41 Scott Disick Quotes: Channel The Arrogant KUWTK Lord’s Confidence

Buying a knighthood over the Internet before a trip to England in one of the earlier seasons of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" is just one of the many ways Scott Disick asserted his arrogant, yet goofy, personality in the Kardashian family.

Scott was the long-time boyfriend of the eldest daughter of the reality dynasty, Kourtney Kardashian. The couple, infamous for their explosive fights and make-ups, finally split for good in 2015.

As the father of Koutney's three children, Mason, Penelope, and Reign Disick, he has remained a fixture on the E! network's "KUWTK" and its follow-up on Hulu, "The Kardashians."

When not flipping off his nearest and dearest with his sharp one-liners and quips, he is making a living by revamping homes in his show "Flip It Like Disick."

Scott Disick quote: "I can't take pictures with commoners." | Source: Getty Images

Scott Disick Quotes to Sound like an Arrogant Aristocrat

"I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you, peasants. — Scott Disick

"I'm not gonna go eat at a restaurant like a peasant. — Scott Disick

"I can't take pictures with commoners." — Scott Disick

"Seems like everyone enjoys me being here, but then again, who wouldn't? — Scott Disick

Scott Disick quote: "My arrogance kills people." | Source: Getty Images

"When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me. — Scott Disick

"My arrogance kills people." — Scott Disick

"You know, I've realized that I'm probably just perfect, and it's everybody else around me that's got issues. — Scott Disick

"Do you mind if the Lord sits here? — Scott Disick

Scott Disick quote: "If you think you've got it rough, just take a look at us." | Source: Getty Images

Scott Disick Quotes to Behave like a Rich Lord

"I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice." — Scott Disick

"I've always been into being ultra-rich." — Scott Disick

"It obviously doesn't go with my gold accessories, but if it did, I would always wear it." — Scott Disick

"I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible." — Scott Disick

Scott Disick quote: "Dream big, so even if you don't hit the top, you will make it somewhere decent." | Source: Getty Images

"Most people probably think I'm completely unemployed, and I just walk around, and a camera crew follows me." — Scott Disick

"By no means do I want to be responsible when I'm actually so-called 'working.' " — Scott Disick

"If you think you've got it rough, just take a look at us." — Scott Disick

"All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!" — Scott Disick

Scott Disick quote: "The more I sleep, the less I have to hang out with everyone" | Source: Getty Images

It's a small price to pay to look perfect." — Scott Disick

"Khloe Kardashian: I'm so thankful for Kim Kardashian West because, without her, this family vacay wouldn't have happened.

Scott Disick: Or our careers!" — Scott Disick

"Dream big, so even if you don't hit the top, you will make it somewhere decent." — Scott Disick

Scott Disick Quotes Filled with Humorous Pomposity That You Might Also Want to Appropriate

"Didn't you get married like both times after a couple months?" — Scott Disick

Scott Disick quote: "I love Kim, but she's like the most boring person ever." | Source: Getty Images

"It's tough when you're married that long...a week or two." — Scott Disick

"I love Kim, but she's like the most boring person ever." — Scott Disick

"The more I sleep, the less I have to hang out with everyone" — Scott Disick

"That's right, you want the lips to almost touch your nose." — Scott Disick

Scott Disick quote: "Who doesn't have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka."

"For me personally, it was a great time. I just wish I had popcorn." — Scott Disick

"Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!" — Scott Disick

"Who doesn't have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka." — Scott Disick

"I gotta learn to rap." — Scott Disick

Scott Disick quote: "People who say 'real men don't wear pink' obviously don't know any real men." | Source: Getty Images

"Auntie Kris! It's me! Todd Kraines." — Scott Disick

"People who say 'real men don't wear pink' obviously don't know any real men." — Scott Disick

"I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies." — Scott Disick

"Oh look, it looks like the Kardashian sisters." — Scott Disick

Scott Disick quote: "Once I get out of those doors, it's beast mode." | Source: Getty Images

Scott Disick has been linked to a series of models and entertainers in their twenties, like Bella Thorne, Rebecca Donaldson, and Sofia Richie, who was recently in the headlines for her fabulous wedding with Elliot Grainge.

The TV personality's self-awareness, wacky humor, and genuine love for his family have endured him to viewers of the various Kardashian/Jenner women's reality shows.

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