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George Jefferson's image with his quote: "I'm the most offensive person in the world." | Source: Getty Images
George Jefferson's image with his quote: "I'm the most offensive person in the world." | Source: Getty Images

20 George Jefferson Quotes from the Iconic TV Character

Sonali Bharadwaj
Jul 19, 2023
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Played by Sherman Hemsley, George Jefferson is a fictional character who entertained the audience through his humorous and catchy lines. Here are 20 George Jefferson quotes for "The Jeffersons" and "All in the Family" fans.

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While George Jefferson's last appearance was years ago in the hit sitcom "The Jeffersons," which is a spin-off of "All in the Family," his lines will forever be fresh in the minds of the audiences.

Back in the mid-70s, when "The Jeffersons" aired, it wasn't usual to portray a successful and happy black family in a TV show. However, George's appearance left a strong impression on the viewers' minds.

George was a character of strong opinions, and he was often rude and outspoken. However, he's also left behind some hysterical lines that make him a character worth watching. Here are 20 George Jefferson quotes to show why fans can't get enough of him.

George Jefferson’s quote: “We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!” | Source: AmoDays

George Jefferson’s quote: “We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!” | Source: AmoDays

Famous George Jefferson Quotes

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"You can't be on the defensive all the time. Be on the offensive, like me. I'm the most offensive person in the world." — George Jefferson

"We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!" — George Jefferson

"Florence Johnston: What's stupid about wanting to go to Heaven? Don't you want to go to Heaven?

George Jefferson: Yeah, but I'm waiting till He sends for ME." — "The Jeffersons"

"Because it's a classy thing to do." — George Jefferson

"Yeah, where's the other half of the zebra?" — George Jefferson

George Jefferson’s quote: “Rich people never even see money. All they know is, “Charge it”, “I’ll sign for it”, and “Sue me”.” | Source: AmoDays

George Jefferson’s quote: “Rich people never even see money. All they know is, “Charge it”, “I’ll sign for it”, and “Sue me”.” | Source: AmoDays

George Jefferson Quotes from the Funniest Situations

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"George Jefferson: What're you doing calling Detroit on my phone?

Florence Johnston: Cuz that's where my uncle lives. [to the operator] 313? Thank you.

George Jefferson: What are you doing calling your uncle on my phone?

Florence Johnston: Because I don't think he'd hear me if I yelled out the window." — "The Jeffersons"

"George Jefferson: She's what you call, a domestic.

Louise Jefferson: You make it sound like a disease!" — "The Jeffersons"

"Why don't you take off your belt? I love the sound your belly makes when it hits the floor." — George Jefferson

"Louise Jefferson: We're your friends too, Florence, we care about you.

Florence Johnston: About me? I'm only the maid, and I ain't even a good one at that.

George Jefferson: She's right about that, she's a terrible maid." — "The Jeffersons"

George Jefferson’s quote: “We only hired you because nobody else wanted you!” | Source: AmoDays

George Jefferson’s quote: “We only hired you because nobody else wanted you!” | Source: AmoDays

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"Harry Bentley: I thought cauliflower was very good.

George Jefferson: Cauliflower?

Harry Bentley: Yes, Lassie's favorite vegetable: Collie-flower.

George Jefferson: Cauliflower! I was going to put sauerkraut

Louise Jefferson: Sauerkraut?

Harry Bentley: I thought Lassie was a German shepherd." — "The Jeffersons"

"George Jefferson: This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is the kitchen area...

Louise Jefferson: Where we does our kitchening." — "The Jeffersons"

George Jefferson’s quote: “You can't be on the defensive all the time. Be on the offensive, like me. I'm the most offensive person in the world.” | Source: AmoDays

George Jefferson’s quote: “You can't be on the defensive all the time. Be on the offensive, like me. I'm the most offensive person in the world.” | Source: AmoDays

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George Jefferson Quotes Worth Remembering

"George Jefferson: If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade.

Florence Johnston: Where do you think I cash it now?" — "The Jeffersons"

"Helen Willis: But Florence, what if there is no Heaven? What if you die and they just put you in the ground and that's it?

George Jefferson: Yeah, then you spend the rest of your life COVERED in the dirt." — "The Jeffersons"

"Rich people never even see money. All they know is, "Charge it", "I'll sign for it", and "Sue me"." — George Jefferson

"Tom Willis: She left these clues, a note, a prized possession, I think she was crying out for help.

George Jefferson: Did you ever hear her sing? She needs help." — "The Jeffersons"

George Jefferson’s quote: “Yeah, where's the other half of the zebra?” | Source: AmoDays

George Jefferson’s quote: “Yeah, where's the other half of the zebra?” | Source: AmoDays

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"George Jefferson: Hey wait a minute! You calling my wife a liar?

Florence Johnston: No, I just...

George Jefferson: Do you know how many fights Weezy and I have had because of YOU? You don't know, I'm gonna tell you the truth, a couple of times you made me so mad I was gonna fire you, but Weezy said she wouldn't talk to me if I did." — "The Jeffersons"

"George Jefferson: [reading Florence's letter] Dear Mrs. Jefferson, thank you for everything. Goodbye. Love, Florence.

Lionel Jefferson: That's strange, it almost sounds like a suicide note.

George Jefferson: Get out of here, everybody knows black folks don't commit suicide." — "The Jeffersons"

George Jefferson’s quote: “Why don't you take off your belt? I love the sound your belly makes when it hits the floor.” | Source: AmoDays

George Jefferson’s quote: “Why don't you take off your belt? I love the sound your belly makes when it hits the floor.” | Source: AmoDays

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"What's for dinner?... Pancakes?" — George Jefferson

Florence Johnston: You mean I only took the job because no one else would!

George Jefferson: We only let you KEEP the job because we love you!" — "The Jeffersons"

"George Jefferson: Will you stop making a mountain of a dumb maid? She said herself she's enjoying life today, took a cab for the first time.

Louise Jefferson: There's something else she was going to do for the first time.

George Jefferson: What's that?

Louise Jefferson: She was going to the top of the Empire State Building." — "The Jeffersons"

Quote from "The Jeffersons": "George Jefferson: She's what you call, a domestic. Louise Jefferson: You make it sound like a disease!" | Source: AmoDays

Quote from "The Jeffersons": "George Jefferson: She's what you call, a domestic. Louise Jefferson: You make it sound like a disease!" | Source: AmoDays

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Considering the ambitious, clever, hot-headed, and funny man George was, it's no wonder why he's still a fan favorite. To read about another interesting unabashed character, check out these Haruno Sakura quotes here.

While Phil Hartman made us laugh countless times through "The Simpson"s hilarious lawyer, Lionel Hutz, the actor's death was rather tragic. Erin Moran from "Happy Days" was another actor behind a bright onscreen presence whose life came to a tragic end. While they may not be with us today, they will always be remembered through their incredible work.

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