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Photo of "Freak and Geeks" cast with the quote: "Oh, man, the geeks have inherited the earth." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies
Photo of "Freak and Geeks" cast with the quote: "Oh, man, the geeks have inherited the earth." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

45 'Freaks and Geeks' Quotes from Hilarious Dramedy about Nerds

Titi Dokubo
Apr 07, 2023
04:00 P.M.
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"Freaks and Geeks" is a hilarious dramedy about a group of high school students who don't quite fit in. From awkward first dates to struggles with peer pressure, these characters navigate the ups and downs of adolescence with wit and humor. Here are 45 quotes from the show that capture what it means to be a "freak" or a "geek" in high school.

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"Freaks and Geeks" is a beloved coming-of-age dramedy series that aired for only one season but has gained a cult following. The show is set in 1980 and follows a group of high school students, both "freaks" and "geeks," as they navigate the challenges of adolescence, social hierarchies, and family dynamics.

The "freaks" are rebellious students who reject traditional high school norms and authority. The "geeks" are the socially awkward outcasts who often find solace in their love for science, math, and other academic pursuits. Despite their differences, both groups share a common bond in their struggles to find acceptance and belonging in a world that doesn't always understand or value them.

The show featured a talented cast of young actors who became stars in their own right. The writing and humor of the show have been praised for being authentic and relatable, capturing the awkwardness, humor, and heartache of adolescence with honesty and humor. Read the following 45 quotes from the show that will make you feel nostalgic.

Nick's quote: "I've seen God… he plays drums in Led Zeppelin." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Nick's quote: "I've seen God… he plays drums in Led Zeppelin." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

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'Freaks and Geeks' Quotes Full of Nerd Humor

"Are you supposed to lick her teeth?" — Bill

"I don't need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?" — Sam Weir

"I hate astrology. What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?" — Daniel Desario

"I don't really like jokes. I don't think they're funny." — Bill Haverchuck

"Just thinking about studying makes me want to take a nap." — Daniel Dasario

Sam Weir's quote: "I don't need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?" | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Sam Weir's quote: "I don't need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?" | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

"Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts." — Bill Haverchuck

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"Oh, man, the geeks have inherited the earth." — Jock

"Sam Weir: Cindy Sanders is, like, a librarian type. / Neal Schweiber: Yeah, librarian for the Playboy mansion." — "Freaks and Geeks"

"Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls? / Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison." — "Freaks and Geeks"

"You couldn't be in love with someone you couldn't cut the cheese in front of." — Bill

Bill Haverchuck's quote: "Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Bill Haverchuck's quote: "Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

"Nick: Your dad's makin' you go to the dance? What's that all about? / Ken: Who's your dad? Hitler?" — "Freaks and Geeks"

"Bill Murray's the funniest man on the planet." — Bill

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"All right, kids, hurry to class. Last one to class, first one on welfare. It's your choice." — Frank Kowchevski

"I've seen God… he plays drums in Led Zeppelin." — Nick

"I'm Jewish. That's no cakewalk either. Last year, I was elected school treasurer. I didn't even run!" — Neal Schweiber

Bill's quote: "Bill Murray's the funniest man on the planet." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Bill's quote: "Bill Murray's the funniest man on the planet." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

"You're like the only person who's ever gotten what I'm about." — Nick

"Screw you, I'm hilarious!" — Neal

"Lindsay, do you know what happens when you put a rotten banana in a fruit bowl? All the other bananas go rotten. And that's what Kim Kelly is: a bad banana." — Harold Weir

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"I'm sarcastic?" — Ken

"[sobbing] You're, like, my only friend Lindsay! And you're a total loser!" — Kim Kelly

Nick's quote: "You're like the only person who's ever gotten what I'm about." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Nick's quote: "You're like the only person who's ever gotten what I'm about." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

'Freaks and Geeks' Quotes Full of Smart Lessons

"Just cause a girl speaks her mind doesn't mean she's a psycho." — Lindsay Weir

"Get a woman laughing and you've got a woman loving." — Harris

"Look if I was such a prude, you wouldn't exist!" — Harold Weir

"Not all good—looking people are cool." — Lindsay Weir

"Sam: So this is what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? She is your best friend, she is beautiful, you can say and do anything in front of her. / Neal: Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in." — "Freaks and Geeks"

