56 'Big Bang Theory' Quotes: Sheldon's Extra Eccentricities Unleashed

In "The Big Bang Theory," Sheldon Cooper is an eccentric physicist with many academic accolades. But his brilliance doesn't stop there. He is famous for his sarcastic and witty lines, and here are his 56 quotes from the show.

Genius, sass, and sarcasm effortlessly intertwine in Sheldon Cooper's life. Whether it's his fellow nerd friends, neighbor Penny, or girlfriend Amy, no one escapes his quirky complaints throughout the series.

Despite the spirited exchanges and comedic banter, often punctuated by his famous catchphrase "Bazinga!" the show's fans hold nothing but intense adoration for Sheldon's fascinating behavior.

From creating roommate agreements and openly professing his love for Spock to his strict adherence to routines, Sheldon proves himself not just a master of witty lines but an unforgettable icon in pop culture. Relive his eccentric quotes below.

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "I'm warm and soothing. I'm like a human bowl of tomato soup." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

Sheldon Cooper's Quotes in 'Big Bang Theory' That Display His Wit and Stubbornness

"Good morning, everyone, and welcome to 'Science and Society.' I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, ma, PH.D., and SCD. OMG, right?" — Sheldon Cooper

"I'm not Sheldon. I'm the Flash. And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration." — Sheldon Cooper

"I am a grown man. I am a professional scientist. And I currently occupy the moral high ground." — Sheldon Cooper

"I always listen to myself. It's one of the great joys of my life." — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "So, just to clarify, when you say three, do we stand up or do we pee?" | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"Don't be silly, I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact." — Sheldon Cooper

"I'm warm and soothing. I'm like a human bowl of tomato soup." — Sheldon Cooper

"I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested." — Sheldon Cooper

"Hard as this may be to believe, it's possible that I'm not boyfriend material." — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "No cuts, no buts, no coconuts." — Sheldon Cooper

"That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad." — Sheldon Cooper

Quirkiest Love-Hate Quotes of Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in 'The Big Bang Theory'

"Amy had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable." — Sheldon Cooper

"Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them." — Sheldon Cooper

"Yes! She's like the dryer sheets of my heart!" — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "Bazinga! You never see any of my practical jokes coming, do you?" | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"There's no denying that I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love." — Sheldon Cooper

"What do I know about Amy? She loves medieval literature. Chaucer's her favorite. And her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies. And I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers to dance as if she's playing along." — Sheldon Cooper

"Now, let's find the kind of gift that makes her feel small and worthless." — Sheldon Cooper

"What are the sleeping arrangements? We've only been dating for three years. If we were to share a room, people might talk." — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "How on earth can you say 'dirty sock' and 'relax' in the same sentence?" | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"That's right. I'm in a boy-girl relationship with this cute little lump of wool." — Sheldon Cooper

"Amy: This isn't easy to say, because I love you, but... I need some time to take a step back and reevaluate our situation.

Sheldon: Oh.

Amy: I hope you understand.

Sheldon: Okay.

Amy: Bye, Sheldon.

Sheldon: Well, Gollum, you're an expert on rings. [Sheldon takes out an engagement ring from his desk drawer] What do I do with this one?" — "Big Bang Theory"

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Amy. *knock knock knock* Amy. *knock knock knock* Amy.

[Amy opens the door. Sheldon is on one knee, holding out an engagement ring]

Sheldon: Will you marry me?" — "Big Bang Theory"

"Sheldon: How's it feel to be married to a Noble Prize winner?

Amy: You tell me.

Sheldon: Oh, Amy-centric! What a fun way to look at it." — "Big Bang Theory"

"Amy: Sheldon, you're not a weirdo.

Sheldon: I wasn't speaking about me." — "Big Bang Theory"

"Amy: Oh ... are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?

Sheldon: No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence." — "Big Bang Theory"

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "You mess with the bull, you get the horns." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"Sheldon: I hate to say it but I think everyone is being incredibly selfish.

Amy: Well, you would be the authority on the subject." — "Big Bang Theory"

Eccentric Quotes of Sheldon Cooper in ‘The Big Bang Theory'

"While I subscribe to the many-worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons... I assure you that in none of them am I dancing." — Sheldon Cooper

"So, just to clarify, when you say three, do we stand up or do we pee?" — Sheldon Cooper

"You have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does..." — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "But I have been getting better with sarcasm if you want to give that a try." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"You catch even more with manure, what's your point?" — Sheldon Cooper

"I found the grinch to be a relatable, engaging character, and I was really with him..." — Sheldon Cooper

"No cuts, no buts, no coconuts." — Sheldon Cooper

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, 'For you, no charge'." — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "I am a grown man. I am a professional scientist. And I currently occupy the moral high ground." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"I ordered it before you had surgery. It's the urn I was going to put you in." — Sheldon Cooper

"Well, if you want to see less of me, maybe we should go out again." — Sheldon Cooper

"Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad." — Sheldon Cooper

"Bazinga! You never see any of my practical jokes coming, do you?" — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "That's right. I'm in a boy-girl relationship with this cute little lump of wool." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"But I have been getting better with sarcasm if you want to give that a try." — Sheldon Cooper

"Even in my sleep-deprived state, I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. Bazinga!" — Sheldon Cooper

"Here lie the ashes of Leonard Hofstadter. He thought he was right, but his roommate knew better." — Sheldon Cooper

"You mess with the bull, you get the horns." — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "Yes! She's like the dryer sheets of my heart!" | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"A hybrid dog and octopus. Man's underwater best friend." — Sheldon Cooper

"All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy." — Sheldon Cooper

"The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked." — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "I always listen to myself. It's one of the great joys of my life." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"You know, I've always wanted to go to a goth nightclub." — Sheldon Cooper

"Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account." — Sheldon Cooper

"She calls me moon-pie because I'm nummy-nummy, and she could just eat me up." — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Will Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!" — Sheldon Cooper

"How on earth can you say 'dirty sock' and 'relax' in the same sentence?" — Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper's quote: "You know, I've always wanted to go to a goth nightclub." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv

Sheldon consistently challenged himself to fit in with his friends, even if it required stepping outside his comfort zone. Beneath his sarcastic nature, there's an endearing and friendly side to him, expressed in his own unique and quirky manner.

His quotes remind us to embrace our individuality and our quirks. It's perfectly acceptable to be different and face challenges in life. Additionally, expressing our emotions is crucial, even if it's done unconventionally.

The show's talented ensemble included actors Jim Parsons, Mayim Bialik, and Kaley Cuoco. If you're looking for more entertainment, the "Criminal Minds" profilers offer equally eccentric quotes that will captivate you.