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A photo of Sheldon with Sheldon's quote: “I needed to get on the shuttle so I could escape this ridiculous planet. Spoiler alert, I’m still here.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS
A photo of Sheldon with Sheldon's quote: “I needed to get on the shuttle so I could escape this ridiculous planet. Spoiler alert, I’m still here.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

39 'Young Sheldon' Quotes Showing Their Personalities

Kudzai Allan Chidamwoyo
Jul 12, 2023
01:00 A.M.
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"Young Sheldon," as the name of the show suggests, is about the early life of one of "The Big Bang Theory's" main characters, Sheldon Cooper, a child prodigy who has trouble fitting in.

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His trouble fitting in stems from his being highly intelligent beyond his age and those around him, including his family consisting of his father (George), mother (Mary) big brother (Georgie), and twin sister (Missy). He has unique intellectual abilities, but that doesn't automatically make him a social guru.

Because of the history behind it, "Young Sheldon" was much anticipated, and it didn't disappoint. Its hilarious takes on intelligence, good looks, family, and so much more brought fans many funny moments and quotes.

Sheldon's quote: “In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Sheldon's quote: “In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Sheldon's Quotes

“Per the student dress and grooming code, this boy’s hair is too long. This boy’s wearing sports attire outside a designated area. And this girl’s blouse is diaphanous, which means I can see her brassiere.” ― Sheldon

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“You want to know what’s really interesting? Aristotle thought that the sound of thunder was due to a collision between two clouds. He believed the clouds were expelling air, in the way a log on a fire crackles.” ― Sheldon

“In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.” ― Sheldon

The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there’s Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we’re talking about smoked brisket.” ― Sheldon

“Science fact: Sisters are the worst.” ― Sheldon

Sheldon's quote: “I’m only nine years old. Most evil doesn’t start till puberty.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Sheldon's quote: “I’m only nine years old. Most evil doesn’t start till puberty.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

“I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.” ― Sheldon

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“Did you know that if gravity were slightly more powerful, the universe would collapse into a ball?” ― Sheldon

“I’m only nine years old. Most evil doesn’t start till puberty.” ― Sheldon

“I can’t see myself living in California. I don’t trust their carefree lifestyle.” ― Sheldon

“I needed to get on the shuttle so I could escape this ridiculous planet. Spoiler alert, I’m still here.” ― Sheldon

Sheldon's quote: “I don’t need a calculator, dad. I am one.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Sheldon's quote: “I don’t need a calculator, dad. I am one.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

“Welcome to the church of Mathology. Today I’d like to talk about prime numbers and why they give us joy.” ― Sheldon

“What I find interesting, is how so many supervillains are scientists. If the world doesn’t respect me, I might change sides.” ― Sheldon

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“I don’t need a calculator, dad. I am one.” ― Sheldon

“How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.” ― Sheldon

“Science is facts, religion is faith. I prefer facts.” ― Sheldon

Mary's quote: “Nothing is wrong with him, now turn back around before I break your neck.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Mary's quote: “Nothing is wrong with him, now turn back around before I break your neck.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

“I've been going to school in a zoo.” ― Sheldon

“That NASA guy treated me like a child, and I intend to prove him wrong.” ― Sheldon

Missy and Mary's 'Young Sheldon' Quotes

“Nothing is wrong with him, now turn back around before I break your neck.” ― Mary

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“Sheldon, faith means believing in something you can’t know for sure is real. And right now, I am struggling with that.” ― Mary

“I don’t need to be good at Math, I have beautiful hair.” ― Missy

Missy's quote: “I can't die. I've only kissed one boy." | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Missy's quote: “I can't die. I've only kissed one boy." | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

“He can hear you. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. Like Santa, but he can send you to hell.” ― Missy

“All I know is, he’s not in the same grade as me anymore. And I’m thrilled.” ― Missy

“I can't die. I've only kissed one boy.” ― Missy

“Sheldon, can you hear me? It’s your twin sister, Missy. Everything’s all right here, but I think Mom misses you real bad. All right, I can’t hear you, so I’m gonna hang up now.” ― Missy

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Meemaw, George and Georgie 'Young Sheldon' Quotes

“You know, I hear you say things like that, and I wonder if maybe I did have a few too many whiskey sours when you were in my belly.” ― Meemaw

Meemaw's quote: "Sheldon, what's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart." | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Meemaw's quote: "Sheldon, what's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart." | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

“Okay. Somebody’s got to teach this kid to swear, it’s embarrassing.” ― Meemaw

“Well, if there is something wrong with him, it ain’t constipation.” ― Meemaw

“Darlin’, there’s no inferring. I’ve seen the boy sitting in the dirt eating his own belly button lint.” ― Meemaw

"Sheldon, what's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart." ― Meemaw

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"As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male model." ― Georgie

Georgie's quote: "I said I was responsible. Never said I was smart.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Georgie's quote: "I said I was responsible. Never said I was smart.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

"What? I'm good looking." ― Georgie

“I think the saddest part about It is just how sad it is.” ― Georgie

''Come on, Mom. It’s not like I’m gonna graduate Val-Dictator-Torian.” ― Georgie

“I said I was responsible. Never said I was smart.” ― Georgie

"You waited till I had a beer to tell me this story, didn't you?" ― George

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George's quote: “There's a person at the end of the table that eats for free.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

George's quote: “There's a person at the end of the table that eats for free.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

“Sheldon's fine. You know what he's like. If someone took him, I'm sure they'll bring him right back.” ― George

“There's a person at the end of the table that eats for free.” ― George

“When I was his age, I hitchhiked to Florida 'cause I had a friend that had a girlfriend who knew a girl who might be willing.” ― George

“He's not a communist. He's ten years old. Listen, I fought for this country. I love this country. My kids love this country. Isn't that right, Sheldon?” ― George

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Sheldon's quote: “That NASA guy treated me like a child, and I intend to prove him wrong.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

Sheldon's quote: “That NASA guy treated me like a child, and I intend to prove him wrong.” | Source: facebook.com/YoungSheldonCBS

It would have been difficult to top what "The Big Bang Theory" had done, but "Young Sheldon" put in a monumental effort. Its historical outlook on Sheldon's life was well-created and worthwhile.

Besides the male main characters, "The Big Bang Theory" female actors, including Mayim Bialik and Kaley Cuoco, also brought much fun to the show. Fans of the hit series can check out these 56 "Big Bang Theory" quotes.

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