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Madison's quote: “Do you have any clothes that don’t come from the Gap?” | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory
Madison's quote: “Do you have any clothes that don’t come from the Gap?” | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

31 Madison Montgomery Quotes from 'American Horror Story'

Roshanak Hannani
May 31, 2023
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"American Horror Story" is an anthology series that spawned some of the most twisted stories from the mind of creator Ryan Murphy, and Emma Roberts played four characters in the show. Madison is one of her most iconic as "Coven" is considered a fan favorite season. Let's remember the best 31 Madison Montgomery quotes.

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Madison also appeared in the "Apocalypse" season, although it's not as popular as her first appearance. As a witch, her power is telekinesis, and she committed several crimes with her ability. However, it's easy to sympathize with her, despite her snarkiness and mean-girl attitude, because many awful things happen to her.

Her ideas, including resurrecting Kyle, weren't always the best, but in a way, they showed her true heart – if misguided and full of rage like many other "American Horror Story" characters. Her decisions led to some serious consequences within the coven, and her rivalry with Zoe eventually became her demise.

Ultimately, she's still one of the reasons why people tuned into another new season of the show to see the same actors in new roles. It was still a success, and these awesome 31 Madison Montgomery quotes are proof.

Madison's quote: "Why wait for some happily ever after when you can have your piece now?" | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

Madison's quote: "Why wait for some happily ever after when you can have your piece now?" | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

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Madison Montgomery Quotes Everyone Can Relate To

"I need a cigarette." — Madison Montgomery

"Why wait for some happily ever after when you can have your piece now?" — Madison Montgomery

"Maybe you forgot I'm not much of a hugger." — Madison Montgomery

"I guess it's back to retail." — Madison Montgomery

“I just love this room, especially the walk-in closet. I need that. And my Warhol Mao would look great... on this wall.” — Madison Montgomery

Madison's quote: “We really don’t need a man to protect us.”  | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

Madison's quote: “We really don’t need a man to protect us.” | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

"We think that pain is the worst feeling. It isn't. How can anything be worse than this eternal silence inside of me?" — Madison Montgomery

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“I am a Millennial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us 'the Global Generation.' We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. Some say it's because we're the first generation where every kid gets a trophy just for showing up. Others think it's because social media allows us to post every time we fart or have a sandwich for all the world to see. But it seems that our one defining trait is a numbness to the world, an indifference to suffering.” — Madison Montgomery

“We really don’t need a man to protect us.” — Madison Montgomery

“I did it for us, I love you. I love you… Please, please!” — Madison Montgomery

“How does putting on this smelly old stuff help us get rid of Fiona?” — Madison Montgomery

Madison's quote: "I'm going back to Hollywood, where people are normal." | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

Madison's quote: "I'm going back to Hollywood, where people are normal." | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

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“Nan: Why can't it be me?

Madison Montgomery: Because you have no style, and your pits smell like fish sticks.” — “American Horror Story: Coven”

Madison Montgomery Quotes You Can’t Help but Laugh At

"Either I'm supreme, or I'm not. And, obviously, I am." — Madison Montgomery

"Have you seen my movies? I have fans everywhere." — Madison Montgomery

"I'm going back to Hollywood, where people are normal." — Madison Montgomery

"For witches, you guys are such squares." — Madison Montgomery

Madison's quote: “Wow. She’s by far the weakest among us and seems to be handling it the best.” | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

Madison's quote: “Wow. She’s by far the weakest among us and seems to be handling it the best.” | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

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"Well, I've always had the curse of being right and knowing more than everyone else, so I guess me knowing I'm in hell is ironic or something." — Madison Montgomery

“Do you have any clothes that don’t come from the Gap?” — Madison Montgomery

“Miss Aryan Sisterhood came between Queenie and her food.” — Madison Montgomery

“Wow. She’s by far the weakest among us and seems to be handling it the best.” — Madison Montgomery

“Don’t forget to rate me five stars. Please.” — Madison Montgomery

Madison's quote: "Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drive this coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone." | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

Madison's quote: "Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drive this coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone." | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

“Hmm. Poor Fifi. As my powers grow, yours fade away. Let me break this down for you - and stop me if I talk too fast. I'm in, you're out. And you can leave this world one of two ways. You can burn at the stake tomorrow, which would be messy and painful, although very entertaining.” — Madison Montgomery

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“Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.

Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.” — “American Horror Story: Coven”

“Cordelia: Careful, girls, it's not a game.

Madison: It's the best game, and we need a break.” — “American Horror Story: Coven”

Madison Montgomery Quotes That Show Enviably Evil She Is

"Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drive this coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone." — Madison Montgomery

"Look, for the sake of peace among roommates, I'm sorry I killed your boy candy, okay? But, given your black widow status, he was living on borrowed time anyways." — Madison Montgomery

Madison's quote: "I don't really have the disposition for motherhood. If my child wasn't cool or good-looking, there's no way I'd love it."  | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

Madison's quote: "I don't really have the disposition for motherhood. If my child wasn't cool or good-looking, there's no way I'd love it." | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

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"Who are you? Huh? You're not even the star of your own hell. You're a nameless day player in my eternal suffering." — Madison Montgomery

"I don't really have the disposition for motherhood. If my child wasn't cool or good-looking, there's no way I'd love it." — Madison Montgomery

Madison's quote: “Are you deaf? I’m the next Supreme. I brought myself back.” | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

Madison's quote: “Are you deaf? I’m the next Supreme. I brought myself back.” | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

"We all know the playbook on this. You killed me, so we burn you at the stake. I'm gonna bring marshmallows and graham crackers to make s'mores." — Madison Montgomery

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“Are you deaf? I’m the next Supreme. I brought myself back.” — Madison Montgomery

“[to Kyle] As for you, Ken doll. Well, putting you together was fun... but taking you apart's gonna be even more fun.” — Madison Montgomery

Madison's quote: "We think that pain is the worst feeling. It isn't. How can anything be worse than this eternal silence inside of me?" | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

Madison's quote: "We think that pain is the worst feeling. It isn't. How can anything be worse than this eternal silence inside of me?" | Source: facebook.com/americanhorrorstory

It may be time to rewatch the entire anthology series once again. Fortunately, all the seasons are available to stream on HULU, and the 12th season, which is based on a book by Danielle Valentine, is expected to start airing in August 2023.

If you can't get enough of Emma Robert, check this out and learn how her parents separated soon after her birth. You can also find out more about her close relationship with A-list aunt Julia Roberts, who is not afraid to show her real face, including wrinkles, to her kids.

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