things settle down because things never seem to settle down. And I also wanted to say thank you. Because when I think about what you did bringing Michael back, and how selfless that is, and how selfless you have been throughout this and every day for the past four years, I love you, Rafael, and I know it feels like everything's changed, but it didn't. Not that.

Rafael: We are going to get through this.

Jane: We are.

Narrator: Which, of course, was the story they were telling themselves." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: Would you ever consider having more kids?

Rafael: I have three." — "Jane the Virgin"

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"Rafael: Look, I told your grandma it was the greatest kiss of my life.

Jane: You spoke to my Abuela about this?

Rafael: She's my friend. I like her.

Jane: Well then, maybe you should kiss her!" — "Jane the Virgin"

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Michael: So, that's all the matters, right? This super religious carnival with power ballads, who cares? At the end of the day, it's just you and me, right? ; Jane: And a food truck. ; Michael: Hey, I can live without the [...]" | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Michael: So, that's all the matters, right? This super religious carnival with power ballads, who cares? At the end of the day, it's just you and me, right? ; Jane: And a food truck. ; Michael: Hey, I can live without the [...]" | Source: Amodays

"Jane the Virgin" Quotes from Dialogues with Michael

"Jane: That he's like... hitting on her in front of me.

Michael: I mean, not really. She's definitely his type.

Jane: What does that mean?

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Michael: Hot... like you.

Jane: You think she's hot?

Michael: I think you're hot.

Narrator: Turn it around, man.

Michael: Why are you acting all jealous?

Jane: I'm not jealous.

Michael: You love her. You think she's great. So what if he does too?

Jane: If he does, too, that's great.

Michael: Great.

Jane: Great." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.

Michael: I'm not defensive.

Jane: …I love you because you're my best friend, and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you." — "Jane the Virgin"

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"Jane: It's not my fault that they shut down the highway.

Michael: I never said it was.

Jane: Then would you stop giving me dirty looks?

Michael: This is not dirty looks. This is just my swollen, puffy, melting, Mickey Rourke face." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Michael: So, that's all that matters, right? This super religious carnival with power ballads, who cares? At the end of the day, it's just you and me, right?

Jane: And a food truck.

Michael: Hey, I can live without the food truck, but I cannot live without you." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: Catalina makes me feel a little boring. Okay? She lives this exciting and glamorous life, and she isn't afraid to break the rules.

Michael: I know.

Jane: What?

Michael: That's exactly what I was afraid of. She's making you not like your life. Suddenly, you feel like you are married to some boring guy, and we're just married boring people. Well, guess what? I'm not boring." — "Jane the Virgin"

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Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Michael: I'm a car guy. Jane: What's your favorite car? ; Michael: The Delorean... Okay, I'm not a car guy." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Michael: I'm a car guy. Jane: What's your favorite car? ; Michael: The Delorean... Okay, I'm not a car guy." | Source: Amodays

"Jane: You're okay. You're really okay.

Michael: Wait, who are you?

Narrator: No, not amnesia!

Michael: I'm just kidding.

Jane: Oh my god! Oh my god! I hate you! I love you! I love you! I love you so much!" — "Jane the Virgin"

"Rafael: He has amnesia.

Jane: What?

Michael: Amnesia.

Jane: What?

Michael: Like no memory.

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Jane: You don't remember me?

Michael: No, ma'am. Jane." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Michael: We had something. That kiss was magic.

Narrator: There's that word again.

[...]

Michael: Let me kiss you again…

Jane: Why won't you give up?

Michael: Because I'm a fighter. You should know that about me. I'm a fighter." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Michael: I'm a car guy.

Jane: What's your favorite car?

Michael: The Delorean... Okay, I'm not a car guy." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: I just want to stay up here with you. I don't want to go back down.

Michael: Me too." — "Jane the Virgin"

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Xiomara: Don't just discount him because he seems like a frat guy; Jane: I know, you're right; Narrator: Oh sure, now that a woman said it you hear it. I swear, now I'm seeing her gender bias everywhere." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Xiomara: Don't just discount him because he seems like a frat guy; Jane: I know, you're right; Narrator: Oh sure, now that a woman said it you hear it. I swear, now I'm seeing her gender bias everywhere." | Source: Amodays

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"Jane: Michael?

Michael: Hi Jane.

Jane: You remembered?

*Michael nodding*

Jane: Then why were you gonna leave?

Michael: I just should. I only got off the bus cause I saw you almost get run over, and I decided I probably shouldn't end things that way.

Jane: I don't understand.

Michael: It's been four years, Jane. You have a life." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane the Virgin" Quotes from Dialogues with Xiomara, Mateo, Petra, and Other

"Xiomara: Don't just discount him because he seems like a frat guy.

Jane: I know, you're right.

Narrator: Oh sure, now that a woman said it, you hear it. I swear, now I'm seeing her gender bias everywhere." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: You get what you put out, and I guess I've just been projecting this kind of Miss Havisham vibe out into the world ever since... you know.

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Xiomara: Well, I don't know who that is, but if you mean, "Hands off, I've got cobwebs down there," then yeah, that's the vibe you've been throwing." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: It's fine. I don't like surprises, remember? This is good. I can get a manicure, be Instagram-ready.

Xiomara: Wait, does that mean you're saying 'yes'?

Jane: I love him so much. He is my future; who else could it be?" — "Jane the Virgin"

"Narrator: And friends, all I can say is...

Jane: This might sound crazy, but I don't think that's Petra.

Narrator: It's about damn time." — "Jane the Virgin"

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Jane: I tried to use Fabian for his horses, and now he’s taking it out on dad; Narrator: A tale as old as time." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Jane: I tried to use Fabian for his horses, and now he’s taking it out on dad; Narrator: A tale as old as time." | Source: Amodays

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"Jane: The kids can see democracy in action. This time free from Russian intervention.

