60 Sheldon Quotes from 'TBBT' and 'Young Sheldon' We Love Him For
Sheldon was surrounded by some of the best characters on television for over a decade, but he was everyone's favorite with his antics, odd behavior, and intelligence. Some of his best lines reveal random science facts and how he sees the world.
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For 12 seasons, "The Big Bang Theory" was the biggest sitcom on American television due to Sheldon Cooper and his nerdy friends. The characters developed in amazing ways, turning the show into more than just dorky men trying to find love.
It became about keeping a strong friendship, even through social awkwardness and, in Sheldon's case, a little selfishness. His character grew the most, going from a boy genius who preferred loneliness to a married man accompanied by some of the best people you can have in life.
Audiences celebrated when Sheldon and Amy won the Nobel Prize and cried as the main show ended. However, "Young Sheldon" helps keep his story going, adding new nuances to the story with his family life and growing up in Texas as a child prodigy. Let's remember some amazing moments with these 60 Sheldon quotes.
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "Young Sheldon": “I’m only nine years old. Most evil doesn’t start till puberty.” | Source: Amodays
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Sheldon Quotes That Made Others Roll Their Eyes and Chuckle
"There's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"Amy's beloved 'Pride and Prejudice' is a flawless work of genius. He's proud, she's prejudiced, it just works." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“Per the student dress and grooming code, this boy’s hair is too long. This boy’s wearing sports attire outside a designated area. And this girl’s blouse is diaphanous, which means I can see her brassiere.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering that at the center of every black hole, there is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“I’m only nine years old. Most evil doesn’t start till puberty.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "The Big Bang Theory": "That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and it makes me sad." | Source: Amodays
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"Good morning, everyone, and welcome to 'Science and Society.' I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, Ph.D., and ScD. OMG, right?" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“Did you know that if gravity were slightly more powerful, the universe would collapse into a ball?” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
“I can’t see myself living in California. I don’t trust their carefree lifestyle.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and it makes me sad." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that's why they hated me." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "The Big Bang Theory": "What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one." | Source: Amodays
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"I don't say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“Welcome to the church of Mathology. Today I’d like to talk about prime numbers and why they give us joy.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"You talk to an invisible man in the sky who grants wishes. If anyone's mental, it's you!" — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "The Big Bang Theory": "'Not knowing is part of the fun.' Was that the motto of your community college?" | Source: Amodays
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"I ordered it before you had surgery. It's the urn I was going to put you in." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"'Not knowing is part of the fun.' Was that the motto of your community college?" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"I would have been here sooner, but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"I'd like to go over some proposed changes to the roommate agreement, specifically to address Penny's annoying personal habits." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"I can't be impossible; I exist. I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable.'" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "Young Sheldon": “I don’t need a calculator, Dad. I am one.” | Source: Amodays
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"The prospect of advancing to the next stage of academia had me feeling giddy. And, on top of that, I got to pack a suitcase, which is like playing Tetris but with underwear." — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
Sheldon Quotes That Made Him Everyone's Favorite Character
"Friends are like toilet paper. It's good to have extras under the sink." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"I am not crazy; my mother had me tested." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"Bazinga!" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory" and "Young Sheldon"
“I don’t need a calculator, Dad. I am one.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "Young Sheldon": "What I find interesting is how so many supervillains are scientists. If the world doesn't respect me, I might change sides." | Source: Amodays
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"I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"Yes! She's like the dryer sheets of my heart!" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"What I find interesting is how so many supervillains are scientists. If the world doesn't respect me, I might change sides." — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"So, I'm ahead of my time? All right, call me when you catch up." — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "The Big Bang Theory": "No cuts, no buts, no coconuts." | Source: Amodays
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"Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football, and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"Sheldon: You know, in difficult moments like this, I often turn to a force greater than myself.
Amy: Religion?
Sheldon: 'Star Trek.'" — "The Big Bang Theory"
"What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"No cuts, no buts, no coconuts." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "The Big Bang Theory": "Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon." | Source: Amodays
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"A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, 'For you, no charge.'" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“That NASA guy treated me like a child, and I intend to prove him wrong.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary." — "The Big Bang Theory"
"But I have been getting better with sarcasm if you want to give that a try." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "Young Sheldon": "I should let you know I read a book on Jiu-Jitsu, and I am prepared to throw it at you." | Source: Amodays
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"You mess with the bull, you get the horns." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"I should let you know I read a book on Jiu-Jitsu, and I am prepared to throw it at you." — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“Dr. Flora Douglas: And why are you wearing mittens?
Sheldon: Well, I don't know where your hands have been.” — "Young Sheldon"
"That's my spot." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "Young Sheldon": “I needed to get on the shuttle so I could escape this ridiculous planet. Spoiler alert, I’m still here.” | Source: Amodays
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Sheldon Quotes That Showed His Humanity
"There's no denying that I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“I needed to get on the shuttle so I could escape this ridiculous planet. Spoiler alert, I’m still here.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"Hard as this may be to believe, it's possible that I'm not boyfriend material." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there’s Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we’re talking about smoked brisket.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"I'm warm and soothing. I'm like a human bowl of tomato soup." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "Young Sheldon": “Science fact: Sisters are the worst.” | Source: Amodays
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"Mommy, I love you. Don't let Spock take me to the future!" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"She calls me moon-pie because I'm nummy-nummy, and she could just eat me up." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"You may not realize it, but I have difficulty navigating certain aspects of daily life. You know, understanding sarcasm, feigning interest in others, not talking about trains as much as I want. It's exhausting!" — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“Science fact: Sisters are the worst.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"Don't worry. If you get confused, I'll be right here in the front row." — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
Sheldon Cooper's quote from "The Big Bang Theory": "I made a new friend who likes trains as much as I do, I kissed Amy on the lips, and the conductor played his banjo for me." | Source: Amodays
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"Leonard: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?
Sheldon: Yes. And that's coming from me." — "The Big Bang Theory"
“I actually enjoyed being alone. Solitude allowed me to think about important things.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"I made a new friend who likes trains as much as I do, I kissed Amy on the lips, and the conductor played his banjo for me." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
"When I lost my own father, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do." — Sheldon Cooper, "The Big Bang Theory"
“I don’t, but the precision of the universe at least makes it logical to conclude there’s a creator.” — Sheldon Cooper, "Young Sheldon"
"The Big Bang Theory" dialogue: "Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful. Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary." | Source: Amodays
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"The Big Bang Theory" truly helped usher in "The Age of Nerd," where superheroes and franchises like "Game of Thrones" became part of mainstream pop culture. They would've been considered "nerdy stuff" before, but people realized how cool nerds could be, thanks to Sheldon and his friends.
His wife, Amy Farrah Fowler, was played by Mayim Bialik, who recently posted a throwback snap with her TV husband, Jim Parsons, from his 2017 wedding. Parsons met his real-life partner, Todd Spiewak, in 2002, but they hid their relationship for ten years.
Meanwhile, Iain Armitage, who plays the younger version of Sheldon Cooper, posted pictures of his travels on social media. It's crazy how much he has grown over the last six seasons, and fans were left in tears after the finale.
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