27 ‘Rick and Morty’ Quotes Season 3: Family, Adventure and Existentialism

"Rick & Morty" is a famous Adult Swim show that deals with a genius scientist who brings his grandson along with him on the craziest adventures. Season three is no different and may even upped the ante. Read 27 quotes from this third season of "Rick & Morty."

In true "Rick & Morty" style, season three premiered on April Fools of 2017, looping itself on the Adult Swim channel for the rest of the day since it first aired. The season, as with all the seasons, was a wild ride, with Beth's divorce and existential crises, Rick & Morty's confrontation with the President, and who can forget when Rick goes to the extent of turning himself into a pickle to find a way out of therapy with his family.

This is only the tip of the iceberg of a show that deals with existential themes and familial relations, among other narratives. Read these 27 "Rick & Morty" season three quotes from the characters within this ever-entertaining and sometimes absurd universe or...multi-universes.

An image of Mr. Goldenfold, with his quote: "If we're all bored here, wouldn't the common denominator be you?" | Source: Facebook.com/RickandMorty

Funny and Absurd Quotes

"I'm not a cow. I'm a pickle. When I feel like it." ― Rick Sanchez

"Their weird calendar made me 47, and they've weaponized the Eiffel Tower!" ― Summer Smith

"If we're all bored here, wouldn't the common denominator be you?" ― Mr. Goldenfold

"Losers look stuff up while the rest of us are Carp'en all them 'Diems." ― Rick Sanchez

"That’s the three lines of math that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling." ― Rick Sanchez

An image of two Summer Smith’s, with her quote: "Their weird calendar made me 47, and they've weaponized the Eiffel Tower!" | Source: Facebook.com/RickandMorty

"And I'll, I'll go out, and I'll find some more of that 'Mulan' Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. Because that’s, that’s what th s is all about, Morty! That’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake! I-I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that 'Mulan' McNugget sauce, Morty! That’s my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce. That’s what’s gonna take us nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. For 97 more years, Morty! I want that McNugget sauce, Morty!" ― Rick Sanchez

"Let me check my list of powers and weaknesses. Ability to do anything, but only whenever I want. That sounds like a job for me." ― Rick Sanchez

"You [expletive] with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up in our [expletive] Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty!" ― Rick Sanchez

"I’m Pickle Riiiick!" ― Rick Sanchez

Deep & Reflective Quotes

Multiple Ricks and Mortys with Rick Sanchez’s quote: “To live is to risk it all. Otherwise, you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules...” | Source: Facebook.com/RickandMorty

"Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your mind within your control. You chose to come here. You chose to talk, to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces, your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong, you might die. It’s just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people...well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose." ― Therapist

"And I don’t think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness [therapist] explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it’s helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat but not something I want for myself. I’m not a cow. I’m a pickle...when I feel like it. So...you asked." ― Rick Sanchez

“I’m a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it.” ― Rick Sanchez

“To live is to risk it all. Otherwise, you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules...” ― Rick Sanchez

"She was Rick's daughter, Jerry. She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think, 'Oh, this poor piece of [expletive], he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him or marry him."' ― Rick Sanchez

An image of Rick Sanchez with his quote: “I’m a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it.” | Source: Facebook.com/RickandMorty

More Quotes from Season 3

"Watch closely as grandpa topples an empire by changing a '1' To A '0'." ― Rick Sanchez

"What's the atmosphere like on planet Jessica?" ― Morty Smith

"I mean, not that I have a horse in this race, but this divorce decision, listen, mwah! Good for you, good for the kids. I mean, honestly, I think that they’re flourishing." ― Rick Sanchez

"I want to hold you, I want to run in a stream!" ― Rick Sanchez

Rick, Morty, and another character with Rick Sanchez’s quote: "Watch closely as grandpa topples an empire by changing a '1' To A '0'." | Source: Facebook.com/RickandMorty

"This world may be rough around the edges, but it’s got its charm.” ― Rick Sanchez

"Morty, I'm a drunk, not a hack." ― Rick Sanchez

"Cut the [expletive] Rick. I get it. Let's just go home." ― Summer Smith

"Who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20 CCs Of Liquid Dream-Killer into my daughter?" ― Rick Sanchez

An image of Rick Sanchez trying to save another character, with his quote: "This world may be rough around the edges, but it’s got its charm.” | Source: Facebook.com/RickandMorty

"Mission accomplished, boys. Pull me out." ― Rick Sanchez

“If you’re so great at naming things, why don’t you do it from now on?” ― Rick Sanchez

Beth, Morty, and Jerry Smith, with Morty’s quotes: "What's the atmosphere like on planet Jessica?" | Source: Facebook.com/RickandMorty

So far, six seasons of "Rick & Morty" have been released, with season seven on the horizon this coming October, although the specifics are still blurry.

There have been many celebrity guests on the show, such as Stephen Colbert, Christina Hendricks, Christian Slater, Elon Musk, Matthew Broderick, Susan Sarandon, and many more.

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