Narrator: Ugh, don't remind me" — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: I tried to use Fabian for his horses, and now he's taking it out on Dad.

Narrator: A tale as old as time." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: Oh, you must be the other Jane.

Narrator: Other Jane? Whose story do you think this is?" — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: I don't believe in destiny.

Narrator: She will before the night is over." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Mateo: Why do some people not want Bisa in this country?

Jane: Well, that's actually a really good question and a really hard question because this country was founded by people who came from all over, like your great-grandma. Because they dreamed of a better life with more opportunities. But some people... well, they can't see that, and that's just a stinky old fact.

Mateo: That is stinky." — "Jane the Virgin"

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Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Petra: So you're telling me you're 100% over Rafael? ; Jane: Well 100% is a big number, but I don't want to be with him and he doesn't want to be with me. Petra, he wants to be with you." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Petra: So you're telling me you're 100% over Rafael? ; Jane: Well 100% is a big number, but I don't want to be with him and he doesn't want to be with me. Petra, he wants to be with you." | Source: Amodays

"Jane: Maybe we should go out tonight. Meet people. See what's out there.

Petra: Sounds terrible.

Jane: It really does. I'm not a big fan of wearing pants after 9 p.m." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Petra: So you're telling me you're 100% over Rafael?

Jane: Well, 100% is a big number, but I don't want to be with him, and he doesn't want to be with me. Petra, he wants to be with you." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: And like I said, I love you.

Petra: Well, thank you. I appreciate your explanation.

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Jane: You have to say it back.

Petra: I don't want to.

Jane: Petra…

Petra: Can I say it in Czech?

Jane: No, I want it in English right now.

Petra: Fine. I love you too. Just don't cry in front of J.R. Ever" — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: You know I love you.

Petra: But do you like me?

Petra: Sometimes. " — "Jane the Virgin"

"Petra: You need to leave.

Jane: Why?

Petra: Because I'm upset with you, Jane.

Jane: Clearly, but why?

Petra: Why do you think? Okay, first you abandon me, and now this whole maid of honor thing. I've never been one. Okay? And even though I don't want to wear some poofy mint green dress, I was willing to do it because it's something people do when they have good friends, and you are my only chance.

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Jane: Oh, Petra. " — "Jane the Virgin"

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Alba: I like having him here, we've become 'friends with benefits;' Jane: Abuela, that doesn't mean what you think it does." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Alba: I like having him here, we've become 'friends with benefits;' Jane: Abuela, that doesn't mean what you think it does." | Source: Amodays

"Petra: Why didn't you tell me JR yelled at my girls?

Jane: I didn't think it was my place to get in the middle of someone else's business.

Petra: Since when? That's like your calling card. 1-800-NOSY.

Jane: Excuse me?

Petra: Like the one time you could've actually been useful, you decide to stop meddling." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: We talked about who would take out the trash and when we would have another baby, not what I should do if there was a bullet near his spine. I don't know what the right answer is.

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Alba: There isn't a right answer. Only what Michael would do. And you are his wife. You know him better than anyone." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Alba: I like having him here; we've become "friends with benefits."

Jane: Abuela, that doesn't mean what you think it does." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Alba: Here's how I see it. The fact that you loved Rafael... well, that experience deepened your love for Michael. And when you found your way back to him, it was richer. Because you chose him. So maybe love begets love.

Jane: Yeah, maybe.

Alba: Here's what I do know for sure. Michael would want you to write the best book you could." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: Do you, by any chance, know my father?

Nora: Of course. [looks up to God] Everyone knows him" — "Jane the Virgin"

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Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Rogelio: Michael got his memory back? Did he ask about me? Does he want to see me? Does he still love me? ; Jane: Yes, yes, and yes." | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Rogelio: Michael got his memory back? Did he ask about me? Does he want to see me? Does he still love me? ; Jane: Yes, yes, and yes." | Source: Amodays

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"Jane: Dad, what do you think?

Rogelio: Well, I always thought I was Team Michael, but I do love Rafael as well, so I no longer feel comfortable expressing my opinion.

Jane: Really? This is the moment you choose not to have an opinion?" — "Jane the Virgin"

"Rogelio: Michael got his memory back? Did he ask about me? Does he want to see me? Does he still love me?

Jane: Yes, yes, and yes." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jason: Hi there. It's a beautiful day, and I was hoping you might join me on a picnic.

Jane: What are you doing?

Jason: I'm comin' a-courtin'. See, I got to thinkin' about this whole divorce thing, and I'm not so sure about it anymore. I wanna take you on a date. Make sure the spark is really dead." — "Jane the Virgin"

"Jane: I just want you to know you're a good person. You deserve a good life.

Jason: I know that now. I must have been for someone like you to love me." — "Jane the Virgin"

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"Lina: Okay, why do we always end up on the bathroom floor?

Jane: Oh, I don't know. But I'm glad that we always do." — "Jane the Virgin"

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Jane: Oh, you must be the other Jane; Narrator: Other Jane? Whose story do you think this is?" | Source: Amodays

Jane Villanueva's dialogue in "Jane the Virgin:" "Jane: Oh, you must be the other Jane; Narrator: Other Jane? Whose story do you think this is?" | Source: Amodays

“Jane the Virgin” was inspired by a successful Venezuelan television series and easily became a hit amongst American viewers.

While it tackles similar themes and lessons as other shows, “Jane the Virgin’s” plot is entirely unexpected for a telenovela. It shows the many realities women face as mothers and, for some, as immigrants.

Several other television shows star strong and independent women who have notable quotes, including "The Vampire Diaries," which starred Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, and Ian Somerhalder.

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