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Lindsay Weir's quote: "Just cause a girl speaks her mind doesn't mean she's a psycho." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Lindsay Weir's quote: "Just cause a girl speaks her mind doesn't mean she's a psycho." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

"Bodies are merely a shell which conceal our heavenly souls." — Harris

"Look, these teachers...these teachers want us to work, you know? And I say fine...I'll work. But you gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do. And for me, Lindsay, it's my—it's my drum kit, man. This my passion, you know? This is— this is the essence of who I am now. But before I had this, I was lost too. You see what I'm saying? You need to find...your reason for—for living, man. You've got to find, your big, just gigantic drum kit, you know?" — Nick Andopolis

"Cause freaks go all the way." — Millie

"Lindsay Weir: You know who didn't go to college? Albert Einstein. / Jeff Rosso: You know who else didn't go to college? / Lindsay Weir: Who? / Jeff Rosso: Frank. / Lindsay Weir: Frank who? / Jeff Rosso: Frank, the guy who pumps gas into my car." — "Freaks and Geeks"

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"Rock 'n' roll don't come from your brain." — Daniel

Harris' quote: "Bodies are merely a shell which conceal our heavenly souls." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Harris' quote: "Bodies are merely a shell which conceal our heavenly souls." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

"These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something." — Daniel Desario

"You can hardly stand to be around us. When you two were kids, you used to run around [...] Now, we try to pat you on the head, and you run for the hills. Well, I'm fed up. We are going to be close from now on, whether you like it or not. We're going to spend quality time together, and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!" — Harold Weir

"Sam Weir: Nobody thinks you're cool, you know. / Lindsay Weir: Trust me, I know." — "Freaks and Geeks"

'Freaks and Geeks' Quotes Filled with Funny Thoughts

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"I get these weird urges sometimes." — Nick

"Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got? / Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee. / Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?" — "Freaks and Geeks"

Daniel Desario's quote: "These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Daniel Desario's quote: "These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

"Alan White: Shut up, you little girl. / Bill Haverchuck: I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman." — "Freaks and Geeks"

"Um, why are you throwing your life away?" — Sam Weir

"Bill Haverchuck: I just hope I get candy I can eat. I'm allergic to peanuts, licorice, and nougat. / Neal Schweiber: How can you possibly be allergic to nougat? / [Sam laughs] / Bill Haverchuck: I don't know. My doctor says I'm allergic to more things than anyone he's ever seen." — "Freaks and Geeks"

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"Is it just me, or does the whole world suck?" — Nick Andopolis

Sam Weir's quote: "Um, why are you throwing your life away?" | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Sam Weir's quote: "Um, why are you throwing your life away?" | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

"I'm not gonna hug you." — Sam Weir

"Always a good night for some Sabbath." — Neal

"Hm...looking for Chaplin, only seeing Hitler." — Sam Weir

"Were you asleep during scared straight?" — Neal

"I have better things to do than run around a gym." — Bill Haverchuck

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Sam Weir's quote: "I'm not gonna hug you." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

Sam Weir's quote: "I'm not gonna hug you." | Source: Youtube.com/paramountmovies

"Freaks and Geeks" significantly influenced popular culture and television. It was praised for its realistic portrayal of high school life and for tackling sensitive issues such as bullying, drug use, and mental health. The show also launched the careers of many of its cast members, including James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, and Linda Cardellini.

Its creator, Paul Feig, went on to direct successful comedies such as "Bridesmaids" and "The Heat." Despite critical acclaim, "Freaks and Geeks" was canceled after only one season due to low ratings. However, it gained a cult following in the years following its cancellation, and its influence can be seen in many subsequent high school-set TV shows and movies.

The show's fate also highlighted the challenges of creating and promoting innovative, unconventional programming in the television industry, which often prioritizes commercial success over creative risk-taking. Read quotes from another authentic series.

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