47 Community Quotes TV Series That Spawned a Cult Following

"Community" leaves its viewers in a happy and fun mood because of how the TV show takes problems from everyday life and shows them in an interesting way. The 2009 sitcom features Joel McHale as Jeff Winger, Dani Pudi as Abed Nadir, Donald Glover as Troy Barnes, and Alison Brie as Annie Edison.

The story revolves around McHale, who is a suspended lawyer. To continue his professional career, he is asked to join a community college where he meets multiple exciting people.

The sitcom shows how he interacts with multiple people and learns new things about them. The quirky show leaves its audience smiling and laughing at the hilarious instances.

The 6-season TV show began airing on NBC until its fifth season. The final season aired on Yahoo! Screen before the show ended in 2015. It won the Primetime Emmy Award in 2011 and was nominated thrice in 2012, 2014, and 2015.

Fans of the show know how hilarious some dialogues from the series were, while others taught some important life lessons. Read these 47 "Community" quotes from the TV series that many people love.

Jeff Winger's quote: "You're just as selfish as I am―you're just not as good at it yet." | Source: Amodays

Funny Quotes by Jeff Winger from the Community

"I did a little bit of lying to get close to you." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

"I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

"TV's the best dad there is… TV never forgot me at the zoo, TV never abused and insulted me... unless you count Cop Rock." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

"Shirley Bennett: Uh, Jeff, you don't have a bag?

Jeff Winger: Oh, I could never deprive the world of a portion of my chest the strap would cover." — "Community"

Jeff Winger's quote: "You are all better than you think you are. You are designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself." | Source: Amodays

"What makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

"Have you learned nothing from your insipid Twilight books? Men are monsters who crave young flesh." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

"Well, when you say 'classmate,' it sounds like we take naps together and eat paste, but what's great about community college is that a lot of the students are just as mature as the teachers." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

"You are all better than you think you are. You are designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

Jeff Winger's quote: "I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative." | Source: Amodays

"Duncan: I'm a Professor. You can't talk to me that way!

Jeff Winger: A 6-year-old girl could talk to you that way!

Duncan: Yes, because that would be adorable.

Jeff Winger: No, because you're a 5-year-old girl and there's a pecking order!" — "Community"

"I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

"To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

"Yeah, Move on with my life? Shmove shmon shmith shmy shmife." — Jeff Winger, "Community"

Abed Nadir's quote: "My dad will only pay for classes that will help me run the family business. 9/11 was pretty much 9/11 for the falafel business." | Source: Amodays

"Pierce Hawthorne: To the empowerage of words!

Jeff Winger: To the irony of that sentence!" — "Community"

Abed Nadir Quotes from the Series' Hilarious Moments

"My dad will only pay for classes that will help me run the family business. 9/11 was pretty much 9/11 for the falafel business." — Abed Nadir, "Community"

"Abed: I thought you were like Bill Murray in any of his films, but you're more like Michael Douglas in any of his films.

Jeff Winger: Yeah, well you have Aspergers." —"Community"

"Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people." — Abed Nadir, "Community"

Abed Nadir's quote: "Conflicts like this will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family." | Source: Amodays

"Six seasons and a movie!" — Abed Nadir, "Community"

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water... but now I see he's so much more than that. He's like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined." — Abed Nadir, "Community"

"Conflicts like this will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family." — Abed Nadir, "Community"

"Cool cool cool." — Abed Nadir, "Community"

Troy Barnes' quote: "Woah, you just wrinkled my brain." | Source: Amodays

Community Quotes From Troy Barnes, Annie Edison, And Other Characters

"Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle." — Troy Barnes, "Community"

"Woah, you just wrinkled my brain." — Troy Barnes, "Community"

"Jeff Winger: Hey! Troy sneezes like a girl!

Troy: How about I pound you like a boy...that didn't come out right." — "Community"

"You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman." — Troy Barnes, "Community"

Annie Edison's quote: "I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!" | Source: Amodays

"I don't know what to do. My whole brain is crying." — Troy Barnes, "Community"

"I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!" — Annie Edison, "Community"

"You devious clump of overpriced fabric and hair product." — Annie Edison, "Community"

"So pick up your pom-poms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that's just the way it goes." — Annie Edison, "Community"

Britta Perry's quote: "A lifetime of disappointments has given me douche-ray vision." | Source: Amodays

"Oh my god! I'm finally popular enough to be in the yearbook!" — Annie Edison, "Community"

"A lifetime of disappointments has given me douche-ray vision." — Britta Perry, "Community"

"I know what a metaphor is! It's like a thought with another thought's hat on." — Britta Perry, "Community"

"Oh, that is our human color wheel. It goes from Seal to Seal's teeth." — Dean Pelton, "Community"

Senor Chang's Quote: "Look at me. I've got the body of a fifth grader." | Source: Amodays

"I was never one to hold a grudge. My father held grudges, I'll always hate him for that." — Pierce Hawthorne, "Community"

"Let me rest gently on your pecs." — Senor Chang, "Community"

"Consider yourself Chang'd!" — Ben Chang, "Community"

Shirley Bennett's quote: "Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn." | Source: Amodays

"Shirley Bennett: They remind me of Sam and Diane. I hated Sam and Diane.

Annie Edison: Who are Sam and Diane?

Shirley Bennett: All right, we get it. You're young." — "Community"

"When I look at you, I no longer see students. I see seamen. From the moment you came onboard, I saw seamen inside of you. More importantly, you've stopped laughing at the word "seamen" which is the mark of a true seaman." — Admiral Slaughter, "Community"

Annie Edison's quote: "You devious clump of overpriced fabric and hair product." | Source: Amodays

Besides "Community," McHale has appeared in other TV shows and movies, including the comedy TV show "The Soup," where his hilarious commentary left the viewers laughing and wanting more.

He was also seen in the 2012 comedy movie "Ted" where Mark Wahlberg's teddy bear comes to life. The viewers loved the movie, and it even received an Oscar nomination, besides winning many other prestigious awards.

"Schitt's Creek" is another comedy show like "Community" that made the viewers feel happy. The 6-season-long show aired on CBC Television from 2015 to 2020, featuring Dan Levy, Eugene Levy, Annie Murphy, Catherine O'Hara, and Sarah Levy, among other prominent actors. Here are 39 David Rose Quotes from "Schitt's Creek" that you might want to read.